Alice in Therapy
@aliceintherapy.bsky.social
Just poppin pills down the fucking rabbit hole. No you can’t have any.
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Just so you know, I’m the motherfucker that pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall.
How many of you dressed slutty for Halloween? 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How many of you dressed slutty for Halloween? 🎃
Married dudes fund only fans lol….
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Married dudes fund only fans lol….
Idk I’m just good at recognizing red flags….
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Idk I’m just good at recognizing red flags….
Can’t I have to go to Rapunzels tower to get my Halloween “candy”
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Can’t I have to go to Rapunzels tower to get my Halloween “candy”
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Lube. Because enthusiasm isn’t always enough.
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lube. Because enthusiasm isn’t always enough.
Yes it’s shaved….
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Yes it’s shaved….
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women who wear superhero panties, they are the real superheroes
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
women who wear superhero panties, they are the real superheroes
I’m going out with Cinderella later.. now I have to go steal a decent dress, she got a fucking closet like the Hiltons… bitch….
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m going out with Cinderella later.. now I have to go steal a decent dress, she got a fucking closet like the Hiltons… bitch….
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this horny house will not be built on faked orgasms
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
this horny house will not be built on faked orgasms
You don’t have to like me…. And I don’t have to care. 😉
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You don’t have to like me…. And I don’t have to care. 😉
Please…. When I bend over I know you are looking at my ass…. Making your mind get all swirly
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Please…. When I bend over I know you are looking at my ass…. Making your mind get all swirly
Sometimes when I stretch I squeeze my nipples real hard and glitter comes out.
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sometimes when I stretch I squeeze my nipples real hard and glitter comes out.
Ain’t nothing like a blanket, a solid movie and cold weather outside… maybe some whiskey. My vibe.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ain’t nothing like a blanket, a solid movie and cold weather outside… maybe some whiskey. My vibe.
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It would be so much nicer to get a smack on the ass to wake me up over that damn alarm sound.
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It would be so much nicer to get a smack on the ass to wake me up over that damn alarm sound.
I do hope you are ok… things can always get better… #mentalhealthawareness
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I do hope you are ok… things can always get better… #mentalhealthawareness
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Sometimes you’re the Corndog, sometimes your stick.
Think about that next time.
Think about that next time.
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sometimes you’re the Corndog, sometimes your stick.
Think about that next time.
Think about that next time.
Here’s a secret…. Rapunzel never wants to leave her tower because she keeps all the good shit there… I swear the Red Queen is getting suspicious….
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Here’s a secret…. Rapunzel never wants to leave her tower because she keeps all the good shit there… I swear the Red Queen is getting suspicious….
For the mad Hatter’s Halloween party I’m gonna dress like Cinderella, which basically means I’m gonna wear a ball gown and be a bitch to everybody all night
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
For the mad Hatter’s Halloween party I’m gonna dress like Cinderella, which basically means I’m gonna wear a ball gown and be a bitch to everybody all night
Moby Dick? Nah more like Moby Clit… amirite
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Moby Dick? Nah more like Moby Clit… amirite
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
I’ve seen all 3 Terrifiers. I feel like I can watch anything now
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’ve seen all 3 Terrifiers. I feel like I can watch anything now
I really need a firestaff to carry on the reg
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I really need a firestaff to carry on the reg
McDonald’s monopoly game is just a way to keep you fat…
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
McDonald’s monopoly game is just a way to keep you fat…