alagnar
alagnar.bsky.social
alagnar
@alagnar.bsky.social
right-handed leftist. likes space and hates fascists.
“3AM? What time zone do we think demons subscribe to?”

- my husband pacing back and forth between the kitchen and the living room
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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the year is 2025... my job at the hospital was replaced by ai... i begin selling vaccines on the black market... pasteurized milk is illegal... everyone has worms
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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It feels like there's a program running in the background of my human CPU that's draining the battery and I can't force quit it.
February 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Can Bluesky be a special different world where RFK Jr simply does not exist?
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM