Amelia G. Ferries
@ameliaferries.bsky.social
Paralegal. Coach. Writer. Powerlifter. Recovering marketer. Gym bro but make it Baba Yaga. Definitely a regular adult human and not three raccoons in a trench coat.
Last weekend, I defended my title as the M1 90kg Georgia State champion. Hitting PRs on my lifts was cool. Wearing my “punch your local nazi” shirt on the podium was cooler.
February 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Last weekend, I defended my title as the M1 90kg Georgia State champion. Hitting PRs on my lifts was cool. Wearing my “punch your local nazi” shirt on the podium was cooler.
The lady on my gym bag is impressed with my bench.
January 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The lady on my gym bag is impressed with my bench.
To the (thankfully few) men taking exception to Mr. Scalzi’s shirt… you are being overly emotional. Calm down.
Also, John Scalzi is a gift and a treasure.
Also, John Scalzi is a gift and a treasure.
January 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
To the (thankfully few) men taking exception to Mr. Scalzi’s shirt… you are being overly emotional. Calm down.
Also, John Scalzi is a gift and a treasure.
Also, John Scalzi is a gift and a treasure.
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If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.
Hey, fellow millennials, remember how they gave us SO MUCH SHIT for avocado toast? Maybe, as the generation that (allegedly) killed so many industries/traditions, we can come together to kill one more thing. Maybe we can stop the rizz-shaming… probably not, but we could try. Sorry, zoomers 😬
Every generation has a moment where media and pop culture latch onto signifiers and never update them so congrats to the kids you will be hearing jokes about how you say "rizz" in every sentence until you're dead
January 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hey, fellow millennials, remember how they gave us SO MUCH SHIT for avocado toast? Maybe, as the generation that (allegedly) killed so many industries/traditions, we can come together to kill one more thing. Maybe we can stop the rizz-shaming… probably not, but we could try. Sorry, zoomers 😬
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Red states are OCCUPIED and that's who you're mocking, occupied people, and laughing and crowing about how we actually do deserve what has already come for us
January 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Red states are OCCUPIED and that's who you're mocking, occupied people, and laughing and crowing about how we actually do deserve what has already come for us
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keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both
January 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both
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David Lynch's Full House
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
David Lynch's Full House
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
Today I learned that Blue Velvet is perfect background noise for updating medical chronologies while ignoring the inauguration of a rapist. #paralegalthings
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Today I learned that Blue Velvet is perfect background noise for updating medical chronologies while ignoring the inauguration of a rapist. #paralegalthings
I went to Nashville this weekend to coach a dear friend at her weightlifting meet (she qualified for nationals!). I met up with another dear friend I hadn’t seen in person since HS. Also it snowed this morning, and I did one v stereotypically Nashville thing…
January 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I went to Nashville this weekend to coach a dear friend at her weightlifting meet (she qualified for nationals!). I met up with another dear friend I hadn’t seen in person since HS. Also it snowed this morning, and I did one v stereotypically Nashville thing…
“I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”
I could say this every time I ever watched a David Lynch joint.
Thank you, Sir. It has been a gift to exist in a world with you and all of your wonder and strangeness in it.
I could say this every time I ever watched a David Lynch joint.
Thank you, Sir. It has been a gift to exist in a world with you and all of your wonder and strangeness in it.
January 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”
I could say this every time I ever watched a David Lynch joint.
Thank you, Sir. It has been a gift to exist in a world with you and all of your wonder and strangeness in it.
I could say this every time I ever watched a David Lynch joint.
Thank you, Sir. It has been a gift to exist in a world with you and all of your wonder and strangeness in it.
The void and the snow.
January 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The void and the snow.
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The world is on fire. Children are dying in Gaza. We are just days away from commencing the most deeply embarrassing 4 years… but my heavyish deadlift triples moved okay this morning. So I got that goin for me.
January 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The world is on fire. Children are dying in Gaza. We are just days away from commencing the most deeply embarrassing 4 years… but my heavyish deadlift triples moved okay this morning. So I got that goin for me.
Also I get excited about some real nerdy legal shit these days.
January 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Also I get excited about some real nerdy legal shit these days.
Just over a year ago, I posted that I switched careers. As it turns out… I did it again. I’ve been out of the marketing/sales game (with a select few marketing and personal training clients I retained bc I love them) for just shy of 2 months. So far, paralegal life is much more my speed.
January 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just over a year ago, I posted that I switched careers. As it turns out… I did it again. I’ve been out of the marketing/sales game (with a select few marketing and personal training clients I retained bc I love them) for just shy of 2 months. So far, paralegal life is much more my speed.
I put on a cute fit to go get groceries today
December 15, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I put on a cute fit to go get groceries today
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Where is the Delaware Chainsaw Massacre we’ve all been waiting for???
👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Where is the Delaware Chainsaw Massacre we’ve all been waiting for???
I knew I recognized that tailgate 🤔
December 11, 2023 at 2:57 AM
I knew I recognized that tailgate 🤔
It’s been a while, skeeters. In my absence, I took a new job and threw myself head-first into helping clients get strong 💪🏻. I also did a cardio last week, and that’s entirely enough of that. I am still doing strong things. And I am still thoroughly charmed by each and every one of you 🖤
December 11, 2023 at 2:54 AM
It’s been a while, skeeters. In my absence, I took a new job and threw myself head-first into helping clients get strong 💪🏻. I also did a cardio last week, and that’s entirely enough of that. I am still doing strong things. And I am still thoroughly charmed by each and every one of you 🖤