Unassuming Local Guy
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Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
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republicans mad at hot latinas dancing on the TV can you fuckin' imagine
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
republicans mad at hot latinas dancing on the TV can you fuckin' imagine
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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this is the most remarkable thing i've ever seen on television
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
this is the most remarkable thing i've ever seen on television
The set design for this show is amazing. Have no idea what he’s singing about but it’s fun!
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The set design for this show is amazing. Have no idea what he’s singing about but it’s fun!
HAHAHAHA The Toilet Paper USA halftime show is banned from streaming on the other app due to licensing restrictions. That’s fantastic news 🤌🏻
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
HAHAHAHA The Toilet Paper USA halftime show is banned from streaming on the other app due to licensing restrictions. That’s fantastic news 🤌🏻
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
Feckless, useless cowards
require warrants in SOME cases? The Fourth Amendment requires warrants IN ALL CASES! why is it asking too much for Democrats to stand by the U.S. Constitution
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Feckless, useless cowards
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one avoids stanning, and sorry to bring twitter over here, but we fucking stan
![Terrence K Williams: Dear Ilhan Omar, I spoke with Poison Control. Their instructions were very clear and you didn't follow any of them. They said [read more ellipsis]
Ilhan Omar: I didn't do any of those things because I fear losing my dignity more than I fear losing my life. Something you coward losers will never understand. So fuck off.
[photograph of Ilhan Omar, seconds after being attacked by some coward loser, resuming the talk she was giving and ignoring hiim completely lol]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3pv3xjtaidyjlovzknuztffc/bafkreidxc26rayyxdq5issc5rrfgeuv75ufh5ff73bolwzh63lpym2c64q@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
one avoids stanning, and sorry to bring twitter over here, but we fucking stan
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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conservative talking points, coming very soon:
a) she said swear words. unbefitting. lost her cool
b) it's not ladylike to fight. gender ideology running rampant
c) Trump can run a quarter mile in 1:30, big deal
a) she said swear words. unbefitting. lost her cool
b) it's not ladylike to fight. gender ideology running rampant
c) Trump can run a quarter mile in 1:30, big deal
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
conservative talking points, coming very soon:
a) she said swear words. unbefitting. lost her cool
b) it's not ladylike to fight. gender ideology running rampant
c) Trump can run a quarter mile in 1:30, big deal
a) she said swear words. unbefitting. lost her cool
b) it's not ladylike to fight. gender ideology running rampant
c) Trump can run a quarter mile in 1:30, big deal
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Just say the government is lying. The goal of journalism should be to inform, not gaslight.
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
Federal and local leaders are sharply divided over what happened and who is to blame.
dlvr.it
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Just say the government is lying. The goal of journalism should be to inform, not gaslight.
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This situation is not, in fact, evolving. It’s over. This is not fog of war. It’s “who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?”
Q: It doesn't seem like he pulled a weapon at any point. So does that account come from the agent? When does it come out?
BOVINO: This situation is evolving. Those facts will come to light. But let's take a look at the gun.
BOVINO: This situation is evolving. Those facts will come to light. But let's take a look at the gun.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This situation is not, in fact, evolving. It’s over. This is not fog of war. It’s “who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?”
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The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
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"The government has also argued that I must accept this as true because they said it, and they are the government."
these are words from a very conservative, very CATHOLIC judge, someone with an extremely similar background to (indeed, she basically filled his Notre Dame faculty position) ACB.
these are words from a very conservative, very CATHOLIC judge, someone with an extremely similar background to (indeed, she basically filled his Notre Dame faculty position) ACB.
Apologies, wrong link in the first post (there are two letters).
Correct link here: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
I suggest reading in full…it’s really something. The judge, by the way, is a Bush appointee and two-time Scalia clerk.
bsky.app/profile/anna...
Correct link here: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
I suggest reading in full…it’s really something. The judge, by the way, is a Bush appointee and two-time Scalia clerk.
bsky.app/profile/anna...
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"The government has also argued that I must accept this as true because they said it, and they are the government."
these are words from a very conservative, very CATHOLIC judge, someone with an extremely similar background to (indeed, she basically filled his Notre Dame faculty position) ACB.
these are words from a very conservative, very CATHOLIC judge, someone with an extremely similar background to (indeed, she basically filled his Notre Dame faculty position) ACB.
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Democrats needing to message on affordability as the country endures a brutal authoritarian takeover is tragic. Take it from someone who lives in occupied Minneapolis. Our problems go deeper than prices.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Democrats needing to message on affordability as the country endures a brutal authoritarian takeover is tragic. Take it from someone who lives in occupied Minneapolis. Our problems go deeper than prices.
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Curt Cignetti and Fernando Mendoza are unbelievably entertaining. What a season for the Indiana Hoosiers.
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Curt Cignetti and Fernando Mendoza are unbelievably entertaining. What a season for the Indiana Hoosiers.
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IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION
hahahahha that was glorious. Bye bye Beck. Simultaneously so happy for Indiana with Mendoza and Cignetti and laughing at Beck and Miami. Perfect ending
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
hahahahha that was glorious. Bye bye Beck. Simultaneously so happy for Indiana with Mendoza and Cignetti and laughing at Beck and Miami. Perfect ending
What a freaking balsy throw!!!! How in the fuck did they pull that off?!
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What a freaking balsy throw!!!! How in the fuck did they pull that off?!
Broncos can probably make a FG here and end this chaos. Bills just can’t help but fumble away every opportunity to make it to a superbowl
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Broncos can probably make a FG here and end this chaos. Bills just can’t help but fumble away every opportunity to make it to a superbowl
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Final drive with one minute left will either mean an absolute dime to Cooks rolling to his right or he’s gonna try to throw downfield to Gilliam there is no in between
josh allen has embodied every era of his career at some point tonight
January 18, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Final drive with one minute left will either mean an absolute dime to Cooks rolling to his right or he’s gonna try to throw downfield to Gilliam there is no in between
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Tucson’s “I have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake” has big “I sleep in a bed shaped like a race car” energy (complimentary)
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Tucson’s “I have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake” has big “I sleep in a bed shaped like a race car” energy (complimentary)
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If Trump or Vance or Musk do something that seems completely irrational to you, ask yourself “is this getting them more attention?”
If the answer is “yes” then actually it makes perfect sense.
And the answer will always be yes.
If the answer is “yes” then actually it makes perfect sense.
And the answer will always be yes.
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
If Trump or Vance or Musk do something that seems completely irrational to you, ask yourself “is this getting them more attention?”
If the answer is “yes” then actually it makes perfect sense.
And the answer will always be yes.
If the answer is “yes” then actually it makes perfect sense.
And the answer will always be yes.