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Ance Tetere
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Turning data into information: Official Statistics.
Previously gave myself to science: Cognitive Neuroscience.

Conversations along those lines.
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Nobody envies Zelenskyy's job.
„and repeatedly echoed talking points the Russian leader had made in their call a day earlier.“
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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In case you missed my ZPID talk, here is the recording:

Researchers are human: Implications for Open Science and the Scientific Record

zpid.cloud.panopto.eu/Panopto/Page...

Thanks for inviting me!
@zpid.bsky.social

#OpenScience
Monica Gonzalez-Marquez: Researchers are human: Implications for Open Science and the Scientific Record
People are excellent at pattern-seeking. We also love stories, solve problems in similar ways and have porous memories. Some people are also researchers. What do these characteristics mean for the cre...
zpid.cloud.panopto.eu
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Sorry for length of video but this was the start of my day on the Isle of May…
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Words don’t quite fit to express the kind of confidence I admire in Americans - that faith that gathering and speaking clearly can move something. ✨
This is the biggest single day protest in US history.

Millions upon millions of people across the United States reject the Trump regime and fascism. #3E #NoKings #50501Movement #indivisible #wearetheflood
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Datacolada posted about you
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Our article on the topic:

doi.org/10.1007/s409...
Exploitation of intellectual property systems for the manipulation of academic reputations - International Journal for Educational Integrity
Patents are sought by academics and their institutions to protect their inventions. Academics also seek patents to enhance their individual profile and status for the purpose of job and promotion opportunities. Some institutions recognize the awarding of a patent to an individual academic as equivalent to or sometimes greater than publication in an international peer-reviewed journal. This article addresses the concerning development of patent inventorship credit (or credit that might be viewed as inventorship credit) being offered for sale by established education fraud companies alongside offers for authorship on academic papers and thesis writing. This article focuses on design registration in the United Kingdom (UK) but the issues identified are globally applicable. We characterize in detail the footprint of eight firms that are likely involved in the sale of thousands of UK registered designs to Indian academics for the purpose of academic reputation manipulation. Unlike patents, design registration applications are not examined for novelty or individual character (i.e. for whether the designs are actually new or innovative). Due to this limited examination process, these registrations generally issue quite quickly. We argue that exploitation of intellectual property systems should be considered one facet of the global enterprise of education fraud, alongside essay mills, diploma mills and research paper mills.
doi.org
October 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is very interesting. 👇🏼
Hope to see you there! ICYMI: thousands of design registrations have been sold as “patents” as an explicit ploy for academics to pad their CVs. This is still happening! For example, here's a design registration filed 20 Sep 2025 for "MACHINE LEARNING BASED SECURITY DEVICE FOR CLOUD COMPUTING":
October 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Recent MDPI paper including diagram of a bacterial cell with a mitochondrion 🤦‍♀️ The authors propose a mechanism for the toxicity of silver nanoparticles: "Ag+ ions in AgNPs bombard the bacterial mitochondria’s electron transport chain, resulting in cell death".
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Show us the last four albums you listened to. 😉
October 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Which AI do you find best for refactoring/optimising code?

Any grand success stories?
October 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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First we created a culture where you don't have to understand basic statistical ideas and methods to analyze quantitative data from samples. This was a wonderful innovation, as it removed barriers to publishing whatever the fuck you wanted. Using "AI" to just invent the data is the next logical step
A lot of psych is already conducted with online convenience samples & ppl are probably excited about silicon samples bc it would allow them to crank out more studies for even less 💸

How about we reconsider the idea that sciencey science involves collecting own data.
www.science.org/content/arti...
October 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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One thing to consider is that the only good reason to manipulate an image is to make it show something that it didn't show in the first place. Perhaps what was there originally was not background? A defect? A particle? Someone's watermark or label from another paper.
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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As Fabian says - some people are compulsive fiddlers, manipulators, and (frankly) liars. They would change the data simply for the sake of changing it. Because it is their habit. I have personally met people who lie even when it damages their own credibility. I suspect the same is true of data.
October 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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For everyone doing this:
#DefundAcademia
People are running stats on LLM-generated participants and think they’re being social scientists when in fact they’re technically just playing a very strange video game. This is like saying you’re doing math research because you’re playing sudoku.

www.science.org/content/arti...
AI-generated ‘participants’ can lead social science experiments astray, study finds
Data produced by “silicon samples” depends on researchers’ exact choice of models, prompts, and settings
www.science.org
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Winter-cyclists: you sure are familiar with the issue of a cold belly in the front and sweat-soaked back.
I am looking for special shirts/jackets which are warm/wind-proof in the front and thin/breathable in the back.
Any advice?
#winter #cycling
October 4, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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No matter who you are or what your problem is, please consider that the last thing you need is to conduct yet another dog-shit survey. Thank you. You're welcome.
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Distinguished panel of luminaries ✨ in research integrity. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Open Science Workshop - detecting errors and misconduct in science
Dates: 20-22 October
Location: Radboud University, Nijmegen, The Netherlands
Registration link: tinyurl.com/3xkd8twf
ONLY PHYSICAL ATTENDENCE POSSIBLE! NO ONLINE POSSIBILITIES.
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Coming from Java, I still structure my R code with the MVC pattern. Not sure it’s correct; mathematicians never write like that. 🤷‍♀️
Tell me something you do when you code that other people would tell you that you shouldn't do.

Tell me the rules you break!

I'll go first: I work in untitled files in the wrong project directories all the time. Like, all the time. Yes, I do tend to lose things 😂 #databs #rstats #python
September 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Well. I get exasperated about this. The problem is that many expect statistics to be easy. Some then get annoyed when it isn’t. Mathematics gets a free pass it seems. I am still learning statistics after more than 50 years.
September 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Timeline cleanser 🐈
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The University of Latvia has shut down archiving in its repository.

I assume this was done so that artificial intelligence can now rewrite past plagiarism without any credible external source left to dispute it. ☝️

#KāKļūtParProfesoruLatvijā
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Register now for a webinar discussion by Enago Academy
for #PeerReviewWeek, on 17 September, with
* Daniel Ucko @danielucko.bsky.social @apsphysics.bsky.social
* Patrick Starke - ImageTwinAI
* Elliot Lumb @research-signals.bsky.social
* Mary Miskin - EnagoAcademy
* and me
enago.com/our-events/a...
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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how it feels to contribute to an edited volume
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Four different papers, including one in Nature. The images appear to have been provided by a CDMO (Neurodigitech, LLC) to different teams in the US. Researchers have been adding these beautified and recycled images into their papers like they're filling up a sticker book.
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM