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💙Alan💛
@alanzero.bsky.social
· Nov 27
I’m finally ready to start calling it Ex. Repost with a gif of your X-it!
They’re really not good at this
The facts are complicated, but here’s a summary of what appears to have happened based on the filings and today’s hearing:
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They’re really not good at this
“People elect clowns, and they’re wondering why they’re somehow in a circus all of a sudden.” - Evan Edinger
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLOb...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLOb...
This Gas Station Drug Nearly Ruined My Life
YouTube video by Evan Edinger
m.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“People elect clowns, and they’re wondering why they’re somehow in a circus all of a sudden.” - Evan Edinger
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLOb...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLOb...
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42 million will have to reapply for SNAP.
This is on brand with their toxic mindset.
Allege fraud. Make everyone suffer.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
This is on brand with their toxic mindset.
Allege fraud. Make everyone suffer.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
USDA head says ‘everyone’ on SNAP will now have to reapply
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins on Thursday said the Trump administration is planning to have all Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program (SNAP) beneficiaries reapply for the program due t…
thehill.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
42 million will have to reapply for SNAP.
This is on brand with their toxic mindset.
Allege fraud. Make everyone suffer.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
This is on brand with their toxic mindset.
Allege fraud. Make everyone suffer.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Kristi Noem funneled $220 million in taxpayer money to a firm tied to her inner circle. No-bid contract. Hidden companies. Personal + political connections. THIS DEMANDS AN INVESTIGATION.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Kristi Noem funneled $220 million in taxpayer money to a firm tied to her inner circle. No-bid contract. Hidden companies. Personal + political connections. THIS DEMANDS AN INVESTIGATION.
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🔥“Ten years ago you said Trump was an authoritarian. I’ve gotta hand it to you Scott, that was a remarkable forecast.”
@MilesTaylorUSA (who worked in the first Trump administration) hands smug @ScottJenningsKY’s his ass for becoming a Trump loyalist for personal ambition
@MilesTaylorUSA (who worked in the first Trump administration) hands smug @ScottJenningsKY’s his ass for becoming a Trump loyalist for personal ambition
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
🔥“Ten years ago you said Trump was an authoritarian. I’ve gotta hand it to you Scott, that was a remarkable forecast.”
@MilesTaylorUSA (who worked in the first Trump administration) hands smug @ScottJenningsKY’s his ass for becoming a Trump loyalist for personal ambition
@MilesTaylorUSA (who worked in the first Trump administration) hands smug @ScottJenningsKY’s his ass for becoming a Trump loyalist for personal ambition
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Watching the Trump/MTG feud like
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Watching the Trump/MTG feud like
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In the past 36 hrs I've seen clips of Rogan & Musk rethinking the assassination attempt on Trump;
Nick Fuentes claiming MAGA is dead;
Tucker Carlson saying Massie is an honorable man who lives more by MAGA values than Trump;
& MTG saying she doesn't worship DJT. She's America first. 👇🏼
Dominoes!
Nick Fuentes claiming MAGA is dead;
Tucker Carlson saying Massie is an honorable man who lives more by MAGA values than Trump;
& MTG saying she doesn't worship DJT. She's America first. 👇🏼
Dominoes!
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In the past 36 hrs I've seen clips of Rogan & Musk rethinking the assassination attempt on Trump;
Nick Fuentes claiming MAGA is dead;
Tucker Carlson saying Massie is an honorable man who lives more by MAGA values than Trump;
& MTG saying she doesn't worship DJT. She's America first. 👇🏼
Dominoes!
Nick Fuentes claiming MAGA is dead;
Tucker Carlson saying Massie is an honorable man who lives more by MAGA values than Trump;
& MTG saying she doesn't worship DJT. She's America first. 👇🏼
Dominoes!
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My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
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Yeah, that tracks
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah, that tracks
Person woman man camera TV
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Person woman man camera TV
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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feels relevant today
we have an elite impunity problem and a lot of the people and institutions that nominally oppose Trump will burn down their own before admitting that this helped produce him
I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
feels relevant today
Congratulations, Representative Grijalva! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EhE...
Rep. Adelita Grijalva delivers fiery speech ahead of signing Epstein discharge petition
YouTube video by MSNBC
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Congratulations, Representative Grijalva! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EhE...
