Douglas!
@altmaster.bsky.social
Tired old man who's hungry, horny, or both
25 years old (How am I here already stop it)
Profile is Art by @VictorEH_Draws on Twitter! (Don’t know his Blusky atm)
25 years old (How am I here already stop it)
Profile is Art by @VictorEH_Draws on Twitter! (Don’t know his Blusky atm)
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I’m really not complicated
December 26, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I’m really not complicated
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E V E R Y T H I N G B U R N S
a pixel art of a wizard with a yellow hat
ALT: a pixel art of a wizard with a yellow hat
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
E V E R Y T H I N G B U R N S
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Help! I Just Wanted To Live In A World Of Fantasy, Why Am I The Only Top In The Entire Kingdom?!
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Help! I Just Wanted To Live In A World Of Fantasy, Why Am I The Only Top In The Entire Kingdom?!
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I know it'd be muscling in on other people's territory but I would sincerely love to make some NSFW games where you're a top and everyone else, every enemy, every NPC, is a horny bottom
Fight those goblins! If you lose, they'll hypnotize and power bottom you. But if you win you can top them
Fight those goblins! If you lose, they'll hypnotize and power bottom you. But if you win you can top them
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I know it'd be muscling in on other people's territory but I would sincerely love to make some NSFW games where you're a top and everyone else, every enemy, every NPC, is a horny bottom
Fight those goblins! If you lose, they'll hypnotize and power bottom you. But if you win you can top them
Fight those goblins! If you lose, they'll hypnotize and power bottom you. But if you win you can top them
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nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
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HAHA OKAY SO MY STRAIGHTS ARE MORE DIRE THAN I THOUGH DESPITE TALKING WITH THEM
PLEASE SHARE THIS AROUND
PLEASE SHARE THIS AROUND
December 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
HAHA OKAY SO MY STRAIGHTS ARE MORE DIRE THAN I THOUGH DESPITE TALKING WITH THEM
PLEASE SHARE THIS AROUND
PLEASE SHARE THIS AROUND
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For my dear artists:
*Commissions and Patreon are censored due to Insta stupid conditions
*Commissions and Patreon are censored due to Insta stupid conditions
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
For my dear artists:
*Commissions and Patreon are censored due to Insta stupid conditions
*Commissions and Patreon are censored due to Insta stupid conditions
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
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i'm getting desperate here :')
less than two days til rent is due and i'm still on ground zero :')
share with frens, repost if you haven't - any commission can help really✌️🥲
plus im running discounts too so you can help an artist in need while having a good deal 🫵🙂↕️
less than two days til rent is due and i'm still on ground zero :')
share with frens, repost if you haven't - any commission can help really✌️🥲
plus im running discounts too so you can help an artist in need while having a good deal 🫵🙂↕️
✨COMMISSION DISCOUNTS✨
i'm in quite a pickle with the upcoming rent on 6th, so i'm whipping out some discounts on everything to get at least some traction going🦦✨
DM if interested~
reposts are most appreciated <3
i'm in quite a pickle with the upcoming rent on 6th, so i'm whipping out some discounts on everything to get at least some traction going🦦✨
DM if interested~
reposts are most appreciated <3
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i'm getting desperate here :')
less than two days til rent is due and i'm still on ground zero :')
share with frens, repost if you haven't - any commission can help really✌️🥲
plus im running discounts too so you can help an artist in need while having a good deal 🫵🙂↕️
less than two days til rent is due and i'm still on ground zero :')
share with frens, repost if you haven't - any commission can help really✌️🥲
plus im running discounts too so you can help an artist in need while having a good deal 🫵🙂↕️
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Calling my reps for the millionth time about KOSA and the screen act, at least I have my script memorized ATP. I use the 5 calls app to easily find my reps!
he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵
how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org
info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org
info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Calling my reps for the millionth time about KOSA and the screen act, at least I have my script memorized ATP. I use the 5 calls app to easily find my reps!
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November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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Me: "stroke stoopid. stroke bateboner pumpbro solosexual goonmonkey style. stroke"
My Boyfriend: "what"
Me: "stroke hospital"
My Boyfriend: "what"
Me: "stroke hospital"
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me: "stroke stoopid. stroke bateboner pumpbro solosexual goonmonkey style. stroke"
My Boyfriend: "what"
Me: "stroke hospital"
My Boyfriend: "what"
Me: "stroke hospital"
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The source of almost all of the problems we have, is the billionaire class.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The source of almost all of the problems we have, is the billionaire class.
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the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
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Woofia needs to be kinkier in the CGs!! Give me gags!! Give me heavy bondage!!! Give my kinks god dammit!!
Drew some of my faves cause i wanted to take matters into my own hands :p
#XXL猛漢町 #XXLWOOFIA #XXL同伴集結
Drew some of my faves cause i wanted to take matters into my own hands :p
#XXL猛漢町 #XXLWOOFIA #XXL同伴集結
September 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Woofia needs to be kinkier in the CGs!! Give me gags!! Give me heavy bondage!!! Give my kinks god dammit!!
Drew some of my faves cause i wanted to take matters into my own hands :p
#XXL猛漢町 #XXLWOOFIA #XXL同伴集結
Drew some of my faves cause i wanted to take matters into my own hands :p
#XXL猛漢町 #XXLWOOFIA #XXL同伴集結
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Need them to hypnozonk me
And hypnozonk guys in general
And hypnozonk guys in general
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Need them to hypnozonk me
And hypnozonk guys in general
And hypnozonk guys in general
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Heads up Animators!
I've been seeing reports of studios seeing fake job listings linking to 3rd party recruiting companies. BE CAREFUL and only apply to jobs on the studio sites.
AI companies are tricking animators to hand in high quality reels that they are feeding to AI instead of hiring.
I've been seeing reports of studios seeing fake job listings linking to 3rd party recruiting companies. BE CAREFUL and only apply to jobs on the studio sites.
AI companies are tricking animators to hand in high quality reels that they are feeding to AI instead of hiring.
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Heads up Animators!
I've been seeing reports of studios seeing fake job listings linking to 3rd party recruiting companies. BE CAREFUL and only apply to jobs on the studio sites.
AI companies are tricking animators to hand in high quality reels that they are feeding to AI instead of hiring.
I've been seeing reports of studios seeing fake job listings linking to 3rd party recruiting companies. BE CAREFUL and only apply to jobs on the studio sites.
AI companies are tricking animators to hand in high quality reels that they are feeding to AI instead of hiring.
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I want to know I'm giving more of my pay cheque a year to weird sex artists on the internet than into the pockets off bezos.
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I want to know I'm giving more of my pay cheque a year to weird sex artists on the internet than into the pockets off bezos.
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He really is my favorite cartoon hunk to draw ✨️💖💪🫶💖✨️
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
He really is my favorite cartoon hunk to draw ✨️💖💪🫶💖✨️
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Men feel their pants sagging but they pull their pants UP instead of pulling them DOWN and this is should be a crime I think your ass WANTS to be out let your booty show!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Men feel their pants sagging but they pull their pants UP instead of pulling them DOWN and this is should be a crime I think your ass WANTS to be out let your booty show!!