Allison
@allisoncain.bsky.social
Fin Comms 4 Lyfe. Comms at the Swoosh (but views are my own). I like finance, sports, sneakers, and scotch, but I am not your bruh.
Having a real full circle career moment today as I start my next role at Nike… on the IR team!
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Having a real full circle career moment today as I start my next role at Nike… on the IR team!
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I have now got up in England; I went to bed after the 2nd.
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I have now got up in England; I went to bed after the 2nd.
This is the craziest neverending World Series game.
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This is the craziest neverending World Series game.
Okay well maybe mind your own business, CNN.
Chimpanzees may consume the equivalent of about one alcoholic drink per day due to the ethanol contained within the fruit they eat, according to a new study.
Chimpanzees may consume equivalent of 1 alcoholic drink a day from fermented fruit, study finds | CNN
Chimpanzees may consume the equivalent of about one alcoholic drink per day due to the ethanol contained within the fruit they eat, according to a new study.
www.cnn.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Okay well maybe mind your own business, CNN.
Did Darth take over the Bluesky handle?
July 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Did Darth take over the Bluesky handle?
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I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
June 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.
A Converse athlete crushing to get to the finals is a very exciting thing!
May 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A Converse athlete crushing to get to the finals is a very exciting thing!
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Norway's Evergreen moment: huge container ship runs aground near tiny house; is very stuck
May 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Norway's Evergreen moment: huge container ship runs aground near tiny house; is very stuck
Headlines you love to read sitting on your plane to DC. *chefs kiss*
* MAJOR AIRLINE CEOS SAY AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM IS "FAILING AMERICANS", URGE CONGRESS TO ACT QUICKLY ON FUNDING NEW SYSTEM -- LETTER
@reuters.com $XAL
@reuters.com $XAL
May 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Headlines you love to read sitting on your plane to DC. *chefs kiss*
Getting on east coast time by my daughter waking me up at 3 am. Time to go fly to DC, I guess.
May 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Getting on east coast time by my daughter waking me up at 3 am. Time to go fly to DC, I guess.
About to buy my son Townsend (“Towns”) a new Karl-Anthony Towns jersey. Last time we got him one it was a size 2T and was for the Timberwolves. Seems like a good time to update..!
May 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
About to buy my son Townsend (“Towns”) a new Karl-Anthony Towns jersey. Last time we got him one it was a size 2T and was for the Timberwolves. Seems like a good time to update..!
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Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side
April 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side
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Good news for Journalism. www.courier-journal.com/story/sports...
Journalism wins Santa Anita Derby, will be likely favorite for Kentucky Derby 2025
Journalism, Rodriguez and Admire Daytona all won prep races Saturday to clinch spots in the Kentucky Derby on May 3 at Churchill Downs in Louisville.
www.courier-journal.com
April 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Good news for Journalism. www.courier-journal.com/story/sports...
Gave myself a pep talk last night about how I’m not going to let the headlines dictate my anxiety this week and boy, that did not work. And it’s only *checks notes* 8:50 am PT on Monday.
April 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Gave myself a pep talk last night about how I’m not going to let the headlines dictate my anxiety this week and boy, that did not work. And it’s only *checks notes* 8:50 am PT on Monday.
Disassociating on my new patio furniture after this week.
a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Disassociating on my new patio furniture after this week.
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
My 5 y/o just came up to my husband and I and said “We don’t like the jets.” And my husband said “Why?” And my son said “No one likes the jets.”
So, I guess even 5 year olds know.
So, I guess even 5 year olds know.
March 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My 5 y/o just came up to my husband and I and said “We don’t like the jets.” And my husband said “Why?” And my son said “No one likes the jets.”
So, I guess even 5 year olds know.
So, I guess even 5 year olds know.
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I don’t accept this. Take this away.
Astronomers discover 128 new moons orbiting Saturn
Astronomers discover 128 new moons orbiting Saturn
Planet now has 274 moons, almost twice as many as all the other planets in the solar system combined
Astronomers have discovered 128 new moons orbiting Saturn, giving it an insurmountable lead in the running tally of moons in the solar system.
Until…
www.theguardian.com
March 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I don’t accept this. Take this away.
Welcome to my life.
Why would you go to bed just because you are very tired? Instead, keep scrolling. There will certainly be a reward for this
March 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Welcome to my life.
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Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, we’re excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot
February 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, we’re excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot
Starting laundry.
Husband making waffles.
Picking up groceries.
Then taking my 5 y/o to see DOG MAN. I’m out here sacrificing my Sunday so I can see him giggle at a giant screen with glee because it brings me JOY.
Husband making waffles.
Picking up groceries.
Then taking my 5 y/o to see DOG MAN. I’m out here sacrificing my Sunday so I can see him giggle at a giant screen with glee because it brings me JOY.
February 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Starting laundry.
Husband making waffles.
Picking up groceries.
Then taking my 5 y/o to see DOG MAN. I’m out here sacrificing my Sunday so I can see him giggle at a giant screen with glee because it brings me JOY.
Husband making waffles.
Picking up groceries.
Then taking my 5 y/o to see DOG MAN. I’m out here sacrificing my Sunday so I can see him giggle at a giant screen with glee because it brings me JOY.
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The league is SHOOK
February 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The league is SHOOK
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if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”
October 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”
Me: 25 days into the year and we have not ordered Uber Eats once. Wow, we are probably saving so much!
***Hank’s $800 vet bill has entered the chat***
***Hank’s $800 vet bill has entered the chat***
January 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me: 25 days into the year and we have not ordered Uber Eats once. Wow, we are probably saving so much!
***Hank’s $800 vet bill has entered the chat***
***Hank’s $800 vet bill has entered the chat***