Alex Shoemaker
@alexshoemaker.bsky.social
I once had a blue checkmark on a bird app before they started letting plebs buy them
Mildly interesting sports skeets
Mildly interesting sports skeets
Wyoming’s field right now
October 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wyoming’s field right now
Oregon facing first and 100
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oregon facing first and 100
We gotta stop this with American sports. The European mind can’t comprehend a game starting 20 minutes after its scheduled broadcast time
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We gotta stop this with American sports. The European mind can’t comprehend a game starting 20 minutes after its scheduled broadcast time
Arch to his receivers two yards downfield
August 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Arch to his receivers two yards downfield
Who hates the snow more? My toddler or Bernie Sanders?
January 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who hates the snow more? My toddler or Bernie Sanders?
Snow with an orange tree in the background is deeply unsettling
January 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Snow with an orange tree in the background is deeply unsettling
Today I doinked
January 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Today I doinked
Who did it better?
January 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Who did it better?
I want the record to show I sent this text before the loss to Michigan
January 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I want the record to show I sent this text before the loss to Michigan
Congrats to Penn State for winning the Fiesta Bowl and getting a new trophy for the display case
January 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Congrats to Penn State for winning the Fiesta Bowl and getting a new trophy for the display case
Penn State out gaining Boise State on the ground, Broncos winning the pass game. How we all thought the game would go
January 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Penn State out gaining Boise State on the ground, Broncos winning the pass game. How we all thought the game would go
On this app for ten seconds and I’m bombarded with crying
December 27, 2024 at 5:07 PM
On this app for ten seconds and I’m bombarded with crying
Larry Scott. James Phillips
December 8, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Larry Scott. James Phillips
When mom asks you at Christmas dinner if you’ve gotten a promotion at work yet
December 7, 2024 at 10:54 PM
When mom asks you at Christmas dinner if you’ve gotten a promotion at work yet
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Congrats to Jim McElwain on his retirement
November 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Congrats to Jim McElwain on his retirement
College football is here
August 26, 2023 at 6:37 PM
College football is here