Jenn
@alternateempire.bsky.social
Illustrating the natural & mythical world through an esoteric lens since 2013.
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Cool its that time of day when disassociation seeps in!
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cool its that time of day when disassociation seeps in!
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Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed
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You may be cool but you might never be as cool as a croptop-wearin', beignet-makin', Rogue-snugglin' Cajun named Remy.
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You may be cool but you might never be as cool as a croptop-wearin', beignet-makin', Rogue-snugglin' Cajun named Remy.
You know its been a long week when you finally let down our ponytail and you look like Aileen Wuornos
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You know its been a long week when you finally let down our ponytail and you look like Aileen Wuornos
Is there an internet witch who can explain to me why I dreamt I was at a sarah mclachlan concert
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Is there an internet witch who can explain to me why I dreamt I was at a sarah mclachlan concert
Listening to Skinny Puppy’s Worlock always transports me to a specific sunny afternoon around 2002 walking down avenue A listening to my walkman and feeling cool as shit. Idk. Music magic.
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Listening to Skinny Puppy’s Worlock always transports me to a specific sunny afternoon around 2002 walking down avenue A listening to my walkman and feeling cool as shit. Idk. Music magic.
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I think 182 year old research articles should be free
I want to read about the man
I want to read about the man
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I think 182 year old research articles should be free
I want to read about the man
I want to read about the man
I can help but remember the dumbass date I went on last year instead of going to see Orbital. Ugh.
August 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I can help but remember the dumbass date I went on last year instead of going to see Orbital. Ugh.
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
I just need to note that absolutely no one at the expo in Providence asked me how long I take to paint. It’s probably the first time that’s happened. Or not happened rathee.
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I just need to note that absolutely no one at the expo in Providence asked me how long I take to paint. It’s probably the first time that’s happened. Or not happened rathee.
If I go to a city and the only activity options on Viator are scavenger hunts, I know im gonna have a bad time.
May 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If I go to a city and the only activity options on Viator are scavenger hunts, I know im gonna have a bad time.
That one girl who always drew eyes in her notebook in math class
March 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That one girl who always drew eyes in her notebook in math class
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BREAKING: Jewish American activists with @jvp.bsky.social have taken over the lobby of Trump Tower in New York to demand the release of Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, who faces deportation for protesting Israel's war on Gaza.
March 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BREAKING: Jewish American activists with @jvp.bsky.social have taken over the lobby of Trump Tower in New York to demand the release of Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, who faces deportation for protesting Israel's war on Gaza.
Lunch thoughts of what would happen if @whatsafajita.bsky.social ‘s girl cat met my boy cat. Probably a lot of yelling.
March 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Lunch thoughts of what would happen if @whatsafajita.bsky.social ‘s girl cat met my boy cat. Probably a lot of yelling.
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
Alright now its done
February 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Alright now its done
I haven’t left the house in four days.
February 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I haven’t left the house in four days.
After many years of meh-lentines, I received the loveliest gothic bouquet from someone who gives me big feelings
February 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
After many years of meh-lentines, I received the loveliest gothic bouquet from someone who gives me big feelings
I love that I came back from Mexico to Elliott Smith playlist weather.
February 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I love that I came back from Mexico to Elliott Smith playlist weather.
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Maybe you can find somebody who can help, man, maybe call your representative? Who is it
An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
DOGE is not a real government agency.
DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions.
DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law.
DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.
February 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Maybe you can find somebody who can help, man, maybe call your representative? Who is it
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Indivisible is urging people to visit their senators' local offices between now and Thursday to demand that they use every tool—including denying a quorum and blocking unanimous consent—to fight the confirmation of Project 2025 architect Russell Vought for head of OMB docs.google.com/document/d/1...
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Indivisible is urging people to visit their senators' local offices between now and Thursday to demand that they use every tool—including denying a quorum and blocking unanimous consent—to fight the confirmation of Project 2025 architect Russell Vought for head of OMB docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Planning in doing a other shop update in March with a percentage of sales being donated to an organization working in community aid. For now, here are some stuff still available from last time.
February 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Planning in doing a other shop update in March with a percentage of sales being donated to an organization working in community aid. For now, here are some stuff still available from last time.