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Uncle Leo
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no onions please

📍baltimore
finally started watching the pitt and I get the hype, this shit rules. as a person that has been to the emergency room multiple times I am adjusting my hopefully coherent strategy for the inevitable next visit.
January 23, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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How many rooms on Earth do you think have ever contained Pete Alonso and John Waters even at different times?
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
finished my snowstorm panic shopping
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
whenever it snows i remember how much fun i had playing the south park n64 game
January 22, 2026 at 10:21 PM
that "Bruh..." lmaoooo yeah Naomi!!
Naomi Osaka on the icy handshake with Sorana Cirstea at the Australian Open

“What did it take to get through that one?”

Naomi: “Apparently a lot of come ons that she was angry about. Whatever. She’s a great player. I think this was her last Australian Open. Sorry she was mad about it”

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
bruh the maneuver I pulled to avoid an accident after my car slipped like ten feet, I can feel the blood of Paul Walker coursing through my veins. be careful out there, it is slippery as hell.
January 18, 2026 at 11:58 PM
my full Monster Jam review:

hell yeah
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
don't mind me, just an adult man unreasonably excited to go to Monster Jam tonight
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
can i register as an organ recipient
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
this season was so funny I think the right pivot for the Ravens is to hire the first ever AI coach
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
January 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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The Utrecht morning rush hour in the snow did not disappoint!
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
there are all on the list of rejected maryland vanity plates in 2025:

-ASSMANN
-A55MAN
-A55MN
-A55M4N
-A55GUY
-A55MEN
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible

🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
my resolution is less food deliveries but to eat even more unhealthy manually
January 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
pouring one out for 2025
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
much kudos to Aaron Eckhart for consistent contribution to the mind numbing bad action movie with a silly name genre. keep pumping out champion, me and divorced dads everywhere appreciate you.
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
aaron rodgers is first ballot hall fame for dudes that fumbled their good will
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Bill Kennedy is the best 😂😂😂

#NBA
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
🤔
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
merry festivus to those who observe
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
time to revisit a christmas classic
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM