I just started watching The Rehearsal and have no words. Let Nathan Fielder do WHATEVER he wants!!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I just started watching The Rehearsal and have no words. Let Nathan Fielder do WHATEVER he wants!!!!!
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton together will never not baffle me
May 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton together will never not baffle me
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No one has ever LinkedIn this hard.
I am CRINE.
I am CRINE.
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
No one has ever LinkedIn this hard.
I am CRINE.
I am CRINE.
Monica better not do anything to make me dislike her, she’s the best part of season 4 of RHOSLC
May 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Monica better not do anything to make me dislike her, she’s the best part of season 4 of RHOSLC
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May 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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someone has likely pointed this put but auschwitz wasn't in germany either
April 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
someone has likely pointed this put but auschwitz wasn't in germany either
me with Relationships - HAIM
When you find a new song to obsess over and listen to exclusively for the next 10 days
April 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
me with Relationships - HAIM
I’ve been losing weight over the last couple months and have not noticed the loss, until today in an old navy dressing room. My body dysmorphia is shattered and I’m ready to dust off the smaller jeans I’ve been storing in the back of my closet
April 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ve been losing weight over the last couple months and have not noticed the loss, until today in an old navy dressing room. My body dysmorphia is shattered and I’m ready to dust off the smaller jeans I’ve been storing in the back of my closet
after today, I’m more grateful than ever to be GTFOOA for 2 weeks
March 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
after today, I’m more grateful than ever to be GTFOOA for 2 weeks
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If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
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March 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
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did my monthly instagram check in and saw so many DMs that I opened 2 and then just left the app. it is just too much
March 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
did my monthly instagram check in and saw so many DMs that I opened 2 and then just left the app. it is just too much
12/10 recommend planning a vacation with a project manager bc I have all the spreadsheets for every aspect of my trip and it is GLORIOUS
February 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
12/10 recommend planning a vacation with a project manager bc I have all the spreadsheets for every aspect of my trip and it is GLORIOUS
just realized I’m going to be 37 when we get a new president 💔
February 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
just realized I’m going to be 37 when we get a new president 💔
Started watching #ThePitt this week and I’ve actually never cried more watching a TV show. But I need to know how common it is to have 2 STEMIs, fentanyl OD in and 18 year old, a black widow bite, an ambulance stolen, and a 6 year drowning death in one day shift because YALL this is nutso
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Started watching #ThePitt this week and I’ve actually never cried more watching a TV show. But I need to know how common it is to have 2 STEMIs, fentanyl OD in and 18 year old, a black widow bite, an ambulance stolen, and a 6 year drowning death in one day shift because YALL this is nutso
I really hope Mike White is using these 6 days until the next ep of white lotus to enhance the theme song
February 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I really hope Mike White is using these 6 days until the next ep of white lotus to enhance the theme song
when I gave my last name to the pharmacy tech he already knew my first name which means that I’ve become a regular 😐 in an effort to avoid becoming a Professional Patient™ like my mother, I will be needing to find a new pharmacy
February 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
when I gave my last name to the pharmacy tech he already knew my first name which means that I’ve become a regular 😐 in an effort to avoid becoming a Professional Patient™ like my mother, I will be needing to find a new pharmacy
4th plane crash in the US in 12 days, k**** selling swastika tshirts, annexing canada, banishing Palestinians from gaza. This is all just too much
February 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
4th plane crash in the US in 12 days, k**** selling swastika tshirts, annexing canada, banishing Palestinians from gaza. This is all just too much
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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
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Live texting our thoughts on the Grammys with @anneandkathleen.bsky.social and @allisonmer.bsky.social like the pop obsessed girlies we are and having an absolute BLAST
February 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Live texting our thoughts on the Grammys with @anneandkathleen.bsky.social and @allisonmer.bsky.social like the pop obsessed girlies we are and having an absolute BLAST
Went to Costco today and genuinely never seen it so busy on a Sunday afternoon. And there was a LINE waiting to get memberships!
February 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Went to Costco today and genuinely never seen it so busy on a Sunday afternoon. And there was a LINE waiting to get memberships!
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NYT tomorrow: How Colombia’s Harsh Diplomatic Stance Just Made Your Coffee More Expensive
January 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
NYT tomorrow: How Colombia’s Harsh Diplomatic Stance Just Made Your Coffee More Expensive
come to think of it, I’m not sure there has been a movie in the last 20 years that’s superior to Napoleon Dynamite.
January 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
come to think of it, I’m not sure there has been a movie in the last 20 years that’s superior to Napoleon Dynamite.
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