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Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
August 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
https://theonion.com/sam-altman-places-gun-to-head-after-new-gpt-claims-dogs-are-crustaceans-for-60th-time/
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Trump speaking up for another pedophile.
August 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trump speaking up for another pedophile.
I hope the internet/society still exists in two decades cause I know the beef between gen alpha and gen beta is gonna be legendary
February 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I hope the internet/society still exists in two decades cause I know the beef between gen alpha and gen beta is gonna be legendary
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it’s so sick how republicans get to do a million free illegal activities with zero problems and democrats sit around twiddling their thumbs and never get to do cool shit like this
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it’s so sick how republicans get to do a million free illegal activities with zero problems and democrats sit around twiddling their thumbs and never get to do cool shit like this
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Hey All. Bad faith lawyers Advocates for Faith and Freedom - the group targeting trans teens in Riverside - put out a call for teens to snitch to them if there is a trans athlete on their sports team. Please flood this form: faith-freedom.com/savegirlsspo...
Save Girls' Sports — Advocates For Faith & Freedom
faith-freedom.com
January 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hey All. Bad faith lawyers Advocates for Faith and Freedom - the group targeting trans teens in Riverside - put out a call for teens to snitch to them if there is a trans athlete on their sports team. Please flood this form: faith-freedom.com/savegirlsspo...
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Everyone keeps saying bad politics means good art. That died in the late 90’s with skyrocketing rent. Your landlord killed it. Another reason to hate the bastard.
Where’s the next great music movement? At their day job on their third coffee with a mind full of hate but no energy to create.
Where’s the next great music movement? At their day job on their third coffee with a mind full of hate but no energy to create.
As cost of living increases, as wages stagnate, as housing becomes more precarious, it becomes harder and harder to be able to spend all your time doing weird shit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
December 17, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Everyone keeps saying bad politics means good art. That died in the late 90’s with skyrocketing rent. Your landlord killed it. Another reason to hate the bastard.
Where’s the next great music movement? At their day job on their third coffee with a mind full of hate but no energy to create.
Where’s the next great music movement? At their day job on their third coffee with a mind full of hate but no energy to create.
Probably one of the things I miss most about college was walking home from late classes where the cold wind was so intense it literally took your breath away
winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing
December 11, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Probably one of the things I miss most about college was walking home from late classes where the cold wind was so intense it literally took your breath away
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Perhaps the best possible way to describe Among Us
The man who was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins, a member of the group tells NBC News.
'Extremely ironic': Suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO slaying played video game killer, friend recalls
Alejandro Romero, who attended college with Luigi Mangione and was a member of the same Discord group, said he was shocked when news broke on social media that Mangione had been taken into police cust...
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Perhaps the best possible way to describe Among Us
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Media people if you don't send me the manifesto, Newsmax or someone like that is going to be the one to break it and I'm guessing you hate them more. Deny them the scoop by sending it to me: 202-510-1268
December 10, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Media people if you don't send me the manifesto, Newsmax or someone like that is going to be the one to break it and I'm guessing you hate them more. Deny them the scoop by sending it to me: 202-510-1268
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a karen from reddit said the shen yun app is rated t for teen. pleased to report its rated e for everyone & offers 5000yrs of history reborn
December 10, 2024 at 4:21 AM
a karen from reddit said the shen yun app is rated t for teen. pleased to report its rated e for everyone & offers 5000yrs of history reborn
love that no matter how many times I "hide this content" or "block" promoted accounts on Snapchat's stories page they always appear front and center at the top of the bar.
But don't worry, they are blocked cause when I press and hold to try and hide them again it just says "something went wrong 🫣"
But don't worry, they are blocked cause when I press and hold to try and hide them again it just says "something went wrong 🫣"
December 9, 2024 at 4:22 AM
love that no matter how many times I "hide this content" or "block" promoted accounts on Snapchat's stories page they always appear front and center at the top of the bar.
But don't worry, they are blocked cause when I press and hold to try and hide them again it just says "something went wrong 🫣"
But don't worry, they are blocked cause when I press and hold to try and hide them again it just says "something went wrong 🫣"
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I got to draw a cursed lil guy at the Bellringer booth today 🔔 🐦⬛
December 6, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I got to draw a cursed lil guy at the Bellringer booth today 🔔 🐦⬛
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people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
November 13, 2024 at 5:24 PM
people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
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Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon?
Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist?
Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property?
Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?
Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist?
Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property?
Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?
Donate to Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics, organized by Alex Norris
I am Alex Norris, creator of the webcomic Webcomic Name. I am here to ask for he… Alex Norris needs your support for Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics
www.gofundme.com
October 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon?
Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist?
Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property?
Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?
Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist?
Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property?
Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?
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saw a reference to measuring looseleaf tea volumetrically with spoons and got irrationally angry. the only reason you can do this is because your leaves are crushed to shit. try putting tai ping hou kui in a teaspoon. try. you have no bitches
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 AM
saw a reference to measuring looseleaf tea volumetrically with spoons and got irrationally angry. the only reason you can do this is because your leaves are crushed to shit. try putting tai ping hou kui in a teaspoon. try. you have no bitches
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It’s December, so it’s time once again to give thanks to the Rolex god himself, the white knight.
Rest in peace big man.
Rest in peace big man.
December 1, 2024 at 11:04 AM
It’s December, so it’s time once again to give thanks to the Rolex god himself, the white knight.
Rest in peace big man.
Rest in peace big man.
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IMO, when asking why something is the way it is, we shouldn't just fall back on easy answers like "culture" or the "character of the people." Such answers are often just the first go-to when someone doesn't know very much about a subject. Culture variables also don't explain change.
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
IMO, when asking why something is the way it is, we shouldn't just fall back on easy answers like "culture" or the "character of the people." Such answers are often just the first go-to when someone doesn't know very much about a subject. Culture variables also don't explain change.
$10 says there's gonna be a massive overblown "scandal" when it comes out people have been calling the Department of Govt Efficiency "the kids' table" or something
November 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
$10 says there's gonna be a massive overblown "scandal" when it comes out people have been calling the Department of Govt Efficiency "the kids' table" or something
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Never let these ghouls feel welcome in your workplaces.
They are no better than scabs during a strike. Their need to earn a living does not matter more than the teams of artists their "work" will impact and devalue. A wretched, hateful path.
They are no better than scabs during a strike. Their need to earn a living does not matter more than the teams of artists their "work" will impact and devalue. A wretched, hateful path.
November 22, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Never let these ghouls feel welcome in your workplaces.
They are no better than scabs during a strike. Their need to earn a living does not matter more than the teams of artists their "work" will impact and devalue. A wretched, hateful path.
They are no better than scabs during a strike. Their need to earn a living does not matter more than the teams of artists their "work" will impact and devalue. A wretched, hateful path.
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I feel like the important context for RFK, Jr.’s brain worm has been lost:
He claimed a worm ate his brain while in divorce court in order to prove that he was too MENTALLY DISABLED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT.
Trump wants to make this man the head of the largest health organization in the United States.
He claimed a worm ate his brain while in divorce court in order to prove that he was too MENTALLY DISABLED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT.
Trump wants to make this man the head of the largest health organization in the United States.
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I feel like the important context for RFK, Jr.’s brain worm has been lost:
He claimed a worm ate his brain while in divorce court in order to prove that he was too MENTALLY DISABLED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT.
Trump wants to make this man the head of the largest health organization in the United States.
He claimed a worm ate his brain while in divorce court in order to prove that he was too MENTALLY DISABLED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT.
Trump wants to make this man the head of the largest health organization in the United States.
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my therapist: i am not real and can't hurt you
my therapist: (is real and punching me and kicking my ass)
my therapist: (is real and punching me and kicking my ass)
July 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
my therapist: i am not real and can't hurt you
my therapist: (is real and punching me and kicking my ass)
my therapist: (is real and punching me and kicking my ass)
Mastering the art of waking up early and doom scrolling so long I still don't have time to eat breakfast 😍
November 16, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Mastering the art of waking up early and doom scrolling so long I still don't have time to eat breakfast 😍
How can one day feel like 5, and still not be enough time!? 💛
October 26, 2023 at 7:45 PM
How can one day feel like 5, and still not be enough time!? 💛
Never tired of the views (although the color tinted windows were new)
DC > Toronto > Tokyo
DC > Toronto > Tokyo
October 25, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Never tired of the views (although the color tinted windows were new)
DC > Toronto > Tokyo
DC > Toronto > Tokyo