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Andi E
@andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social
Pissed off mom running dangerously low on fucks left to give
I love NPR's Thanksgiving programming and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Dave's potatoes are too salty and they're going to help him through it. It's Jessica's first time hosting and her turkey is still frozen and I am deeply invested. Let's do this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is it time to order our jumpsuits for the camps, or do we have a little longer still? Do we get to choose our own color or will it be determined by type of infraction?
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I think it's worth noting that you can not celebrate a death and not celebrate a life at the same time.
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I was surprised to learn that Charlie Kirk was only 31 years old, and I gotta give him credit - he packed a lot of hate and harm into a short life.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Aw fuck yeah it's shorts and hoodie weather
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Congratulations to all of my billionaire friends.
July 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The way his "address to the nation" is really just a reminder of how desperately he wants what Obama had
June 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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What if you throw a $45 million birthday party for yourself and no one comes?
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm not watching the parade, but I AM watching the weather and hoping for the worst ⛈️
June 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Possibly controversial opinion, but "Mandela effect" people are the worst people.
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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just finished setting up my own wheat and potato fields, honestly wasnt that difficult i dont understand what youre all so worried about
May 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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i’m just saying, maybe civilization was a mistake
April 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This Facebook post from a MAGA relative shortly after the election lives rent free in my head
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can someone please just nuke us already?
April 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There is no due process for anyone unless there is due process for everyone.
April 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So the competing theories for the president's actions seem to be:

*He's trying to enrich himself and his friends
*He's a traitor and isolating the US to help Putin
*He's insane and has no idea what he's doing

Cool. Cool cool cool.
April 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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i am announcing a 90 day pause in my peanut butter cup consumption, during which i will be increasing my consumption beyond levels ive ever experienced in my life. thank you for your attention to this matter
April 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I just feel sorry for all those shiny new factories that I'm sure were already almost operational
April 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Same old song
Trump: *creates a crisis out of thin air*
Trump: *accepts the previous status quo as a solution*
Trump: *claims victory*
MAGA: 💪🏼🥳*goes wild*💪🏼🥳
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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full-on losing at backgammon to a pigeon
April 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wow Trump is really sticking it to (*checks notes*)...Cambodia
April 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Let the man sleep 😭
Senator Cory Booker joins me live at 9PM Eastern on MSNBC.
April 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Is this at all like the Hunger Games? Can I pay to have Red Bull and maybe a new pair of insoles dropped to the Senate floor?
April 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM