amalthya
@amalthya.bsky.social
Twin mom 🌀 Singer in Cover Story 🎤 | She/her | Poly, queer, nerdy, adventurer 🌍 |
World traveler, working on myself, embracing life’s chaos |
For professional updates: lauradarby.bsky.social
World traveler, working on myself, embracing life’s chaos |
For professional updates: lauradarby.bsky.social
Spotted lanternflies are my new analogy for that futile feeling about the world around me.
They're terrible and I'm trying to stomp on all of them but every time I come back there are more.
They're terrible and I'm trying to stomp on all of them but every time I come back there are more.
September 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Spotted lanternflies are my new analogy for that futile feeling about the world around me.
They're terrible and I'm trying to stomp on all of them but every time I come back there are more.
They're terrible and I'm trying to stomp on all of them but every time I come back there are more.
waiting for my flight at the fifth gate it was assigned since I got to the airport 3.5 hours ago, a woman passes out, falling to the floor.
In response, @americanair.bsky.social sent a guy with a clipboard.
She's still on the floor.
And now, 15 minutes later, EMTs finally arrive.
In response, @americanair.bsky.social sent a guy with a clipboard.
She's still on the floor.
And now, 15 minutes later, EMTs finally arrive.
July 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
waiting for my flight at the fifth gate it was assigned since I got to the airport 3.5 hours ago, a woman passes out, falling to the floor.
In response, @americanair.bsky.social sent a guy with a clipboard.
She's still on the floor.
And now, 15 minutes later, EMTs finally arrive.
In response, @americanair.bsky.social sent a guy with a clipboard.
She's still on the floor.
And now, 15 minutes later, EMTs finally arrive.
Watching videos of people taking pictures of the tanks going by in DC makes me think of when my kids were little and we used to go to "Touch a Tractor" events.
June 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Watching videos of people taking pictures of the tanks going by in DC makes me think of when my kids were little and we used to go to "Touch a Tractor" events.
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I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
I'd say "Can this actually be real?" but that's kind of a daily mantra at this point. washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../78571434...
June 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'd say "Can this actually be real?" but that's kind of a daily mantra at this point. washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../78571434...
Global popcorn supplies are very low
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Global popcorn supplies are very low
“It’s a banana. What could it cost, $10?”
June 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
“It’s a banana. What could it cost, $10?”
I'm getting a real Gandalf and the trolls vibe with this Musk/Trump fight.
Imagine if someone hacked DJT's TruthSocial posts and started this brawl for the purposes of taking down both guys?
Imagine if someone hacked DJT's TruthSocial posts and started this brawl for the purposes of taking down both guys?
June 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I'm getting a real Gandalf and the trolls vibe with this Musk/Trump fight.
Imagine if someone hacked DJT's TruthSocial posts and started this brawl for the purposes of taking down both guys?
Imagine if someone hacked DJT's TruthSocial posts and started this brawl for the purposes of taking down both guys?
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TikTok banned #Skinnytok, but it's going to take a lot more than that to save us from the multi-headed hydra that is diet culture. My take here: www.teenvogue.com/story/tiktok...
Banning #SkinnyTok Won't Save Us. Beating Diet Culture Will Take a Lot More Than That
“Diet culture is much like the mythological hydra; when you cut one head off of this beast, two more grow in its place.”
www.teenvogue.com
June 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
TikTok banned #Skinnytok, but it's going to take a lot more than that to save us from the multi-headed hydra that is diet culture. My take here: www.teenvogue.com/story/tiktok...
I'm curious about others' opinions
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
June 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm curious about others' opinions
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
May 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Awkward phrasing included. Of all the times not to focus on civil liberties, it's when you're being accused of having child porn.
May 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Awkward phrasing included. Of all the times not to focus on civil liberties, it's when you're being accused of having child porn.
The @nytimes.com is no longer the bastion of sane journalism. I've stopped partaking in any of their content and you should too. Even if you like Wordle.
Even after all this, the @nytimes continues to normalize it
May 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The @nytimes.com is no longer the bastion of sane journalism. I've stopped partaking in any of their content and you should too. Even if you like Wordle.
