alexkahle.bsky.social
@alexkahle.bsky.social
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"

"... No we're not, are we?"

😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Epstein has to be shitting himself right now
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Bigmouth, la da da da
Bigmouth strikes again
I've got no right to take my place
With #ALMICHAELSFACE, oh oh oh
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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im thinking i might start an argument with an elderly truck driver which then escalates into a physical altercation, resulting in me being stabbed multiple times, hospitalized, arrested, charged with a felony, and presumably fired then blackballed from my lucrative industry. anyone else?
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001.

www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The third most annoying guy in the country has entered the chat
🚨 🚨 🚨

Aaron Rodgers plans to sign with the Steelers, per The Insiders.

It’ll be a 1-year deal,. At long last, the four-time MVP lands in his best spot.
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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We have lost the brilliant, creative mind of John Brenkus. He represented the part of nerd culture in sports that wasn't reflected by statistics or oddsmaking or prognostication, and fought through years of ESPN trying to water down or flat-out misrepresent the scientific findings. His work goes on.
hmm, seems the Vines really are gone for good now, guess I'll have to repost them here
June 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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new thing to always tell your kids just dropped
May 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Yellow mustard sprays into sky as new Pirates manager elected
Derek Shelton has been relieved of his duties as Pirates Manager.

Pirates Bench Coach, Don Kelly, has been named manager.
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Fans when their team drafts an offensive lineman
April 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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how does this audio work so perfectly with PlayStation 1 graphics
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Today's actions were the final straw: I am removing Donald J. Trump as the sole beneficiary of my last will and testament.
April 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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please don't be fooled by my grandfather's cloak or beard. sounds wise but he's dumb as shit
friend: ok
Grandfather: tis better to have been a foolish oaf.. than an oafish fool
friend: damn
me: damn
April 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Working theory: Twitter was trying to set up a Spaces where Aaron Rodgers announced himself to the Steelers. Now it will get scooped by Semafor
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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(waking up the morning after the song calling me a pedophile won 450 awards) Well i tell you what i might want two cups of coffee today haha
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I am thinking about the Eagles
January 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I’ve never seen him read but I’ve seen the book in his hands is sending me 😂
January 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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when you realize the texts go to the kids’ iPad, too
December 31, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 2:12 AM