Mallison Ick
@allisonmick.bsky.social
fart noise maker (mouth and butt)
HUMBOLDT CUT 🌲🪓 out in 2026
horror/comedy/animation writer. she/they making sicko shit.
Books repped by JJBaker at BLM Agency
Anim repped by SamGoff at SweaterLA
https://linktr.ee/allison.mick
HUMBOLDT CUT 🌲🪓 out in 2026
horror/comedy/animation writer. she/they making sicko shit.
Books repped by JJBaker at BLM Agency
Anim repped by SamGoff at SweaterLA
https://linktr.ee/allison.mick
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
forest monsters? ✅
gruesome logging deaths? ✅
a chance to win HUMBOLDT CUT for free? ✅
Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
gruesome logging deaths? ✅
a chance to win HUMBOLDT CUT for free? ✅
Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
forest monsters? ✅
gruesome logging deaths? ✅
a chance to win HUMBOLDT CUT for free? ✅
Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
gruesome logging deaths? ✅
a chance to win HUMBOLDT CUT for free? ✅
Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
there's still time to enter to win an ARC of Humboldt Cut from Goodreads!
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“A terrifying, lyrical masterpiece of ecology and ecohorror.” —Gretchen McNeil, author of They Fear Not Men in the Woods
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“A terrifying, lyrical masterpiece of ecology and ecohorror.” —Gretchen McNeil, author of They Fear Not Men in the Woods
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
there's still time to enter to win an ARC of Humboldt Cut from Goodreads!
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
“A terrifying, lyrical masterpiece of ecology and ecohorror.” —Gretchen McNeil, author of They Fear Not Men in the Woods
www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
“A terrifying, lyrical masterpiece of ecology and ecohorror.” —Gretchen McNeil, author of They Fear Not Men in the Woods
LOS ANGELES!
Next Thursday I get to chat with Markus Redmond about his fantastic vampire book #BloodSlaves at Malik Books in Westfield Culver (so you know there's lots of parking)
COME THRUUUU
Next Thursday I get to chat with Markus Redmond about his fantastic vampire book #BloodSlaves at Malik Books in Westfield Culver (so you know there's lots of parking)
COME THRUUUU
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
LOS ANGELES!
Next Thursday I get to chat with Markus Redmond about his fantastic vampire book #BloodSlaves at Malik Books in Westfield Culver (so you know there's lots of parking)
COME THRUUUU
Next Thursday I get to chat with Markus Redmond about his fantastic vampire book #BloodSlaves at Malik Books in Westfield Culver (so you know there's lots of parking)
COME THRUUUU
THERE IS STILL TIME to enter the #GoodreadsGiveaway and snag a copy of HUMBOLDT CUT before anyone else. Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
THERE IS STILL TIME to enter the #GoodreadsGiveaway and snag a copy of HUMBOLDT CUT before anyone else. Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
Over on ye olde newsletter I made a LIST of 5 of my favorite BODY HORROR MOVIES.
If you're not subscribed yet, WHY NOT? GET ON IT
If you're not subscribed yet, WHY NOT? GET ON IT
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Over on ye olde newsletter I made a LIST of 5 of my favorite BODY HORROR MOVIES.
If you're not subscribed yet, WHY NOT? GET ON IT
If you're not subscribed yet, WHY NOT? GET ON IT
why is the new excel logo inviting me to bed?
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
why is the new excel logo inviting me to bed?
I attended @momoshaty.bsky.social's Meeting of the Morbid Minds: The Horror of Becoming virtual symposium last week and all I got was a skyhigh TBR and my mind blown!
allisonmickcomedy.substack.com
allisonmickcomedy.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I attended @momoshaty.bsky.social's Meeting of the Morbid Minds: The Horror of Becoming virtual symposium last week and all I got was a skyhigh TBR and my mind blown!
allisonmickcomedy.substack.com
allisonmickcomedy.substack.com
Good morning from the big boys
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good morning from the big boys
Preorder HUMBOLDT CUT today!
Link in bio
Link in bio
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Preorder HUMBOLDT CUT today!
Link in bio
Link in bio
Over on substack we're talking about SCARY PLACES aka "Setting the Scene for Maximum Thrills" aka the panel I was on last week. It was so fun and I hope you love hearing more about HUMBOLDT CUT which is still available for preorder at the linktree in my biooooo 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Over on substack we're talking about SCARY PLACES aka "Setting the Scene for Maximum Thrills" aka the panel I was on last week. It was so fun and I hope you love hearing more about HUMBOLDT CUT which is still available for preorder at the linktree in my biooooo 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
I started crying immediately after this bc life is so cool sometimes
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I started crying immediately after this bc life is so cool sometimes
people love HUMBOLDT CUT and so will you
I'm at CALIBA Fall Fest today speaking on the horror/thriller panel so come by and say hi!
I'm at CALIBA Fall Fest today speaking on the horror/thriller panel so come by and say hi!
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
people love HUMBOLDT CUT and so will you
I'm at CALIBA Fall Fest today speaking on the horror/thriller panel so come by and say hi!
I'm at CALIBA Fall Fest today speaking on the horror/thriller panel so come by and say hi!
This week's newsletter I'm talking about music as a form of storytelling and why Jens Lekman's new album is the romcom you've been waiting for 💗
September 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This week's newsletter I'm talking about music as a form of storytelling and why Jens Lekman's new album is the romcom you've been waiting for 💗
more praise for HUMBOLDT CUT.
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September 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
more praise for HUMBOLDT CUT.
Preorder today: tr.ee/7zp-546-YL
Preorder today: tr.ee/7zp-546-YL
People are saying...
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
People are saying...
I can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take another author's word for it
September 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take another author's word for it
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September 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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please trust i'm a better writer than graphic designer
please trust i'm a better writer than graphic designer
September 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Day 1 of catsitting slash turning my sister's baby cat into a HUNTR/X stan
August 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Day 1 of catsitting slash turning my sister's baby cat into a HUNTR/X stan
Drugs are cool but have you ever had your best friend read your debut novel in an astonishingly short amount of time and give you play-by-play commentary?
*Spoiler free version*
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*Spoiler free version*
Preorder Humboldt Cut today and find out what the heck she's talking about
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August 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Drugs are cool but have you ever had your best friend read your debut novel in an astonishingly short amount of time and give you play-by-play commentary?
*Spoiler free version*
Preorder Humboldt Cut today and find out what the heck she's talking about
tr.ee/7zp-546-YL
*Spoiler free version*
Preorder Humboldt Cut today and find out what the heck she's talking about
tr.ee/7zp-546-YL