Akuji Lorelaÿ
@akujilorelay.bsky.social
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk leftist and a professional yearner ig. Also, a horse. Everything I say is a joke.
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Akuji Lorelaÿ
@akujilorelay.bsky.social
· May 12
Stop getting gyno surgery let me suck on them tittiessssssss
I really love black women. I’m sure it comes off as overcompensating white guilt but I need it out there that I actually do genuinely think 99.9% of them are smarter than every white person I’ve ever met tbh. They’re just smarter idk why probably the trauma and epigenetics & the need to survive
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I really love black women. I’m sure it comes off as overcompensating white guilt but I need it out there that I actually do genuinely think 99.9% of them are smarter than every white person I’ve ever met tbh. They’re just smarter idk why probably the trauma and epigenetics & the need to survive
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Happy wine thirty from California. It's camellia season!
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Happy wine thirty from California. It's camellia season!
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I just keep seeing the violence escalate. I think the rapey and murderous ass weirdo ice officers and the president 100% deserve to die. Like there’s no justifying that shit obviously. I just fear killing ppl over words, even awful words.Idk man. Maybe the propagandas getting to me maybe I’m dum idk
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I just keep seeing the violence escalate. I think the rapey and murderous ass weirdo ice officers and the president 100% deserve to die. Like there’s no justifying that shit obviously. I just fear killing ppl over words, even awful words.Idk man. Maybe the propagandas getting to me maybe I’m dum idk
Respect for janitors btw ily guys. But yk what I mean. Not even necessarily suffering just not a platform or any social or like power that he could hold over anyone. Just force him to work for and be a part of an undervalued class and understand what it means to be a part of real community.
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Respect for janitors btw ily guys. But yk what I mean. Not even necessarily suffering just not a platform or any social or like power that he could hold over anyone. Just force him to work for and be a part of an undervalued class and understand what it means to be a part of real community.
Listen, I do not mourn Charlie Kirk. That guy was a racist pos. But the violence I’m seeing rn does make me kinda… idk I’m ashamed to say it… it makes me feel a bit like maybe he didn’t deserve to die. Like he should’ve been forced to be like, a janitor or something where he was forced to work for
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Listen, I do not mourn Charlie Kirk. That guy was a racist pos. But the violence I’m seeing rn does make me kinda… idk I’m ashamed to say it… it makes me feel a bit like maybe he didn’t deserve to die. Like he should’ve been forced to be like, a janitor or something where he was forced to work for
Cumming to the realization I need a penis and I need to go Mexico
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Cumming to the realization I need a penis and I need to go Mexico
Where do I find a bullet vibe that lasts 3 hours so I can actually cum
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Where do I find a bullet vibe that lasts 3 hours so I can actually cum
I shouldn’t have to constantly be on edge worrying about accidentally retweeting something from a racist or propaganda I hate this. Every post fucking sponsored, so many ads. I hate this. Kill yourself trump pls kill ur disgusting self
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I shouldn’t have to constantly be on edge worrying about accidentally retweeting something from a racist or propaganda I hate this. Every post fucking sponsored, so many ads. I hate this. Kill yourself trump pls kill ur disgusting self
Like there’s been so much visible changes to the Internet ecosystem you wouldn’t notice if ur not chronically online. He’s tainted it. He ruined my only safe space.
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Like there’s been so much visible changes to the Internet ecosystem you wouldn’t notice if ur not chronically online. He’s tainted it. He ruined my only safe space.
I fucking hate my phone so much now. What do you mean I’m crying at a TikTok about slavery at 7am in the morning, 2 scrolls later I’m laughing with tears still falling down my face about how Nicole byer used to do silly noises when giving this one guy a blowjob. I hate this fucking place.
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I fucking hate my phone so much now. What do you mean I’m crying at a TikTok about slavery at 7am in the morning, 2 scrolls later I’m laughing with tears still falling down my face about how Nicole byer used to do silly noises when giving this one guy a blowjob. I hate this fucking place.
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we need a word for people who invent elaborate social situations in their head to justify buying new clothes but don't actually like socializing
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
we need a word for people who invent elaborate social situations in their head to justify buying new clothes but don't actually like socializing
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as a lesbian I'm not into anime girls because I'm into things that look and act like women
January 14, 2026 at 12:20 PM
as a lesbian I'm not into anime girls because I'm into things that look and act like women
Worse, like 99.9% of lady aimed audio erotica on that fucking site sounds like a kid whispering into a mic in his parents basement. Seriously where are the men. Deep, normal sounding voices! Where are they. I’m so annoyed.
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Worse, like 99.9% of lady aimed audio erotica on that fucking site sounds like a kid whispering into a mic in his parents basement. Seriously where are the men. Deep, normal sounding voices! Where are they. I’m so annoyed.
Fuck the porn industry, firstly. But also…. Sometimes a girl is born with the libido of a jackrabbit bc both her parents happened to be whores and there’s nothing to be done but bjork it. And then when she tries to she can’t bc everyone in the free porn on ph is way too skinny.
January 15, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Fuck the porn industry, firstly. But also…. Sometimes a girl is born with the libido of a jackrabbit bc both her parents happened to be whores and there’s nothing to be done but bjork it. And then when she tries to she can’t bc everyone in the free porn on ph is way too skinny.
We need more fat women in their 30s in porn I’m so serious rn
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
We need more fat women in their 30s in porn I’m so serious rn
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I like my men how I like my coffee, forgotten in a cupboard behind a tin of beans
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I like my men how I like my coffee, forgotten in a cupboard behind a tin of beans
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"we have to stay silly" I say as I pop that pussy like a cork
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"we have to stay silly" I say as I pop that pussy like a cork
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January 2020. Kelly was at her quality of life vet appointment, where she was diagnosed as "Old, fat, happy."
She died just a few weeks later, but she was truly so happy.
She died just a few weeks later, but she was truly so happy.
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
January 2020. Kelly was at her quality of life vet appointment, where she was diagnosed as "Old, fat, happy."
She died just a few weeks later, but she was truly so happy.
She died just a few weeks later, but she was truly so happy.
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New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me huff paint out of different containers and then rank the containers by paint huffability.
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me huff paint out of different containers and then rank the containers by paint huffability.
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The way these boys find cute ways to cuddle makes my heart explode 💖💖
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The way these boys find cute ways to cuddle makes my heart explode 💖💖
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We interrupt your doomscrolling sesh to bring you a very important announcement. The name MyDude didnt really roll off the tongue like i thought it would and since its his 3rd week here we have established that this kitten will now be known as Meownu Reeves or Meownu for short. #caturday
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
We interrupt your doomscrolling sesh to bring you a very important announcement. The name MyDude didnt really roll off the tongue like i thought it would and since its his 3rd week here we have established that this kitten will now be known as Meownu Reeves or Meownu for short. #caturday
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she's having a scary day (the smoke alarm went off)
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
she's having a scary day (the smoke alarm went off)
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Did you know there’s a heater vent under here? -Kipi
📷 Pentax 17
🎞️ Portra 400
#believeinfilm #catsonfilm #caturday
📷 Pentax 17
🎞️ Portra 400
#believeinfilm #catsonfilm #caturday
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Did you know there’s a heater vent under here? -Kipi
📷 Pentax 17
🎞️ Portra 400
#believeinfilm #catsonfilm #caturday
📷 Pentax 17
🎞️ Portra 400
#believeinfilm #catsonfilm #caturday
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This is apparently what Lotus does when I use the bathroom at others' homes.
January 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is apparently what Lotus does when I use the bathroom at others' homes.