Alph
@alph0s.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 | I draw but I don't post that stuff here
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Nico and I have something very exciting planned for Brutal Orchestra’s anniversary this year!
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December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nico and I have something very exciting planned for Brutal Orchestra’s anniversary this year!
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funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
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After over 8 months of development, The Siren is here...
A mod for #BrutalOrchestra which adds a completely new area to the game, complete with new enemies, party members, bosses, items, etc.
Download the mod here:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
A mod for #BrutalOrchestra which adds a completely new area to the game, complete with new enemies, party members, bosses, items, etc.
Download the mod here:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
After over 8 months of development, The Siren is here...
A mod for #BrutalOrchestra which adds a completely new area to the game, complete with new enemies, party members, bosses, items, etc.
Download the mod here:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
A mod for #BrutalOrchestra which adds a completely new area to the game, complete with new enemies, party members, bosses, items, etc.
Download the mod here:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
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>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
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🔥1,666🔥 reviews on Brutal Orchestra! We once more arrive at the accursed number (joined by a 1 this time). 😈
August 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
🔥1,666🔥 reviews on Brutal Orchestra! We once more arrive at the accursed number (joined by a 1 this time). 😈
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Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
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Open up WPlace because of a friend telling me about it.
Immediately find a little Nowak not that far from where I live.
This shit made my heart fucking melt. 💜
Immediately find a little Nowak not that far from where I live.
This shit made my heart fucking melt. 💜
August 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Open up WPlace because of a friend telling me about it.
Immediately find a little Nowak not that far from where I live.
This shit made my heart fucking melt. 💜
Immediately find a little Nowak not that far from where I live.
This shit made my heart fucking melt. 💜
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@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social and i drew nowak on wplace go surround him in hearts and stuff #brutalorchestra
August 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social and i drew nowak on wplace go surround him in hearts and stuff #brutalorchestra
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bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me
August 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me
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Brutal Orchestra is like a Lisa the Painful Roguelite. Collect weirdos to fight for you in Purgatory to get petty revenge on the guy that killed you when he inevitably ends up here too.
store.steampowered.com/app/1734320/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1734320/...
Save 20% on Brutal Orchestra on Steam
Brutal Orchestra is a Turn-Based Roguelike Strategy Game. You died, someone killed you. You are in Purgatory and you will never escape. Make a deal with the "demon" Bosch and set off into Pu...
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June 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Brutal Orchestra is like a Lisa the Painful Roguelite. Collect weirdos to fight for you in Purgatory to get petty revenge on the guy that killed you when he inevitably ends up here too.
store.steampowered.com/app/1734320/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1734320/...
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It may feel like everything is burning, but everything tangible has always been burning in its own discreet way since the day it began. let’s all be bisexual and love eachother
June 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It may feel like everything is burning, but everything tangible has always been burning in its own discreet way since the day it began. let’s all be bisexual and love eachother
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everyone calls everything orwellian but this thing we got going on where people are actively avoiding words that are basically socially acceptable but perceived as negative like "die" "kill" "suicide" etc due to a vague fear that the unseen but all knowing algorithm might shadow ban them is,,, hm
May 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
everyone calls everything orwellian but this thing we got going on where people are actively avoiding words that are basically socially acceptable but perceived as negative like "die" "kill" "suicide" etc due to a vague fear that the unseen but all knowing algorithm might shadow ban them is,,, hm
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May 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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the human body and biology in general are so astounding and cool and like it's so cool that our bodies do all this cool shit but man. youd think my immune system wouldve figured out after 29 years that pollen is okay to breathe
May 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the human body and biology in general are so astounding and cool and like it's so cool that our bodies do all this cool shit but man. youd think my immune system wouldve figured out after 29 years that pollen is okay to breathe
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that is what they do yes
May 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
that is what they do yes
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Shout out to these two guards outside the Ace Attorney courtroom for witnessing some of the most incredible, blatant collusion between defense and prosecution, on the regular no less, and keeping their fuckin' mouths shut about it. The real heroes of the series
February 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shout out to these two guards outside the Ace Attorney courtroom for witnessing some of the most incredible, blatant collusion between defense and prosecution, on the regular no less, and keeping their fuckin' mouths shut about it. The real heroes of the series
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I have an excerpt displayed next to my stereo.
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have an excerpt displayed next to my stereo.
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Being plural and gay
March 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Being plural and gay
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Nothing Doing no. 46
March 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nothing Doing no. 46