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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
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"Didn’t anyone ever teach you manners? Were you raised in a barn, piggy? Our guest came all the way from Camp Crystal Lake. Traffic was a nightmare, but he showed up anyway."
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Didn’t anyone ever teach you manners? Were you raised in a barn, piggy? Our guest came all the way from Camp Crystal Lake. Traffic was a nightmare, but he showed up anyway."
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a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
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my smart toilet is offline because of the aws outage and i have no idea what the hell i just put in there
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
my smart toilet is offline because of the aws outage and i have no idea what the hell i just put in there
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Class, I need a volunteer to hand out the activity worksheet to their fellow legislators. Do I see hands up @aoc.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov ?
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Class, I need a volunteer to hand out the activity worksheet to their fellow legislators. Do I see hands up @aoc.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov ?
the guy who was taken down by bone spurs would encourage you to tough it out, ladies.
September 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the guy who was taken down by bone spurs would encourage you to tough it out, ladies.
You have to admit, Trump did just find a way to lower your grocery bills.
September 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You have to admit, Trump did just find a way to lower your grocery bills.
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a sucker is a clown cigarette
September 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
a sucker is a clown cigarette
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made myself laugh this morning imagining a show called “are you taller than a fifth grader” and its just adults who get brought out all excited and then immediately lose. i didn’t post about it here because i don’t want to riff about it
September 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
made myself laugh this morning imagining a show called “are you taller than a fifth grader” and its just adults who get brought out all excited and then immediately lose. i didn’t post about it here because i don’t want to riff about it
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"The United Nations Godzilla Countermeasure Center can issue any rulings it wants. They can’t force me to regurgitate that train."
Godzilla Defends Its Recent Attacks on Cities
The radical urbanist media loves to throw around baseless accusations like “rampage.” “Godzilla rampages,” “Cities destroyed in rampage,” “World in...
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September 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"The United Nations Godzilla Countermeasure Center can issue any rulings it wants. They can’t force me to regurgitate that train."
saying “I’ve got it from here” to Google Maps as I make the last turn into Culver’s for the third time this week.
August 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
saying “I’ve got it from here” to Google Maps as I make the last turn into Culver’s for the third time this week.
welcome to Huddle House, we have no spoons
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
welcome to Huddle House, we have no spoons
putting a horizontal line in the middle of my life so no one tries to copy it
June 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
putting a horizontal line in the middle of my life so no one tries to copy it
hoping the Roblox protesters stay safe
June 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
hoping the Roblox protesters stay safe
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“Special thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase”
June 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Special thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase”
POV: asking the polycule if their yard sale accepts Cash App or Venmo (they only take Google Pay)
June 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
POV: asking the polycule if their yard sale accepts Cash App or Venmo (they only take Google Pay)
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Knit, Purl, Sow, an exhibition at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden that featured botanically-accurate knitted sculptures of flowers, vegetables, and plants, including work by artist Tatyana Yanishevsky #womensart
May 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Knit, Purl, Sow, an exhibition at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden that featured botanically-accurate knitted sculptures of flowers, vegetables, and plants, including work by artist Tatyana Yanishevsky #womensart
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new plane just dropped
Small plane crashes along busy street just outside the Boca Raton, Florida, airport
Small plane crashes in fireball on busy Boca Raton street | CNN
A small plane crashed just outside the airport in Boca Raton, Florida, Friday morning, erupting into a fireball along a busy city street, police told CNN.
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April 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
new plane just dropped
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what if you could hijack a commercial airliner and fly it into the economy
April 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
what if you could hijack a commercial airliner and fly it into the economy
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Oops! All Tariffs
April 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oops! All Tariffs
man guys, at least we made AMAZING music though, right?
April 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
man guys, at least we made AMAZING music though, right?