Russ
@alienorifice.bsky.social
York dweller. Music hound, old book sniffer, cheese botherer. Fellow.
Five mile walk completed in an hour and a quarter keeping the old carcass active. Cold though...-2C when I set off. 7.20 am start so I saw the sun rise. Lungs full of fresh cold air. Blissful.🥶
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Five mile walk completed in an hour and a quarter keeping the old carcass active. Cold though...-2C when I set off. 7.20 am start so I saw the sun rise. Lungs full of fresh cold air. Blissful.🥶
Currently reading this. There are lessons still to be learned...
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Currently reading this. There are lessons still to be learned...
I've made a curry this afternoon. Roy didn't help, deciding to have it off with the Highland cow draught excluder in front of the cooker. Bloody dog.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've made a curry this afternoon. Roy didn't help, deciding to have it off with the Highland cow draught excluder in front of the cooker. Bloody dog.
Like Lockdown trains...
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Like Lockdown trains...
Roy is 13 tomorrow....
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Roy is 13 tomorrow....
If Cliff's singing I favour a flanged mace....
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If Cliff's singing I favour a flanged mace....
Cold today wasn't it? I wore a jumper for the first time in yonks...a cable knit... probably unfashionable...but warm...
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Cold today wasn't it? I wore a jumper for the first time in yonks...a cable knit... probably unfashionable...but warm...
Nice to see the white stuff though...🥶😊
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Nice to see the white stuff though...🥶😊
Bloody ❄️ halved my four mile walk to two miles. It just became too lethal under foot, and the snow was no longer melting on my bare legs....pah.
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Bloody ❄️ halved my four mile walk to two miles. It just became too lethal under foot, and the snow was no longer melting on my bare legs....pah.
..and everyone who isn't...
Everyone in a perfume advert is a cunt.
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
..and everyone who isn't...
The older I get the more I like brown things...
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The older I get the more I like brown things...
I love The Verve's Bitter Sweet Symphony.. grandad music...
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love The Verve's Bitter Sweet Symphony.. grandad music...
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I once waited on Boris Johnson at a dinner in Bristol. I poured some of the drip tray into his pint. It's the closest I've come to national service. You're welcome.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I once waited on Boris Johnson at a dinner in Bristol. I poured some of the drip tray into his pint. It's the closest I've come to national service. You're welcome.
I watched the Richard Burton film this week . Enjoyable.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I watched the Richard Burton film this week . Enjoyable.
Clouds... glorious clouds..
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Clouds... glorious clouds..
Listening to this... Sheffield was always a cosmopolitan place if you were from Chesterfield..but he spoke like us...
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Listening to this... Sheffield was always a cosmopolitan place if you were from Chesterfield..but he spoke like us...
My current shoes...very Chaplinesque...I wear trainers mostly...
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My current shoes...very Chaplinesque...I wear trainers mostly...
I hate Neil Diamond...I was never a fan but I'm definitely not now.. some folk must like him....
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hate Neil Diamond...I was never a fan but I'm definitely not now.. some folk must like him....
Proper winter weather on the way...at last. Hurrah!
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Proper winter weather on the way...at last. Hurrah!
Darts.... It's Raining....
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Darts.... It's Raining....
This rain is fairly biblical....
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This rain is fairly biblical....
Mocha pots and the Aero Press are for the cool folk...
Espresso machines are for coffee snobs. Pod machines are for people with more money than sense. Instant is for normal people.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mocha pots and the Aero Press are for the cool folk...
Back in York after visiting mother. I took her on an all expenses trip to Chesterfield flea market. She had a smashing day...well who wouldn't?
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Back in York after visiting mother. I took her on an all expenses trip to Chesterfield flea market. She had a smashing day...well who wouldn't?
