alyssa corinne smith 😈
@alyssacorinne.bsky.social
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a bad side effect of trying to be less online and more present is that you find out about all the mass shootings and murders at once instead of piecemeal
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
a bad side effect of trying to be less online and more present is that you find out about all the mass shootings and murders at once instead of piecemeal
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Being historically illiterate costs us a lot.
October 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Being historically illiterate costs us a lot.
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Why was Belichick's postgame presser at the senior prom
September 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Why was Belichick's postgame presser at the senior prom
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UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
May 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!
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so what’s going on over here
September 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
so what’s going on over here
decided to be a bat for halloween but the costume i got is basically a hoodie dress with wing flaps under the arms & it’s so comfy & fun to wear that i might just be a bat permanently
October 6, 2023 at 7:22 PM
decided to be a bat for halloween but the costume i got is basically a hoodie dress with wing flaps under the arms & it’s so comfy & fun to wear that i might just be a bat permanently
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[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
June 16, 2023 at 12:19 AM
[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
i think we did it… we killed social media. not one platform is fun anymore.
October 2, 2023 at 3:25 PM
i think we did it… we killed social media. not one platform is fun anymore.
yes & then in my 30s the diagnoses began
did everyone else spend years of their life going, "so I think my brain processes things weirdly" or is it just me
October 1, 2023 at 12:23 AM
yes & then in my 30s the diagnoses began
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i’m sending you some files with my mind, did you get them
September 30, 2023 at 11:55 PM
i’m sending you some files with my mind, did you get them
i’m still watching the vampire diaries & it’s so much more fun than i thought it would be!! there are all these ancient creatures roaming around & scheming at the local watering hole, which looks like the inside of a macaroni grill 🤌
September 30, 2023 at 3:07 PM
i’m still watching the vampire diaries & it’s so much more fun than i thought it would be!! there are all these ancient creatures roaming around & scheming at the local watering hole, which looks like the inside of a macaroni grill 🤌
…so have we settled on “skeet,” then? is that really what we’re going with
September 30, 2023 at 12:11 AM
…so have we settled on “skeet,” then? is that really what we’re going with
ah yes, the sign of a healthy democracy - that it can crumble any time one of your decrepit leaders dies
September 29, 2023 at 3:35 PM
ah yes, the sign of a healthy democracy - that it can crumble any time one of your decrepit leaders dies
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sometimes you just want to post that you’re in a weird mood and there hasn’t been a forum for that since 2005
September 29, 2023 at 2:33 AM
sometimes you just want to post that you’re in a weird mood and there hasn’t been a forum for that since 2005
it’s fun to be somewhere new & make new rules. for ex, if you make me chuckle here im gonna follow you. i don’t even care who you are
September 29, 2023 at 12:09 AM
it’s fun to be somewhere new & make new rules. for ex, if you make me chuckle here im gonna follow you. i don’t even care who you are
substitute teachers are so iconic. we used to have one guy who wouldn’t even try anything, he just sat behind the desk whittling wooden blocks into ducks. like… at the end of each day he would have a whole new duck he whittled ???? hope he is having a great year
September 28, 2023 at 10:43 PM
substitute teachers are so iconic. we used to have one guy who wouldn’t even try anything, he just sat behind the desk whittling wooden blocks into ducks. like… at the end of each day he would have a whole new duck he whittled ???? hope he is having a great year
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BLUESKY PRAYER CIRCLE TO TAKE DOWN HENRY KISSENGER ONCE AND FOR ALL LIKE TO CHARGE RESKEET TO CAST
September 28, 2023 at 6:46 PM
BLUESKY PRAYER CIRCLE TO TAKE DOWN HENRY KISSENGER ONCE AND FOR ALL LIKE TO CHARGE RESKEET TO CAST
something about me is that i can learn something & become an expert on it pretty quickly if a human person shows me how to do it, but if i have to learn from flat text i will never actually understand the thing
September 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM
something about me is that i can learn something & become an expert on it pretty quickly if a human person shows me how to do it, but if i have to learn from flat text i will never actually understand the thing