Curious about the #PeeWeeHerman documentary.
I don't think Reubens was a pedophile or had child porn, but in his Stone Phillips interview, he says "I should be able to collect anything I want"
I don't think archival child porn should be collected. It was weird phrasing. Thoughts?
I don't think Reubens was a pedophile or had child porn, but in his Stone Phillips interview, he says "I should be able to collect anything I want"
I don't think archival child porn should be collected. It was weird phrasing. Thoughts?
May 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Curious about the #PeeWeeHerman documentary.
I don't think Reubens was a pedophile or had child porn, but in his Stone Phillips interview, he says "I should be able to collect anything I want"
I don't think archival child porn should be collected. It was weird phrasing. Thoughts?
I don't think Reubens was a pedophile or had child porn, but in his Stone Phillips interview, he says "I should be able to collect anything I want"
I don't think archival child porn should be collected. It was weird phrasing. Thoughts?
I don't know what's worse:
That @amazonprime.bsky.social canceled #wheeloftime or that they're making ANOTHER season of #RingsofPower
That @amazonprime.bsky.social canceled #wheeloftime or that they're making ANOTHER season of #RingsofPower
May 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I don't know what's worse:
That @amazonprime.bsky.social canceled #wheeloftime or that they're making ANOTHER season of #RingsofPower
That @amazonprime.bsky.social canceled #wheeloftime or that they're making ANOTHER season of #RingsofPower
We've been watching old episodes of Legends of the Hidden Temple and Double Dare on @paramountplus.com and it's MAGICAL
You too could win a Garfield phone and a VCR.
You too could win a Garfield phone and a VCR.
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We've been watching old episodes of Legends of the Hidden Temple and Double Dare on @paramountplus.com and it's MAGICAL
You too could win a Garfield phone and a VCR.
You too could win a Garfield phone and a VCR.
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Since you take a new name if you're made Pope he could be Pope Pepperoni the first.
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
April 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Since you take a new name if you're made Pope he could be Pope Pepperoni the first.
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At least I can thank the current stock market crisis for finally getting @charlesschwab.bsky.social to give me the option of hold music instead of financial updates.
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
At least I can thank the current stock market crisis for finally getting @charlesschwab.bsky.social to give me the option of hold music instead of financial updates.
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We are $2,000 short of being able to buy a new (to us) car out right, so every commission helps!
Since we're still on the hook for the totaled car we'd rather not have another car payment.
Since we're still on the hook for the totaled car we'd rather not have another car payment.
COMMISSION SALE!
Due to a drunk driver totaling our parked car last night, I'm having an emergency commission sale to help cover the cost of a new car.
7"x10". Watercolor on paper.
Two-color: $100
Full color: $150
DM or email to get started!
Due to a drunk driver totaling our parked car last night, I'm having an emergency commission sale to help cover the cost of a new car.
7"x10". Watercolor on paper.
Two-color: $100
Full color: $150
DM or email to get started!
April 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We are $2,000 short of being able to buy a new (to us) car out right, so every commission helps!
Since we're still on the hook for the totaled car we'd rather not have another car payment.
Since we're still on the hook for the totaled car we'd rather not have another car payment.
I wish Pope Francis had died without ever seeing JD Vance. Like he'd rather die than hang out with you, bro.
April 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I wish Pope Francis had died without ever seeing JD Vance. Like he'd rather die than hang out with you, bro.
Who is the target audience they're hoping to sway, by letting them know that cotton candy is FAT FREE
April 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Who is the target audience they're hoping to sway, by letting them know that cotton candy is FAT FREE
To the other moms who are also trying to work on their laptops from the lobby of Sky Zone during Spring Break...
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding an arrow in her hand .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding an arrow in her hand .
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
To the other moms who are also trying to work on their laptops from the lobby of Sky Zone during Spring Break...
I don't know what timeline I'm on where Bernie Sanders shows up at Coachella
April 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I don't know what timeline I'm on where Bernie Sanders shows up at Coachella