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Vice Harbinger of the Cynical Apocalypse

Cabal Now Hiring!
Minimum qualifications: Prior experience working as a Horseperson in a previous apocalypse

Preferred experience with "mergers," "acquisitions," "pyramids" and "scare quotes."
A couple more predictions as if someone asked:

1. Trump will float the idea of becoming Vance's VP pick.
2. The Left will become the party for States' Rights.
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Imma just put this cursed hot take out there into the etherweb.

Elon is totally going to buy Perplexity now.
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
A delinquent tenant has arrived and is doing it wrong. Not even one word ending in sky.

Scoffsky with me.
Is this how you do this?
March 3, 2024 at 6:34 AM
These deaths are absolutely tragic. But nothing says "unrelated incidents" like an 8 year collage of 2.
March 3, 2024 at 6:23 AM
May the 4th be with you.
March 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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Pulling the cool games industry move of getting laid off while traveling overseas 👍👍

Anyway, if you know someone who might want to work with a guy like me... let me know?
March 1, 2024 at 2:57 PM
"Times had; Jimmies rustled"
just when we thought it couldn't get worse
March 1, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Some people donate their bodies to science. Elon out here donating his headstone to "Case in point."
February 29, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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Oh my God, I just want to exchange stories for money and then exchange money for food and not die for a while.
February 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Phew I'm saved! Other than the fact that I'll have been dead for at least a Decade.
February 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
It has been years since I've dabbled in poetry. So dabble I did.

#poetry #writing
February 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???
February 26, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Turning 23 today! It's been another wild year of art for me! Would love if y'all retweeted my art :D
January 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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fuck yeah Children of Men timeline
February 27, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I am currently doing things backward, writing a book about cynicism before getting a doctorate. 5 years is such a long time to wait to write about important things given the rate of change, the general urgency, the paralyzing noise, and the cynical blame laundering. Any advice?

#AcademicSky
February 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
This aimless scrolling is getting me nowhere.

Mayhaps a self-indulgent post to the void...
February 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM