Abby K
@akahrs.bsky.social
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Donald Trump could tell his supporters to slam their dicks in the car door and they'd think it was a great idea.
March 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Donald Trump could tell his supporters to slam their dicks in the car door and they'd think it was a great idea.
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
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Fuck this asshole
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fuck this asshole
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Art imitates life.
A self-anointed king propped up by a slippery tech overlord.
A self-anointed king propped up by a slippery tech overlord.
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Art imitates life.
A self-anointed king propped up by a slippery tech overlord.
A self-anointed king propped up by a slippery tech overlord.
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Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
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I've invented at least 30 new faces to convey disgust over the last month
February 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I've invented at least 30 new faces to convey disgust over the last month
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taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
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what did Google mean by this
February 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
what did Google mean by this
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Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
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i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
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‘‘Twas the night before Black History Month, and all through the house,
The mood was one of overwhelming sadness and rage at the racist bastard in the all-too-aptly-named White House.
The mood was one of overwhelming sadness and rage at the racist bastard in the all-too-aptly-named White House.
January 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
‘‘Twas the night before Black History Month, and all through the house,
The mood was one of overwhelming sadness and rage at the racist bastard in the all-too-aptly-named White House.
The mood was one of overwhelming sadness and rage at the racist bastard in the all-too-aptly-named White House.
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Net -9 approval from week one to week two. Even some people who are barely paying attention already hate this shit.
Trump’s approval rating dips after rush of executive orders, poll finds
Poll shows disapproval of immigration policies and Gulf of Mexico renaming
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Net -9 approval from week one to week two. Even some people who are barely paying attention already hate this shit.
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them
January 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them
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Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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We're gonna ban Among Us before we ban guns lol
December 10, 2024 at 3:39 PM
We're gonna ban Among Us before we ban guns lol
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“Among Us” but make it about healthcare premiums
December 10, 2024 at 1:57 PM
“Among Us” but make it about healthcare premiums
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
Happy blackout Wednesday to all who celebrate
November 28, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Happy blackout Wednesday to all who celebrate
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godzilla is so cool and tall
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 AM
godzilla is so cool and tall