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Alex Shoemaker
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I once had a blue checkmark on a bird app before they started letting plebs buy them

Mildly interesting sports skeets
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Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅

P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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This sound makes you feel alive!
I love these so much (via CBSCFB)
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Oregon didn't even block anyone on that return
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I think of every player in CFB right now, the one who is most obviously a 100% lock-stock-and-barrel NFL star is Kenyon Sadiq
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How is Oklahoma only up 10-0 and not 40-0 with how bad Alabama has played in this game
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The most obvious, dirtiest, egregious cheating that worked since?
Sean McDonough and Greg McElroy try to make sense of Kirby Smart getting off the hook for calling a timeout here.
October 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Some underpaid editor is cooking up the perfect headline about breaking the plain at the Auburn plains
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wyoming’s field right now
October 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Has a winless team week 6 or later ever beaten a top 10 team like UCLA just did to Penn State? This feels historic
October 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oregon facing first and 100
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Mississippi State has players named Fatt Forrest and Fluff Bothwell
September 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is Dak elite?
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Arizona State has been at the goal line for like 45 minutes
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We gotta stop this with American sports. The European mind can’t comprehend a game starting 20 minutes after its scheduled broadcast time
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Brian Kelly if LSU wins
my accent is thique tonight
August 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can someone explain why the ground can’t cause a fumble but can cause an incompletion?
August 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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In a historic first, Cajuns struggle with Rice
August 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
SEC needs LSU to win tonight. That would be a catastrophic start to the season
August 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Arch to his receivers two yards downfield
August 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Quinn Ewers:
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don’t know anything about Arch’s backup but it might be time he starts warming up
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Syracuse’s best offensive play is defensive PI
August 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM