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STOP THE PRESSES
May 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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The Great Grey Goose, Hjonk. 🦢
My favorite Dark Souls Boss.

#darksouls
May 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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“Maybe the children will have 2 dolls instead of 30 dolls”
May 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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The AI, which is my girlfriend who loves me, will be doing air traffic control now.
NEWS: Transportation secretary Sean Duffy tells reporters outside the White House moments ago that the president has signed off on his plan to modernize ATC -- details of which will be announced on THURSDAY.
May 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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"If you can afford to send Katy Perry to space, you can afford to pay more taxes." #3E
April 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Whenever I hear people "moderates" talk about being in-between 2 "extremes", it really bothers me. Because I don't see it that way. I feel like everybody is falling victim to misinformation on a massive scale. The American left is not "extreme" at all.
March 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.
March 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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sorry everyone, male fashion peaked here
March 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This needs to happen!!! The MAGAt'S would lose their minds!
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Wait.

Schumer is starting a BOOK TOUR THIS WEEK?!? Is that why he rolled over so fast?!?

I’m done.
March 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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today i saw a cybertruck driving its final mile (it's lightly drizzling)
February 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating
February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION
February 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Math is hard
February 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Live like a libertarian! Don't think the planes are safe? Just don't fly. Don't think the food is safe? Just don't eat.
This afternoon, the top FDA food official responsible for overseeing America's food safety and inspections resigned from the federal government.
Top FDA Food Administrator Resigns After Mass Layoffs
This individual was responsible for overseeing our nation's food safety
meidasnews.com
February 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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It’s crazy that if you get good grades they let you raw dog ADHD your whole life
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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worth saying again these these unilateral cuts are illegal. neither trump nor musk has the authority to unilaterally slash appropriated funds.
Hearing that the DOGE chaos hurricane is hitting HUD soon, and the plan is to devastate federal housing funding. Let's be clear: this would cause a cascade of catastrophic impacts nationwide, shutting down housing and dumping families into the street.
February 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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European friends: Do not accept lectures on democracy & freedom of speech from an Administration that denies the 2020 election results and is now suing & intimidating news outlets whose reporting they don’t like.

Stand tall against right-wing extremism.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/15/w...
Vance and Musk Attack German Consensus on Nazis and Speech
Vice President JD Vance and Elon Musk have challenged decades-long approaches to political extremism that were designed to prevent another Hitler.
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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While Trump “floods the zone,” we must stay focused. 

NO to oligarchy, tax breaks for the rich and cuts to working class programs. NO to authoritarianism and unlimited power for one man.

YES to growing the union movement and raising wages. YES to health care as a human right.
February 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM