Jared
allforfourfour.bsky.social
Jared
@allforfourfour.bsky.social
Dad. Librarian. Soccer Nerd. Drummer?

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I bet they won't.
I got the distinct sense yesterday that Poch is not the guy.

Sorry to be a toxic downer but he hasn't really shown me that he cares about this team, and I can't really see a reason why he would.
Know it’s a third place match but… the US has a massive opportunity to demonstrate its character against Canada. They need to do so.
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Pochettino was in large part paid a ton of money to bring out some ruthlessness and fire in this current generation of US players. I’ve seen nothing to this point that makes me think he’s succeeded at that goal, or is headed in that direction.
March 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh, you don't want to take this plane full of people we're deporting? I'll show you!
Because I don't understand who pays tariffs, I'll now commence to punching myself in the face!
This'll hurt you eventually - just you wait and see!
BREAKING: Trump orders 25% tariffs on all goods from Colombia after 2 deportation flights were rejected
January 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Okay so they just mashed up the glitch kit and the piss kit?
Strangely, this combined concept is slightly better than either of the others, though
#RBNY
The New York Red Bulls will, heroically, take the nation of Kuwait back after the unlawful invasion by Baathist Iraqi forces under the direction of President Saddam Hussein
January 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Isn't that remarkable. I saw a feed where someone said Rev Budde needed to stay in her lane. WTF. That was the fat middle of her lane.
January 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yeah. We literally had sunflowers growing (in the winter, I know!) and we tried to wrap them up but I highly doubt they're gonna make it. Kinda bums me out. Year-round sunflowers were gonna be kind of a point of pride for me.
This snow is crazy. RIP to all of the tropical plants in New Orleans.
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Snow headed to New Orleans? Don't worry, dey got dat. 😀
January 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Somebody gets it!
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Mark - what I think you don't realize is that his meme coin is going to be the preferred method of his rich friends paying for favors from him in an untraceable way.

What he learned from being convicted in the hush money case was not that he shouldn't buy silence - it was to use untraceable methods
Just have to say that the $Trump meme coin is a gift to all of us who are not fans of his.

It’s just a matter of time until a lot of people lose money from this.

I’m a crypto fan. This is not crypto any more than Madoff was just buying and selling shares of stock
January 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's always fun to see people realize that the public library is one big giant lifehack.

Yes, folx - the place that let you borrow books for free when you were a kid will do pretty much the same for you when you're an adult. It's just not, like, FREE-free anymore bc adults pay for it via taxes.
I did it, #booksky! I got my library card. Not sure why it took me this long, but I’m excited.

Also, for anyone thinking about getting a library card, it is ridiculously easy, and it seems like a lot of the libraries will let you apply online and you can read through your Kindle.
January 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I’m going to read so many books over the next four years.
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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One thing before tomorrow:

Use your local libraries.

Get your card.

Borrow books, manga, films, audios, ebooks.

Recommend titles for purchase (usually online).

Attend promoted activities.

Fill out those "How are we doing?" questionnaires.

Tell your kids that libraries are good.

They are.

📚
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Just so we’re clear:
1. Audiobooks count
2. Reading is political
3. The orange man is a piece of 💩

Thanks for stopping by 💃
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Based on actual conversations I have on Twitter... #MLS
December 14, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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PRINCETON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy signed a law Monday to prohibit public and school libraries from banning books in the state and to enshrine protections against civil and criminal charges for librarians who comply with the law.
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
This is what makes this team worth rooting for.
All these complaints about not signing stars? Ok whatever.
#RBNY got to a Cup final with a group of guys you probably raced cars against in the pinewood derby, whose moms you see at the grocery store, and whose kids might sit next to yours at school
This quote from LAG GM Will Kuntz is something. #RBNY

www.nytimes.com/athletic/597...
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I like this guy. I really really like this guy. #rbny

This is healthy processing of a disappointing end result to what was ultimately a cup run that the team and supporters should be extremely impressed by.

What I'm MOST impressed by? The adjustments Schwarz made after the NYCFC 5-goal drubbing.
Sandro Schwarz is class saying postgame “we need to analyze things but first I need to get some drinks with my guys”
December 8, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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For the 29th straight time, New York doesn’t win the #MLSCup.

But this run was special, and today was amazing. And the boys fought to the end.

I don’t know if we’ll be back here, but the organization did right by its fans today.

Thank you #RBNY.
December 7, 2024 at 11:12 PM