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Hmmm... Weird... All this time I though it was a fluke that SCOTUS was working overtime to get Trump elected.
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hmmm... Weird... All this time I though it was a fluke that SCOTUS was working overtime to get Trump elected.
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It's impossible to build any more housing in America, but luckily we have the politically easy and physically effortless alternative of just removing a third of the population.
This clown is the GOP chair in Tarrant County, Texas, the third largest county in the state.
This clown is the GOP chair in Tarrant County, Texas, the third largest county in the state.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's impossible to build any more housing in America, but luckily we have the politically easy and physically effortless alternative of just removing a third of the population.
This clown is the GOP chair in Tarrant County, Texas, the third largest county in the state.
This clown is the GOP chair in Tarrant County, Texas, the third largest county in the state.
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To the Senate Dems: VOTERS TRUSTED YOU — DON’T BLOW IT!!! FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE or get ready to be PRIMARIED! Senate leadership — STEP UP! Use your power NOW. No more talk. If you oppose this, SPEAK UP PUBLICLY! SHOW SOME FIGHT! HOLD THE LINE OR RESIGN! 3/3
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
To the Senate Dems: VOTERS TRUSTED YOU — DON’T BLOW IT!!! FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE or get ready to be PRIMARIED! Senate leadership — STEP UP! Use your power NOW. No more talk. If you oppose this, SPEAK UP PUBLICLY! SHOW SOME FIGHT! HOLD THE LINE OR RESIGN! 3/3
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Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'
"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"
(via Variety)
"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"
(via Variety)
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'
"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"
(via Variety)
"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"
(via Variety)
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This week's column is on Billionaire Brain: the condition which seems to prevent extremely rich people from perceiving the utterly bleeding obvious.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I wish we could ignore Bill Gates on the climate crisis. But he’s a billionaire, so we can’t | George Monbiot
Money talks – and his essay denouncing ‘near-term emissions goals’ at Cop30 mostly argues the case for letting the ultra-rich off the hook
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This week's column is on Billionaire Brain: the condition which seems to prevent extremely rich people from perceiving the utterly bleeding obvious.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The cruelty is the point.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The cruelty is the point.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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"i simply dethroned god" is my new favorite way for anyone to hard-launch new pronouns, can we please make this catch on
the name: Tal (male form of Talia, which means "dew of god"; i simply dethroned god to make a new name)
pronouns: he/him, not they/them
hair: short
arms: gettin swole
pronouns: he/him, not they/them
hair: short
arms: gettin swole
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"i simply dethroned god" is my new favorite way for anyone to hard-launch new pronouns, can we please make this catch on
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Just mocked an off duty officer creeping around our local grocery store. He was being a big tough guy wearing his gator over his face.
By the time I was done shopping he'd taken his fascist wear down off his face.
I was ready to give him a piece of my mind about boot-lickers if he said anything.
By the time I was done shopping he'd taken his fascist wear down off his face.
I was ready to give him a piece of my mind about boot-lickers if he said anything.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The goddamn nerve of Jeff Bezos' newspaper to talk shit about raising the minimum wage at a moment when workers at Jeff Bezos' online superstore -- who are paid so little half of them in one study were on SNAP benefits -- are going hungry.
The fucking arrogance.
The fucking arrogance.
Wow, sounds like Jeff Bezos is mad
(from A Washington Post editorial entitled "Zohran Mamdani’s victory is bad for New York and the Democratic Party")
(from A Washington Post editorial entitled "Zohran Mamdani’s victory is bad for New York and the Democratic Party")
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The goddamn nerve of Jeff Bezos' newspaper to talk shit about raising the minimum wage at a moment when workers at Jeff Bezos' online superstore -- who are paid so little half of them in one study were on SNAP benefits -- are going hungry.
The fucking arrogance.
The fucking arrogance.
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Once upon a time, the richest Americans worried that if conditions got bad enough all the poors might just rise up against them, and so they avoided getting *too* obvious with their exploitation.
Today's crop just brags about it.
Today's crop just brags about it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Once upon a time, the richest Americans worried that if conditions got bad enough all the poors might just rise up against them, and so they avoided getting *too* obvious with their exploitation.
Today's crop just brags about it.
Today's crop just brags about it.