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Anarchist Finch
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🏀 Orlando Magic/SEM Phoenix
⚾ Seattle Mariners/Melbourne Aces
🏒 Seattle Kraken/Melbourne Mustangs

Teacher, reader, musician
He/him
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I love how they've planned literally nothing
I simply could not imagine anything worse
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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absolute beast mode
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Stay woke friends
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Steve Blackburn, a diehard Seattle Mariners fan, got out his phone and started sending messages to a witch named Luna who sells custom spells on Etsy.

"Luna please, I’m desperate," Blackburn typed. "Work your magic."
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Josh Naylor made some history relating to his home country when he hit his two-run homer in the seventh inning of today's game two of the American League Championship Series in Toronto against the Blue Jays.

Photo by Eric Hiller

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason #SeattleMariners #MLB
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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With 15 innings played, Tigers-Mariners is the longest winner-take-all MLB postseason game ever 🤯
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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The Mariners are headed to their first ALCS since 2001 ‼️
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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🚨 NEW: 58% of Australians agree that a genocide is happening in Gaza, according to a YouGov poll commissioned by the Australia Palestine Advocacy Network

88% of Greens voters and 72% of Labor voters were among those who agreed with the UN report on Gaza
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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🚨 NEW: Australians are split on whether house prices should increase, stay the same, or decrease 🏡

A majority of young people want house prices to DECREASE, while more from all other demographics want an increase or no change
October 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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me in 2015: i don't care if you're bored of his excellence, give mike trout the MVP award every year

me in 2025: i'll start mailing death threats if you give judge the mvp over cal raleigh
September 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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57 home runs for Big Dumper
September 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Hey man, you alright? Lately you’ve been dressing like a magician that performs within 10 feet of a buffet
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The Mariners are 2-0 and have a +24 run differential since an Etsy witch bestowed the team with great powers
September 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Sure boss. I don’t know what “accountable” means but I’d love to be held.
September 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
September 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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I think they made it all up. Total bullshit
What is your most controversial James Bond opinion?

(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
September 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
August 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM