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Jared Leto *is* AI: a tacky thing corporations keep forcing on consumers by putting him in everything even though he’s unprofitable and nobody likes it
October 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jared Leto *is* AI: a tacky thing corporations keep forcing on consumers by putting him in everything even though he’s unprofitable and nobody likes it
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l am tired of this news cycle. These Nazis. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
l am tired of this news cycle. These Nazis. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
still thinking about when they were watching Lorenzo's Oil in Splitsville
September 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
still thinking about when they were watching Lorenzo's Oil in Splitsville
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2:00pm Tuesday. Trump strides purposefully to the podium and begins to speak.
He appears perfectly healthy, putting the lie to all the rumors. Black suit, red tie. Flag pin. He wears a red hat that says "MA7E AMRICÆ GBEA[ GN." His left hand has seven fingers
He appears perfectly healthy, putting the lie to all the rumors. Black suit, red tie. Flag pin. He wears a red hat that says "MA7E AMRICÆ GBEA[ GN." His left hand has seven fingers
September 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
2:00pm Tuesday. Trump strides purposefully to the podium and begins to speak.
He appears perfectly healthy, putting the lie to all the rumors. Black suit, red tie. Flag pin. He wears a red hat that says "MA7E AMRICÆ GBEA[ GN." His left hand has seven fingers
He appears perfectly healthy, putting the lie to all the rumors. Black suit, red tie. Flag pin. He wears a red hat that says "MA7E AMRICÆ GBEA[ GN." His left hand has seven fingers
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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hey, thanks for responding! this new information doesn't really impact my joke
August 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
hey, thanks for responding! this new information doesn't really impact my joke
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small brain: severance is about grief
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
small brain: severance is about grief
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
medium brain: severance is about addiction
big brain: severance is about puerto rican statehood
cackling with pure joy at some moments of severance and crying at others
March 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
cackling with pure joy at some moments of severance and crying at others
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As someone who finds backstage magic just as fascinating as experiencing the parks, finally getting to see Millenium Falcon's turntables in action is absolutely mesmerizing to me 🥲
March 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As someone who finds backstage magic just as fascinating as experiencing the parks, finally getting to see Millenium Falcon's turntables in action is absolutely mesmerizing to me 🥲
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I regret to inform you that The Land escalator has claimed another victim
March 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I regret to inform you that The Land escalator has claimed another victim
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my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
halfway through brave new world. should i just go home?
February 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
halfway through brave new world. should i just go home?
Good, now put Finding Nemo back to the correct length
New ‘Unfairly Ever After’ Hollywood Studios Villains Show Will Have a 40-Minute Runtime
New 'Unfairly Ever After' Hollywood Studios Villains Show Will Have a 40-Minute Runtime
The all-new Disney Villains: Unfairly Ever After show debuting at Disney's Hollywood Studios will have a 40-minute runtime
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February 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Good, now put Finding Nemo back to the correct length
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Not only are they happy to ingest things that say “NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION” in their fake quest for “cleaner” living, it’s also amazing how MAHA chuds will say things like “methylene blue protects against oxidative stress” as if they know what any of the words in that sentence mean. Case in point:
February 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Not only are they happy to ingest things that say “NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION” in their fake quest for “cleaner” living, it’s also amazing how MAHA chuds will say things like “methylene blue protects against oxidative stress” as if they know what any of the words in that sentence mean. Case in point:
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Petition to let Philomena Cunk narrate the next iteration of Spaceship Earth
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Petition to let Philomena Cunk narrate the next iteration of Spaceship Earth
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Beautiful stuff. Congestion pricing is working!
Can’t get enough of these congestion pricing anecdotes via @dodai.bsky.social nytimes.com/2025/01/11/nyregion/new-york-congestion-pricing-reaction.html
January 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Beautiful stuff. Congestion pricing is working!
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Gotta hand it to Aaron Sorkin for this one
January 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Gotta hand it to Aaron Sorkin for this one
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klingon sex survival tips
January 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
klingon sex survival tips