America’s second-best pizza city after Portland, Oregon really having a moment rn

Public Option Supermarkets is the policy position that makes centerists the most mad but if it ever passes is probably the most important. Universal Basic Costco.

strange case of dr pepper and mr pibb

that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives

fuck yes! i love low fi art, i love diy shit, i love when you can see that someone made something with what they had around and all the love and passion on their heart

Please don’t mistake my loathing of AI art for a hatred of shitty-looking things in general. I love stuff that looks shitty. The early films of John Waters? Astonishingly shitty looking. But a real pervert made it look that shitty with his bare hands. That means something in this house.

this city council meeting may be agonizing but can we all just take a minute and reflect on how neither rene gonzales nor sam adams is there shitting it up

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

I want to see the giant suit

we have grimace shakes at home