amber (she/her)
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skeet queen, the backbone of the skeeter community 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
has anyone made the jonathan hay-bailey joke yet?
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
has anyone made the jonathan hay-bailey joke yet?
so when will gamma and delta males launch? there hasnt been an update for a while
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
so when will gamma and delta males launch? there hasnt been an update for a while
resisting capitalist urgency & waiting to get my skims bush thong on vinted
October 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
resisting capitalist urgency & waiting to get my skims bush thong on vinted
Government so corrupt theyre making banksy look deep and relevant again
September 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Government so corrupt theyre making banksy look deep and relevant again
Labour PR consultant: Just keep the reformers happy, nothing too crazy
Kier: Every morning I salute the flag while my bull terrier, Saint George, chants "it's coming home". My mother was a flag and my children are flags. At night I make love to my flag wife to the rhythm of God Save the Queen
Kier: Every morning I salute the flag while my bull terrier, Saint George, chants "it's coming home". My mother was a flag and my children are flags. At night I make love to my flag wife to the rhythm of God Save the Queen
September 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Labour PR consultant: Just keep the reformers happy, nothing too crazy
Kier: Every morning I salute the flag while my bull terrier, Saint George, chants "it's coming home". My mother was a flag and my children are flags. At night I make love to my flag wife to the rhythm of God Save the Queen
Kier: Every morning I salute the flag while my bull terrier, Saint George, chants "it's coming home". My mother was a flag and my children are flags. At night I make love to my flag wife to the rhythm of God Save the Queen
one day you wake up and your camera roll is just filled with gas meter readings
August 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
one day you wake up and your camera roll is just filled with gas meter readings
roughly every 5 years i find a new true no-skips album and today is the day
August 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
roughly every 5 years i find a new true no-skips album and today is the day
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i know it's just advertisement but it still pisses me off when tech CEOs claim AGI will solve humanity's problems with its vast intelligence. for a lot of problems we already know the solutions, what prevents them being solved is not a lack of intelligence, but that the solutions are unprofitable
June 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i know it's just advertisement but it still pisses me off when tech CEOs claim AGI will solve humanity's problems with its vast intelligence. for a lot of problems we already know the solutions, what prevents them being solved is not a lack of intelligence, but that the solutions are unprofitable
Ah yes the two genders! Biological women... and everyone else
June 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Ah yes the two genders! Biological women... and everyone else
Watching Starmer paraphrase Enoch Powell and remembering how Corbyn was a dirty populist for saying the 1% should pay more tax......
May 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Watching Starmer paraphrase Enoch Powell and remembering how Corbyn was a dirty populist for saying the 1% should pay more tax......
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“They found themselves made strangers in their own country”
— Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech (1968)
“We risk becoming an island of strangers”
— Keir Starmer (2025)
— Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech (1968)
“We risk becoming an island of strangers”
— Keir Starmer (2025)
May 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“They found themselves made strangers in their own country”
— Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech (1968)
“We risk becoming an island of strangers”
— Keir Starmer (2025)
— Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech (1968)
“We risk becoming an island of strangers”
— Keir Starmer (2025)
The biggest thing to come out if this kneecap scandal is that the government and media are perfectly able to condemn something IF they actually care about it
May 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The biggest thing to come out if this kneecap scandal is that the government and media are perfectly able to condemn something IF they actually care about it
Confusing day for those with joint pain
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Confusing day for those with joint pain
yes I bought Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for the combat mechanics
April 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
yes I bought Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for the combat mechanics
thinking bout him again xo
January 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
thinking bout him again xo
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accidentally called them squeets how embarrassing
December 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
accidentally called them squeets how embarrassing
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Stop overthinking.
Relax your jaw.
That’s right. Unhinge it.
Swallow yourself whole.
You deserve it.
Relax your jaw.
That’s right. Unhinge it.
Swallow yourself whole.
You deserve it.
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Stop overthinking.
Relax your jaw.
That’s right. Unhinge it.
Swallow yourself whole.
You deserve it.
Relax your jaw.
That’s right. Unhinge it.
Swallow yourself whole.
You deserve it.
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you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
December 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
cameron diaz in The Holiday: welp im single now, guess I'll book a trip?
kate winslet: *sniffing hard on the gas stove*
kate winslet: *sniffing hard on the gas stove*
December 16, 2024 at 9:36 PM
cameron diaz in The Holiday: welp im single now, guess I'll book a trip?
kate winslet: *sniffing hard on the gas stove*
kate winslet: *sniffing hard on the gas stove*
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Dr: do you eat healthy?
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Dr: do you eat healthy?
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales
Dr:
Me: the hummuses
Dr: I’m gonna put no
Me: ok
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South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
Alexa play Mozart's Requiem in D minor
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Alexa play Mozart's Requiem in D minor