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Mallison Ick
@allisonmick.bsky.social
fart noise maker (mouth and butt)

HUMBOLDT CUT 🌲🪓 out in 2026

horror/comedy/animation writer. she/they making sicko shit.

Books repped by JJBaker at BLM Agency
Anim repped by SamGoff at SweaterLA
https://linktr.ee/allison.mick
Death by Lightning is so fucking rad. I love Michael Shannon I love history I love Nick Offerman I love to laugh
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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I’ve said this before, but a huge function of our carceral system is resource extraction from exploited communities, and that includes the fees, commissary, and essentials people send to their loved ones, not to mention the time, attention, energy, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
New substack post about GETTING PUBLISHED!

Check it out: open.substack.com/pub/allisonm...
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Preorder Humboldt Cut today, Please!

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November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
forest monsters? ✅
gruesome logging deaths? ✅
a chance to win HUMBOLDT CUT for free? ✅

Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
there's still time to enter to win an ARC of Humboldt Cut from Goodreads!

www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

“A terrifying, lyrical masterpiece of ecology and ecohorror.” —Gretchen McNeil, author of They Fear Not Men in the Woods
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Founder of Sistah Scifi, Isis Asare, joined Allison Mick, author of Humboldt Cut, at @sfomuseum.bsky.social's The Women of Afrofuturism exhibit.

🖤Allison Mick’s new title, Humboldt Cut, drops soon!

📚 Preorder your signed copy now at sistahscifi.com

@erewhonbooks.bsky.social

#SistahScifi #SFO
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
LOS ANGELES!
Next Thursday I get to chat with Markus Redmond about his fantastic vampire book #BloodSlaves at Malik Books in Westfield Culver (so you know there's lots of parking)

COME THRUUUU
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Meeting Isis was a dream. The Women of Afrofuturism exhibit in SFO Terminal 1 features tons of books you can buy at @sistahscifi.bsky.social where you can also preorder Humboldt Cut!!

Or you can skip the airport and head straight to this gem in Oakland and get your book on RIGHT NOW!
Founder of Sistah Scifi, Isis Asare, joined Allison Mick, author of Humboldt Cut, at @sfomuseum.bsky.social's The Women of Afrofuturism exhibit.

🖤Allison Mick’s new title, Humboldt Cut, drops soon!

📚 Preorder your signed copy now at sistahscifi.com

@erewhonbooks.bsky.social

#SistahScifi #SFO
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Once you start thinking of AI as a war on humanity, on human thought, on human inquiry, on human labor, on nuance and critical thinking, it slots in pretty seamlessly with the right wing ideological project, oligarchical political projects, big tech's political projects, etc
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
THERE IS STILL TIME to enter the #GoodreadsGiveaway and snag a copy of HUMBOLDT CUT before anyone else. Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The restraint it takes for me not to thank Smartfood Popcorn in the acknowledgements of my books is what I imagine Sisyphus feels like every time he gets the rock to the top of the hill.
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Over on ye olde newsletter I made a LIST of 5 of my favorite BODY HORROR MOVIES.

If you're not subscribed yet, WHY NOT? GET ON IT
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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“I’m committed to presenting complex Black women on screen, especially Black women behaving badly.”

For @ebertvoices.bsky.social I spoke with Nia DaCosta about her latest collaboration with Tessa Thompson: HEDDA!
How to Define Freedom: Nia DaCosta on “Hedda” | Interviews | Roger Ebert
An interview with the writer/director of this week's Hedda.
www.rogerebert.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
why is the new excel logo inviting me to bed?
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I attended @momoshaty.bsky.social's Meeting of the Morbid Minds: The Horror of Becoming virtual symposium last week and all I got was a skyhigh TBR and my mind blown!

allisonmickcomedy.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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We keep coming back to his but society thirsts for Surf Dracula. 22-episode seasons. Monsters-of-the-week. High camp teen dramas. Cowboys who know martial arts. Shows where the plot is just 'handsome guy has a cool car.'

We must rebuild the CW.
Look, I appreciate this. TV needs more of this. Let’s have fun again. Seriously things are so bad in the industry and everywhere. Let’s all turn on stuff at night together and go “that was insane” and then surprise there are 20 more episodes and the characters don’t remember being in orbit.
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Good morning from the big boys
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Preorder HUMBOLDT CUT today!
Link in bio
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We're Jeep Wranglers once a luxury car, or did Cher Horowitz just have a normal car?
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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everyone should read Tessa's @fansplaining.bsky.social essay! It's so so so so good and gets deeply into the nitty-gritty of writing original fiction and IP fiction and fanfiction. You will love it.
Since quotes are going around from @readingtheend.bsky.social's excellent @reactorsff.bsky.social piece today, here's the full essay I wrote last month on fandom, trad publishing, IP, and navigating it all from a more personal perspective:
"Power doesn’t care about joy. Ultimately, it only cares about value, which means money. Trad publishing loves fanfic right now because it sees dollar signs instead of kudos."

In our new piece, @tessagratton.bsky.social tackles the messy intersections between pro entertainment and fans right now:
September 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Over on substack we're talking about SCARY PLACES aka "Setting the Scene for Maximum Thrills" aka the panel I was on last week. It was so fun and I hope you love hearing more about HUMBOLDT CUT which is still available for preorder at the linktree in my biooooo 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bob the Drag Queen's book HARRIET TUBMAN: LIVE IN CONCERT is a piece of art that should put Bob in conversations with the MacArthur committee bc genius is the only word I can use to describe it.

Speculative comedy and new black surrealism dont even begin to cover it.

I loved it.
September 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM