Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
oh i know that’s gonna be good—drink one for me 😅
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
oh i know that’s gonna be good—drink one for me 😅
i long for my brain to be quiet 😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i long for my brain to be quiet 😭
ick seems like they’ve picked some real duds lately. the franchise has gone way down hill.
i can’t believe who they chose for the next bachelorette.
i can’t believe who they chose for the next bachelorette.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
ick seems like they’ve picked some real duds lately. the franchise has gone way down hill.
i can’t believe who they chose for the next bachelorette.
i can’t believe who they chose for the next bachelorette.
is he at least hot?
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
is he at least hot?
couldn’t get it to work on my phone, so i’ll have to try on my laptop
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
couldn’t get it to work on my phone, so i’ll have to try on my laptop
hell yes thank you
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hell yes thank you
don’t we all??????????
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
don’t we all??????????
if that were true, shouldn’t she lead you to have that discovery yourself?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
if that were true, shouldn’t she lead you to have that discovery yourself?
i feel like my Thanksgiving prep would be way more chill with a Bloody Mary or two, but it’ll be a dry turkey day. do you use a Bloody Mary mix or make your own?
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i feel like my Thanksgiving prep would be way more chill with a Bloody Mary or two, but it’ll be a dry turkey day. do you use a Bloody Mary mix or make your own?
mmmm love a good Bloody Mary
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
mmmm love a good Bloody Mary
the only menu item that won’t be homemade is the cranberry jalapeño dip because the Costco one is perfect already
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the only menu item that won’t be homemade is the cranberry jalapeño dip because the Costco one is perfect already
oh lord i don’t miss the constant whining from chronically online Utah GOP dorks
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
oh lord i don’t miss the constant whining from chronically online Utah GOP dorks
Reposted by Alli Roberts
Actually, the phrase "not at this moment in time" is Leavitt-speak for Oh, hell yes.
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Actually, the phrase "not at this moment in time" is Leavitt-speak for Oh, hell yes.
Reposted by Alli Roberts
"at this time"? There it is.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"at this time"? There it is.
everyday it’s a new surprise and not the good kind
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
everyday it’s a new surprise and not the good kind