Amelia G. Ferries
@ameliaferries.bsky.social
Paralegal. Coach. Writer. Powerlifter. Recovering marketer. Gym bro but make it Baba Yaga. Definitely a regular adult human and not three raccoons in a trench coat.
And for anyone keeping track, I got 1st in masters and 3rd in open. Proud to share a podium with these ladies.
February 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
And for anyone keeping track, I got 1st in masters and 3rd in open. Proud to share a podium with these ladies.
They really just need to calm down. Someone should tell them 😉
January 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They really just need to calm down. Someone should tell them 😉
The first time I read this, I forgot the Ravens were a football team. I just accepted that the corvids are being blocked by the Swifties.
January 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The first time I read this, I forgot the Ravens were a football team. I just accepted that the corvids are being blocked by the Swifties.
Ever vigilant!
January 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ever vigilant!
I suppose, if we can’t interact with Jeff the way he wants us to, we just shan’t interact with Jeff? 🤷🏻♀️
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I suppose, if we can’t interact with Jeff the way he wants us to, we just shan’t interact with Jeff? 🤷🏻♀️
Our abyss gazes as well. Your abyss is gorgeous.
January 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Our abyss gazes as well. Your abyss is gorgeous.
No, it has to continue the trend of Ruining Everything. It will take our gains and leave us to re-rack the weights 😭
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
No, it has to continue the trend of Ruining Everything. It will take our gains and leave us to re-rack the weights 😭
I was soooo insufferable in this era. My fav was whenever they (or any moviemaker) did “San Francisco” and it was just one of 3 houses in Inman Park 🤣
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I was soooo insufferable in this era. My fav was whenever they (or any moviemaker) did “San Francisco” and it was just one of 3 houses in Inman Park 🤣
Oh man, the nonsense in stress dreams is so real… In college, my roommate looked at me with concern one morning and asked, “are you okay?” I was confused. “Yeah, why…?” She said, “it’s just, you were talking in your sleep last night, and you said something about taking the function of H2O.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh man, the nonsense in stress dreams is so real… In college, my roommate looked at me with concern one morning and asked, “are you okay?” I was confused. “Yeah, why…?” She said, “it’s just, you were talking in your sleep last night, and you said something about taking the function of H2O.”
This is so very relatable. I have several books that I just could. not. get. through. on paper, but that I adored via audiobook.
January 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is so very relatable. I have several books that I just could. not. get. through. on paper, but that I adored via audiobook.
SO relatable!
Me: gimme that face!
My cat: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Me: gimme that face!
My cat: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
SO relatable!
Me: gimme that face!
My cat: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Me: gimme that face!
My cat: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
It’s a not-so-distant throwback to when our grandmothers couldn’t have bank accounts and had to stay with their shitty husbands to survive.
January 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s a not-so-distant throwback to when our grandmothers couldn’t have bank accounts and had to stay with their shitty husbands to survive.
I can respect that. I don’t actually want to make anyone ill*. I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek, but part of “we can have both” must be reading the room and avoiding taking joy from others. You have my word, I won’t gif any of my replies to you.
*except Nazis. Always want to make Nazis ill.
*except Nazis. Always want to make Nazis ill.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can respect that. I don’t actually want to make anyone ill*. I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek, but part of “we can have both” must be reading the room and avoiding taking joy from others. You have my word, I won’t gif any of my replies to you.
*except Nazis. Always want to make Nazis ill.
*except Nazis. Always want to make Nazis ill.
You will pry my gifs from my cold dead hands, VanderMeer.
In all seriousness, though, we get small bits of joy where we can, especially amidst all of the *gestures around vaguely.* And social media interactions are inherently different from in-person interactions. We can have both.
In all seriousness, though, we get small bits of joy where we can, especially amidst all of the *gestures around vaguely.* And social media interactions are inherently different from in-person interactions. We can have both.
January 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You will pry my gifs from my cold dead hands, VanderMeer.
In all seriousness, though, we get small bits of joy where we can, especially amidst all of the *gestures around vaguely.* And social media interactions are inherently different from in-person interactions. We can have both.
In all seriousness, though, we get small bits of joy where we can, especially amidst all of the *gestures around vaguely.* And social media interactions are inherently different from in-person interactions. We can have both.
