Skeletor Jesus
@akindofguy.bsky.social
Dog enjoyer cat enjoyer friend enjoyer life enjoyer
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Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas.
Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south
Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south
November 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas.
Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south
Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south
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One of my favorite things about how things are now is that when I buy toothpaste it sometimes will be like “powered by A.I.”
November 16, 2024 at 8:46 PM
One of my favorite things about how things are now is that when I buy toothpaste it sometimes will be like “powered by A.I.”
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thank you flash fill that is
exactly what I wanted
exactly what I wanted
October 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
thank you flash fill that is
exactly what I wanted
exactly what I wanted
Hell yeah we're back on this website on the internet
October 22, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Hell yeah we're back on this website on the internet
I will manifest my own hotness today.
November 5, 2023 at 6:13 PM
I will manifest my own hotness today.
god heineken sucks. Z tier beer.
October 21, 2023 at 2:14 AM
god heineken sucks. Z tier beer.
There's currently a refrigerator commercial on that is based around a parody of like a boss. What year is it
October 18, 2023 at 6:53 PM
There's currently a refrigerator commercial on that is based around a parody of like a boss. What year is it
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Doing Polynesian laundry (forgetting it in the washing machine for several hours then forgetting it in the dryer for several hours)
September 20, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Doing Polynesian laundry (forgetting it in the washing machine for several hours then forgetting it in the dryer for several hours)
Using 9/11 to shoot my shot
September 11, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Using 9/11 to shoot my shot
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Normal day on Twitter…
July 8, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Normal day on Twitter…
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if i was a crab in a bucket i'd suck and fuck the other crabs
July 7, 2023 at 8:07 PM
if i was a crab in a bucket i'd suck and fuck the other crabs
As long as everybody is reposting old bangers, I will mention that this tweet pops into my head at least three times a month
July 7, 2023 at 8:26 PM
As long as everybody is reposting old bangers, I will mention that this tweet pops into my head at least three times a month
Love to make plans with my friends that I have to cancel because I randomly contract some Oregon Trail kind of sickness
July 7, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Love to make plans with my friends that I have to cancel because I randomly contract some Oregon Trail kind of sickness
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
Does anybody else just lie awake and suddenly decide they need to take a shower in the dead of the night or is that just me
July 6, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Does anybody else just lie awake and suddenly decide they need to take a shower in the dead of the night or is that just me
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