Alan
@alanofthenorth.bsky.social
Civil servant by day, theatre runner by night (and some of the day, but don't tell the civil service)
Utterly bemused by the tactics today. If someone like Pardew or McClaren had done that we'd be screaming for the sack.
Howe has credit in the bank but that was just awful #nufc
Howe has credit in the bank but that was just awful #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Utterly bemused by the tactics today. If someone like Pardew or McClaren had done that we'd be screaming for the sack.
Howe has credit in the bank but that was just awful #nufc
Howe has credit in the bank but that was just awful #nufc
For all Howe's comments about understanding the importance of this game, the way he's set the team up show he really doesn't.
Unforgivable to be so passive #nufc
Unforgivable to be so passive #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For all Howe's comments about understanding the importance of this game, the way he's set the team up show he really doesn't.
Unforgivable to be so passive #nufc
Unforgivable to be so passive #nufc
This interview seems to have gone under the radar #nufc @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Interview: Newcastle sporting director Ross Wilson on transfers, Elliot Anderson and Eddie Howe
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This interview seems to have gone under the radar #nufc @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Totally fed up with the Nick Pope is a nice guy brigade.
He's a shit shit goalkeeper
He's a shit shit goalkeeper
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Totally fed up with the Nick Pope is a nice guy brigade.
He's a shit shit goalkeeper
He's a shit shit goalkeeper
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Thiaw is fucking class.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Thiaw is fucking class.
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Nice bit of snark from the Northern Agenda
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Nice bit of snark from the Northern Agenda
- Woltemarde isnt a striker. His goals so far have been blind luck
- Howe is incapable of rotating a squad when we're in Europe
- His in game management is atrocious and slow
- Pope is shit
That is all
#nufc
- Howe is incapable of rotating a squad when we're in Europe
- His in game management is atrocious and slow
- Pope is shit
That is all
#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
- Woltemarde isnt a striker. His goals so far have been blind luck
- Howe is incapable of rotating a squad when we're in Europe
- His in game management is atrocious and slow
- Pope is shit
That is all
#nufc
- Howe is incapable of rotating a squad when we're in Europe
- His in game management is atrocious and slow
- Pope is shit
That is all
#nufc
THIS
Totally on Eddie Howe that one. We got away with one and didn’t with another.
Long, long season ahead. #nufc
Long, long season ahead. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
THIS
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
YES SAMIR!! Let's see GB News and the Mail spin this one.
BBC News - Train hero who saved passengers during attack named
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Train hero who saved passengers during attack named
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Train hero who saved passengers during attack named
The rail worker credited with saving multiple lives is named as Samir Zitouni.
www.bbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
YES SAMIR!! Let's see GB News and the Mail spin this one.
BBC News - Train hero who saved passengers during attack named
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Train hero who saved passengers during attack named
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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It is now 1,000 days since Manchester City were charged by the Premier League.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It is now 1,000 days since Manchester City were charged by the Premier League.
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Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.
Real life:
Real life:
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.
Real life:
Real life:
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When you go to a dinner party and it's blindingly obvious the couple have been fighting just before you all arrived...
April 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When you go to a dinner party and it's blindingly obvious the couple have been fighting just before you all arrived...
The defeatist and negative commentary from Faldo shows you exactly why he presided over one of the worst Ryder Cup displays of recent time #rydercup
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The defeatist and negative commentary from Faldo shows you exactly why he presided over one of the worst Ryder Cup displays of recent time #rydercup
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Then explain why the Government is still on that billionaire’s social network.
Keir Starmer tells his Cabinet that scenes of police under attack at a march "led by a convicted criminal and egged on by a foreign billionaire calling for violence" sent "a chill through the spines" of British people.
Says UK in "the fight of our times" against "toxic division" and "we must win"
Says UK in "the fight of our times" against "toxic division" and "we must win"
September 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Then explain why the Government is still on that billionaire’s social network.