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4: “Why did the chicken sit down?”
Me: “Why?”
4: “Her parents were DEAD.”
Me: 😳
4: “So was that funny?”
Me: “Why?”
4: “Her parents were DEAD.”
Me: 😳
4: “So was that funny?”
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
4: “Why did the chicken sit down?”
Me: “Why?”
4: “Her parents were DEAD.”
Me: 😳
4: “So was that funny?”
Me: “Why?”
4: “Her parents were DEAD.”
Me: 😳
4: “So was that funny?”
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If you try to figure out why narcissists do what they do, you will drive yourself nuts.
The logic isn’t there.
The why doesn’t matter.
What matters is they should go kick rocks. Far, far away.
The logic isn’t there.
The why doesn’t matter.
What matters is they should go kick rocks. Far, far away.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you try to figure out why narcissists do what they do, you will drive yourself nuts.
The logic isn’t there.
The why doesn’t matter.
What matters is they should go kick rocks. Far, far away.
The logic isn’t there.
The why doesn’t matter.
What matters is they should go kick rocks. Far, far away.
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I love when you see a cat try and fail on a big jump and then you see them try to act all cool after they ate shit
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I love when you see a cat try and fail on a big jump and then you see them try to act all cool after they ate shit
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the rabble and band wagoning on the internet can be really loud and crushing but the secret is that the second you close the app it’s gone. it doesn’t exist. except for me, i’m outside your house and i brought wasps
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the rabble and band wagoning on the internet can be really loud and crushing but the secret is that the second you close the app it’s gone. it doesn’t exist. except for me, i’m outside your house and i brought wasps
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In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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He means they are also brown skinned.
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
He means they are also brown skinned.
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Nothing like a saucy flute layered over a trampy triangle
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nothing like a saucy flute layered over a trampy triangle
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I could never be a Christian, I love deviled eggs too much
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I could never be a Christian, I love deviled eggs too much
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hey doc, i’m…. look i’m real embarrassed but i got really messed up last night and was playing “is it cake” around my house. actually i’ll cut right to the chase i sliced my wiener clean off. probably the best cut of my life too. like a ginsu knife commercial with a tomato.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
hey doc, i’m…. look i’m real embarrassed but i got really messed up last night and was playing “is it cake” around my house. actually i’ll cut right to the chase i sliced my wiener clean off. probably the best cut of my life too. like a ginsu knife commercial with a tomato.
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
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Toddler: “Can [name of kid at her school] come over and play tomorrow?”
Me: “Well… I don’t have her parents’ number.”
Toddler: “Just start calling numbers.”
Me: …
Toddler: “You know, one, two, three…”
Me: “Well… I don’t have her parents’ number.”
Toddler: “Just start calling numbers.”
Me: …
Toddler: “You know, one, two, three…”
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Toddler: “Can [name of kid at her school] come over and play tomorrow?”
Me: “Well… I don’t have her parents’ number.”
Toddler: “Just start calling numbers.”
Me: …
Toddler: “You know, one, two, three…”
Me: “Well… I don’t have her parents’ number.”
Toddler: “Just start calling numbers.”
Me: …
Toddler: “You know, one, two, three…”
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Prometheus implies the existence of Amateurmetheus
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Prometheus implies the existence of Amateurmetheus
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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The doctors cut me open and filled me with Big League Chew
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The doctors cut me open and filled me with Big League Chew
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mental health check: yeah it’s still ill in there
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
mental health check: yeah it’s still ill in there
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Ugh my husband is forcing me to listen to “music” (beats with random clips of people talking over it) 😠
October 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ugh my husband is forcing me to listen to “music” (beats with random clips of people talking over it) 😠
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Sorry I was late for work I am over encumbered and didn't want to drop any cheese wheels
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sorry I was late for work I am over encumbered and didn't want to drop any cheese wheels
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Hardest part about being a therapist?
Witnessing the most amazing women make excuses for shitty men and get let down by them over and over, and not being able to say, “GIRL, LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS!!”
Witnessing the most amazing women make excuses for shitty men and get let down by them over and over, and not being able to say, “GIRL, LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS!!”
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hardest part about being a therapist?
Witnessing the most amazing women make excuses for shitty men and get let down by them over and over, and not being able to say, “GIRL, LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS!!”
Witnessing the most amazing women make excuses for shitty men and get let down by them over and over, and not being able to say, “GIRL, LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS!!”
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People won’t get a tattoo because it’s too permanent but they will have children lol
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
People won’t get a tattoo because it’s too permanent but they will have children lol
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud