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Ander Commander
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Proud future member of the Soylent Majority.
"Arrogance & fear still keep you from learning the simplest & most significant lesson of all...
It's not about you"
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Born Feb. 25, 1975, Chelsea Handler is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats @chelseahandler.bsky.social! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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2025-2026 Goalie Wins Leaders:

7 - Scott Wedgewood
6 - Connor Hellebuyck
6 - Sergei Bobrovsky
6 - Karel Vejmelka
6 - Jakub Dobes

https://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/NHL_2026_goalies.html
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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What’s better than one Makar? Two Makars.
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes

And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Hey Google, how much oil does Venezuela have?
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fuck boys.
Clean it up.
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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*insert 16-bit noises*
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Block block block

Do not dunk

Do not respond

Do not quote

Do not @ them

Do not screenshot

Do not even type their name

Do not type anything adjacent to it

Do not feed the trolls

Do not give the algorithm reason to feature the post

Do not grant them the pleasure of wasting your time and ours
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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absolutely not worth trying to yell at these accounts, they are here to troll and stir up shit and worst case to pick out targets

block 'em and move on and they'll get bored soon enough
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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#PhotoFriday 📷
#Photography 📸

Kenosha Pass, Park County, CO September 2024

Full album here: www.flickr.com/gp/185759355...
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Manson looked Rob Blake-ish on that one!
October 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them

thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-...
RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that he could tell a child is unhealthy just by licking them.
thehardtimes.net
September 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mash up bands:

Sponge Cake
Mash Up Bands:

Moody Blues Traveler
Mash up bands:

Deep Purple Floyd
October 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM