Dr. Gnawbones
@drgnawbones.bsky.social
Orcish Boar Punk. Sometime Demon Coyote. Occasional Space Alien. He/Him. 38. NSFW and 18+ ONLY. Gay Hypno Microfiction. I write smut. Married & Monogamous.
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Guys I got green mums this is not a drill! My flower hybrids have taken over my life!
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Getting back into Animal Crossing with a new island on Switch 2, and this update’s quality of life improvements are a game changer.
I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
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I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
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February 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Guys I got green mums this is not a drill! My flower hybrids have taken over my life!
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while I do love a hypnosis scenario where the zonked guys single-mindedly seek to convert the one unzonked guy, I also love when the zonked guys are like "pfft get a load of this dweeb, he's not even hypnotized lol" like you're not part of the cool group unless you're brainwashed
February 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
while I do love a hypnosis scenario where the zonked guys single-mindedly seek to convert the one unzonked guy, I also love when the zonked guys are like "pfft get a load of this dweeb, he's not even hypnotized lol" like you're not part of the cool group unless you're brainwashed
Chef pants are the apex of loungewear absolutely S-tier
February 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Chef pants are the apex of loungewear absolutely S-tier
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www.furaffinity.net/view/54174238/ Would this suit such simple tastes? Some fellas I drew a few years back that fit that description.
February 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
www.furaffinity.net/view/54174238/ Would this suit such simple tastes? Some fellas I drew a few years back that fit that description.
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I’m a simple man; I see slobby stoners, I get throbby boners
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February 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I’m a simple man; I see slobby stoners, I get throbby boners
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I’m a simple man; I see slobby stoners, I get throbby boners
😤💨🍆
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February 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I’m a simple man; I see slobby stoners, I get throbby boners
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Btw I have an amiibo collection that’s ~50% complete so there’s a pretty good chance I have the villager you’re looking for if you want
Getting back into Animal Crossing with a new island on Switch 2, and this update’s quality of life improvements are a game changer.
I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
🏡🎁🎈🍃
I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
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February 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Btw I have an amiibo collection that’s ~50% complete so there’s a pretty good chance I have the villager you’re looking for if you want
Getting hypno-banished to the Sunken Place except we’re renaming it The Pit on account of how hairy and sweaty it is down there
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February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Getting hypno-banished to the Sunken Place except we’re renaming it The Pit on account of how hairy and sweaty it is down there
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I should get back into camping
February 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I should get back into camping
My husband has to work until late tonight so we’re doing our vday tomorrow. Gonna make Mexican shrimp cocktail and a pot of carnitas and just drink margaritas and eat tacos all day until we burst 🤤
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February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My husband has to work until late tonight so we’re doing our vday tomorrow. Gonna make Mexican shrimp cocktail and a pot of carnitas and just drink margaritas and eat tacos all day until we burst 🤤
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What we need is an uprising that makes Stonewall look like a Sunday Brunch.
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
What we need is an uprising that makes Stonewall look like a Sunday Brunch.
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Staring blankly at the ceiling, cock rigid hard, eyes spiraling, headphones blasting hypnotic white noise static in your ears, as a form of self-care
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Staring blankly at the ceiling, cock rigid hard, eyes spiraling, headphones blasting hypnotic white noise static in your ears, as a form of self-care
“Now son, you live under my roof, you live under my rules.” the stranger at your door says as you were telling him you’re not interested. In your mind it suddenly becomes true. This is Dad’s house and you’re just living in it. He walks past and enters, and you’re just caught in his BO wake.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
“Now son, you live under my roof, you live under my rules.” the stranger at your door says as you were telling him you’re not interested. In your mind it suddenly becomes true. This is Dad’s house and you’re just living in it. He walks past and enters, and you’re just caught in his BO wake.
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My garlic breath is legendary
God I love eating artichokes*
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*shoveling butter and garlic mayo in my face
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*shoveling butter and garlic mayo in my face
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My garlic breath is legendary
Ventura County, CA has a pizza chain called Toppers that is doing the old school pizza parlor thing impeccably. They’ve got a salad bar and an arcade, there’s always a little league or a scout group celebrating, friends get together for apps and pitchers of beer, the works. It’s so worth the drive.
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ventura County, CA has a pizza chain called Toppers that is doing the old school pizza parlor thing impeccably. They’ve got a salad bar and an arcade, there’s always a little league or a scout group celebrating, friends get together for apps and pitchers of beer, the works. It’s so worth the drive.
Getting back into Animal Crossing with a new island on Switch 2, and this update’s quality of life improvements are a game changer.
I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
🏡🎁🎈🍃
I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
🏡🎁🎈🍃
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Getting back into Animal Crossing with a new island on Switch 2, and this update’s quality of life improvements are a game changer.
I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
🏡🎁🎈🍃
I still maintain however that this series would be infinitely better if the player were also an animal though
🏡🎁🎈🍃
Enjoying *Dante’s Peak* because I love truck commercials disguised as disaster movies
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February 10, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Enjoying *Dante’s Peak* because I love truck commercials disguised as disaster movies
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If your new father figure offers to “take you under his wing” that’s code for shoving your face in his armpit
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February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
If your new father figure offers to “take you under his wing” that’s code for shoving your face in his armpit
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Getting ready for football. Willingly or not.
Just some hypno hijinks courtesy of @anothermeekone.bsky.social
Just some hypno hijinks courtesy of @anothermeekone.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Getting ready for football. Willingly or not.
Just some hypno hijinks courtesy of @anothermeekone.bsky.social
Just some hypno hijinks courtesy of @anothermeekone.bsky.social
“I’m watching for my team”
“I’m watching for the ads”
“I’m just here for the food”
“I’m waiting for the halftime show”
- All equally zonked swirly eyed guys at the party we all throw for the annual programming reinforcement ritual
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“I’m watching for the ads”
“I’m just here for the food”
“I’m waiting for the halftime show”
- All equally zonked swirly eyed guys at the party we all throw for the annual programming reinforcement ritual
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“The Spiral Show is filmed before a zonked studio audience”
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February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“I’m watching for my team”
“I’m watching for the ads”
“I’m just here for the food”
“I’m waiting for the halftime show”
- All equally zonked swirly eyed guys at the party we all throw for the annual programming reinforcement ritual
🏈🏟️📺🌀
“I’m watching for the ads”
“I’m just here for the food”
“I’m waiting for the halftime show”
- All equally zonked swirly eyed guys at the party we all throw for the annual programming reinforcement ritual
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Every orc on the team must wring out his sweaty towels and loincloths into the ceremonial coach-bucket to sustain the football magic for another year 😌
Happy Football!
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Happy Football!
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February 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Every orc on the team must wring out his sweaty towels and loincloths into the ceremonial coach-bucket to sustain the football magic for another year 😌
Happy Football!
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Happy Football!
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I’m a cook with pretty broad tastes but sometimes all I want is chicken strips or a grilled cheese or smth
Bar food rules, give me a basket of greasy fried bullshit I love it
Bar food rules, give me a basket of greasy fried bullshit I love it
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I’m a cook with pretty broad tastes but sometimes all I want is chicken strips or a grilled cheese or smth
Bar food rules, give me a basket of greasy fried bullshit I love it
Bar food rules, give me a basket of greasy fried bullshit I love it
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Weepinbell split evolution because we should have gotten a Bellossom counterpart in Johto
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Weepinbell split evolution because we should have gotten a Bellossom counterpart in Johto
Sacrificing my entire pantry and fridge to the hot oil like virgins to a volcano
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February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Sacrificing my entire pantry and fridge to the hot oil like virgins to a volcano
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