My snake roommate:...Wow.
Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-
Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
My snake roommate:...Wow.
Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-
Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
Me: Surely it is apparent that I don't have a preference here?
Me: Surely it is apparent that I don't have a preference here?
ME: i’ll have pie
WAITER: sorry we ran out of pie
ME: (knows math) that is literally impossible
ME: i’ll have pie
WAITER: sorry we ran out of pie
ME: (knows math) that is literally impossible
It's easy to focus on the Senators who let us down, but let's not forget about the Senators who did the right thing.
I made this graphic last night because I wanted to focus on the good Senators who fought for us. 🔊🎵
It's easy to focus on the Senators who let us down, but let's not forget about the Senators who did the right thing.
I made this graphic last night because I wanted to focus on the good Senators who fought for us. 🔊🎵
#inauguration2025
#inauguration2025
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions