Former baby
alwaysernin.bsky.social
Former baby
@alwaysernin.bsky.social
Screaming into the void
Was Arena Mexíco chanting cowboy shit??? 😭😭😭
June 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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handing these out at communion
June 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Watching Grand Slam rn and hangman cutting his promo in Spanish is 🤌
June 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Imma just say it now; any man who inserts himself into the Sabrina carpenter discourse to defend her new album cover doesn’t like women. Full stop.
June 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am sports entertained #MiTB
June 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Codebreaker!! 💀 #WorldsCollide
June 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wtf are we even doing anymore
June 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That rabbits name? Swerve Strickland
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean
June 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Slow-mo on the Double Codebreaker! 💥 #WWERAW
June 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
They have neutered Finn so bad bro. He used to exude aura now he’s just kinda there. Tiny little Irish lad with his big headed cousin #RAW
June 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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imagine if spiders laughed like seth rogan while they run away from you
June 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
An ant after finding the crouton that slipped under my stove last week
June 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
May 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
There’s a dispo I use sometimes and their initials are HR… they send me text updates saying “HR has a message for you” and every time I get one my butthole clenches with the fear that I’m about to be fired
May 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Mfs said working at Amazon is the modern day equivalent of working in the mines
May 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
May 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There’s a special place in hell for people who watch videos on their phone with the volume on in public. There’s an even more special place in hell for those who do that but in a public bathroom
May 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Magic. ✨

Just look at and listen to the fans' reactions.

— 📹 via Adrian Hernandez on Twitter
May 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Find joy within the anarchy
May 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Cat insists on sitting on my lap while I poop. I don’t think this behavior is normal
May 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Responsibilities? Yeah no I’m gonna play cyberpunk all day
May 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I still have Drowning Pool stuck in my head from last night 🤼‍♂️
May 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Interviewer: "can you explain this gap in your resume?"

Me:
May 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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[watching MasterChef Junior]

that's overcooked as shit, you freaking idiot
May 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM