amalthya
@amalthya.bsky.social
Twin mom 🌀 Singer in Cover Story 🎤 | She/her | Poly, queer, nerdy, adventurer 🌍 |
World traveler, working on myself, embracing life’s chaos |
For professional updates: lauradarby.bsky.social
World traveler, working on myself, embracing life’s chaos |
For professional updates: lauradarby.bsky.social
I'd say "Can this actually be real?" but that's kind of a daily mantra at this point. washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../78571434...
June 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'd say "Can this actually be real?" but that's kind of a daily mantra at this point. washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../78571434...
Global popcorn supplies are very low
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Global popcorn supplies are very low
“It’s a banana. What could it cost, $10?”
June 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
“It’s a banana. What could it cost, $10?”
I'm curious about others' opinions
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
June 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm curious about others' opinions
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?
May 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Awkward phrasing included. Of all the times not to focus on civil liberties, it's when you're being accused of having child porn.
May 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Awkward phrasing included. Of all the times not to focus on civil liberties, it's when you're being accused of having child porn.
Who is the target audience they're hoping to sway, by letting them know that cotton candy is FAT FREE
April 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Who is the target audience they're hoping to sway, by letting them know that cotton candy is FAT FREE
Category is: Pokémon that look like sex toys
April 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Category is: Pokémon that look like sex toys
Category is: Pokémon that offend churchgoers
April 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Category is: Pokémon that offend churchgoers
Rename this lush bath bomb.
I'm torn between Tub of Sadness or The World, amirite?
I'm torn between Tub of Sadness or The World, amirite?
March 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rename this lush bath bomb.
I'm torn between Tub of Sadness or The World, amirite?
I'm torn between Tub of Sadness or The World, amirite?
Why is the lower half of the sumo wrestlers on the #AmazingRace censored?
March 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why is the lower half of the sumo wrestlers on the #AmazingRace censored?
I know there are a bunch of dudes who think about the Roman Empire a lot, but I think about this shot at least several times a week
February 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I know there are a bunch of dudes who think about the Roman Empire a lot, but I think about this shot at least several times a week
I don't think I'll ever be able to hear "Breaking News" without preemptively flinching again
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I don't think I'll ever be able to hear "Breaking News" without preemptively flinching again
:singing:
Which one of these things is not like the other?
Which one of these things is not like the other?
January 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
:singing:
Which one of these things is not like the other?
Which one of these things is not like the other?
Happy Christmas Adam to those who celebrate.
December 23, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Happy Christmas Adam to those who celebrate.
East Coast: thanks to the sponsors of this road, the Lions Club of West Bumfuck
Los Angeles: thanks to the sponsor of this road, Kelly from 90210
Los Angeles: thanks to the sponsor of this road, Kelly from 90210
December 22, 2024 at 10:32 PM
East Coast: thanks to the sponsors of this road, the Lions Club of West Bumfuck
Los Angeles: thanks to the sponsor of this road, Kelly from 90210
Los Angeles: thanks to the sponsor of this road, Kelly from 90210