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Alyssa 🌱
@ahellish.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral | Family Disappointment🫡💙| Guy Fieri Stan | Keeper of Books | Tree Hugger 🌲 | she/her
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You know I think we could gaslight trump into thinking the electoral college is a part of the department of education
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Alexa play “Angel by Sarah McLachlan” 🎶🪦💐🎶
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I know it’s Thanksgiving but please for the love of god don’t open my emotional support kitchen drawer full of twist ties and paper bits 😩
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
despite my best efforts i regret to say i am once again awake and working
November 21, 2024 at 8:12 PM
If Tom Nook has one thing, it’s the fucking audacity
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
*trump announcing another member of his cabinet*
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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i would describe my personality as a golden retriever with rabies
April 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I really feel like a lot of our problems would be fixed if world leaders just got into cage matches with each other instead of starting wars
November 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Visual representation of me fighting off the feminine urge to bite men at work
elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while sitting on a table .
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November 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
You know I think we could gaslight trump into thinking the electoral college is a part of the department of education
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
my friends: *getting married and having children*

me: *playing animal crossing on my Nintendo switch* did I drink any water at all today?
November 20, 2024 at 7:10 AM
the way my neighbor’s tiny dogs are barking is unaligning my chakras
November 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM
being an adult is just an endless loop of sweeping your coveted hardwood floors and trying to remember to take your antidepressants
November 18, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Algorithm... babes, I know I said one of my interests was books, but I meant like serial killers, mafia men, slutty cowboys, and monster smut —not Little Women and Weathering Heights 🥲
a woman behind bars with the words " i 'm not supposed to " on the bottom
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November 18, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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Coming to Bluesky feels like a bunch of people finding themselves ashore after a shipwreck.

Anybody seen Tom? What about Julia? Last I saw her, she was shitposting from the quarterdeck, did she make it?
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 PM