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@alieninmybeverage.bsky.social
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Vice Harbinger of the Cynical Apocalypse
Cabal Now Hiring!
Minimum qualifications: Prior experience working as a Horseperson in a previous apocalypse
Preferred experience with "mergers," "acquisitions," "pyramids" and "scare quotes."
Vice Harbinger of the Cynical Apocalypse
Cabal Now Hiring!
Minimum qualifications: Prior experience working as a Horseperson in a previous apocalypse
Preferred experience with "mergers," "acquisitions," "pyramids" and "scare quotes."
I rarely log onto bsky, but every time I do, you are doing laundry!
Coincidence?! Almost certainly.
Coincidence?! Almost certainly.
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I rarely log onto bsky, but every time I do, you are doing laundry!
Coincidence?! Almost certainly.
Coincidence?! Almost certainly.
I feel like you would need high screen sensitivity to navigate a smartphone with a hoof.
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I feel like you would need high screen sensitivity to navigate a smartphone with a hoof.
Does it count if a stack of books stay with you and shame you for failure to read them? 🫠
December 2, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Does it count if a stack of books stay with you and shame you for failure to read them? 🫠
Did you ask her to take this picture? Insauciantly perhaps?
December 2, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Did you ask her to take this picture? Insauciantly perhaps?
The older I get, the more juvenile I feel over whether an NFL team gives my fantasy picks top priority.
December 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
The older I get, the more juvenile I feel over whether an NFL team gives my fantasy picks top priority.
Perhaps we should focus on "want to be your president" and not on "things you want your president to be doing less while on the job"
December 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Perhaps we should focus on "want to be your president" and not on "things you want your president to be doing less while on the job"
This somehow confirms the war on christmas
December 1, 2024 at 12:59 AM
This somehow confirms the war on christmas
This angle is more obvious than that of a cybertruck
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
This angle is more obvious than that of a cybertruck
Then why would you share it?! 😭
November 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Then why would you share it?! 😭
Chemistry is green and geography is brown.
Deepfake.
Deepfake.
November 30, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Chemistry is green and geography is brown.
Deepfake.
Deepfake.
Equivocal Opportunist Employer
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Equivocal Opportunist Employer
"Journalist" is just spin for "enemy of the people."
November 30, 2024 at 10:59 PM
"Journalist" is just spin for "enemy of the people."
Seems to me, pedos would want to hang around where the children are.
November 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Seems to me, pedos would want to hang around where the children are.
No one stays in their lane. It's pure chaos.
November 30, 2024 at 10:48 PM
No one stays in their lane. It's pure chaos.
What is this contraption?
November 30, 2024 at 10:40 PM
What is this contraption?
New people aren't people too
November 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
New people aren't people too
But are you gunna keep on dancin'?
November 30, 2024 at 10:37 PM
But are you gunna keep on dancin'?
He's just putting it out there.
If he were an authoritarian, why would there be a question mark?
If he were an authoritarian, why would there be a question mark?
November 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
He's just putting it out there.
If he were an authoritarian, why would there be a question mark?
If he were an authoritarian, why would there be a question mark?
It's not a ponzi scheme. It's a timeshare you can be rid of as soon as someone quantum computes you out of it.
Or your girlfriend "misplaces" it. Or some third thing.
Or your girlfriend "misplaces" it. Or some third thing.
November 30, 2024 at 10:25 PM
It's not a ponzi scheme. It's a timeshare you can be rid of as soon as someone quantum computes you out of it.
Or your girlfriend "misplaces" it. Or some third thing.
Or your girlfriend "misplaces" it. Or some third thing.
Without tragically straight people, it would be hard to bake the real deal.
November 30, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Without tragically straight people, it would be hard to bake the real deal.
Better watch out. Players out there that are worth millions.
November 30, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Better watch out. Players out there that are worth millions.