Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
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Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
· Feb 20
my DMs have reached the threshold where i just have to ignore them all because i’m overwhelmed. no hard feelings 😬
previously when i’ve had traumatic things happen and it impacts my sleep it’s because i have nightmares about it, since the fire that woke me from my sleep earlier this week my sleep has been shitty because i startle awake thinking a fire is happening irl (as opposed to having a nightmare about it)
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
previously when i’ve had traumatic things happen and it impacts my sleep it’s because i have nightmares about it, since the fire that woke me from my sleep earlier this week my sleep has been shitty because i startle awake thinking a fire is happening irl (as opposed to having a nightmare about it)
if i respond with a 7 paragraph answer when you text me “how are you?”, just know that you’re in the trust tree 🌳
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
if i respond with a 7 paragraph answer when you text me “how are you?”, just know that you’re in the trust tree 🌳
i’m out of the loop—why is everyone saying Trump blew Clinton? it’s just shit posting right?
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i’m out of the loop—why is everyone saying Trump blew Clinton? it’s just shit posting right?
and who would’ve guessed 5 days later, i would be awakened by a fireball RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEAD and would have to go to the ER and then transferred to a burn unit after putting the fire out with whatever blankets i could find. i’m going to be ok, but DAMM. smoke detector worked though
how i feel pulling out an eeeenormous ladder and changing all the batteries in the smoke detectors and swapping the air filters
a close up of a person 's face with the word manly written in white letters .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the word manly written in white letters .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
and who would’ve guessed 5 days later, i would be awakened by a fireball RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEAD and would have to go to the ER and then transferred to a burn unit after putting the fire out with whatever blankets i could find. i’m going to be ok, but DAMM. smoke detector worked though
my mom loves to use pics of me with no makeup on for her lock screen 😏
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
my mom loves to use pics of me with no makeup on for her lock screen 😏
has someone converted the Epstein files into one ginormous searchable document? i would like to search the document for a few key words, but i don’t want to download a bajillion links to do so
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
has someone converted the Epstein files into one ginormous searchable document? i would like to search the document for a few key words, but i don’t want to download a bajillion links to do so
did i leave anyone’s fav Thanksgiving dish off the menu?
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
did i leave anyone’s fav Thanksgiving dish off the menu?
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Important to remember!!!
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November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Important to remember!!!
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The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
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A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.
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one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile
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Actually, the phrase "not at this moment in time" is Leavitt-speak for Oh, hell yes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Actually, the phrase "not at this moment in time" is Leavitt-speak for Oh, hell yes.
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"at this time"? There it is.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"at this time"? There it is.
what’s crazy is that it’s such a softball question. the answer *should be* a flat out, simple “no”
Q: Is the president considering a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell?
LEAVITT: It's not something he's talking about or even thinking about at this moment in time
(Not a no!)
LEAVITT: It's not something he's talking about or even thinking about at this moment in time
(Not a no!)
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
what’s crazy is that it’s such a softball question. the answer *should be* a flat out, simple “no”
it takes working with a HORRIBLE contractor to realize just how amazing past contractor were. i was so spoiled and had noooo idea
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
it takes working with a HORRIBLE contractor to realize just how amazing past contractor were. i was so spoiled and had noooo idea
i don’t believe this is real
Column: With Thanksgiving coming up, you may have noticed online posts about whether it's okay to charge guests for dinner.
It's part of a larger trend that, depending on your point of view, is either a major breach of etiquette or simply pragmatic.
It's part of a larger trend that, depending on your point of view, is either a major breach of etiquette or simply pragmatic.
Column | I’m on a budget but I want to host Thanksgiving dinner. Can I charge guests?
The trend of transferring financial responsibility from the host to the guest is turning fellowship into a monetary affair.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i don’t believe this is real
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This Veep Black Mirror crossover is awful.
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This Veep Black Mirror crossover is awful.
Some of these places offering Veterans Day “deals” for Veterans are so chintzy, it would be better if they offered nothing at all
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Some of these places offering Veterans Day “deals” for Veterans are so chintzy, it would be better if they offered nothing at all
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Walmart assures me that a Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper than ever, provided I'm willing to switch to eating seagull with no sides, so who's laughing now?
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Walmart assures me that a Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper than ever, provided I'm willing to switch to eating seagull with no sides, so who's laughing now?
i hate him. my thoughts are with his victims
Sean Combs has been accepted into a drug abuse rehabilitation program that could reduce his sentence by up to a year, a spokesman for Combs said.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Could Trim Prison Sentence With Drug Rehab Program
A spokesman for the fallen music mogul, who is serving a four-year sentence for prostitution-related offenses at the Fort Dix prison complex in New Jersey, said he has been accepted to the program.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i hate him. my thoughts are with his victims
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Help James Waters Beat Cancer!
James Waters is the kind of person who would give a stranger the shirt off his back without hesitation. He’s a devoted husband, loyal friend, loving brother and son, proud uncle, and a die-hard Utes f...
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November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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THEP Thai took the crispy duck salad off the menu 😭 whyyyyyyyyy 💔
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
THEP Thai took the crispy duck salad off the menu 😭 whyyyyyyyyy 💔
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Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/
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Norman Rockwell Family Protests Trump’s Misuse of His Work to Promote Racist Agenda dianeravitch.net/2025/11/10/n...
Norman Rockwell Family Protests Trump’s Misuse of His Work to Promote Racist Agenda
Descendants of the celebrated painter Norman Rockwell wrote an article in USA Today protesting the Trump administration’s selective use of his work to portray an all-white America. The Depart…
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November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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