Alyssa 🌱
@ahellish.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral | Family Disappointment🫡💙| Guy Fieri Stan | Keeper of Books | Tree Hugger 🌲 | she/her
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Alyssa 🌱
@ahellish.bsky.social
· Nov 20
You know I think we could gaslight trump into thinking the electoral college is a part of the department of education
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
Alexa play “Angel by Sarah McLachlan” 🎶🪦💐🎶
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Alexa play “Angel by Sarah McLachlan” 🎶🪦💐🎶
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“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
I know it’s Thanksgiving but please for the love of god don’t open my emotional support kitchen drawer full of twist ties and paper bits 😩
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 AM
I know it’s Thanksgiving but please for the love of god don’t open my emotional support kitchen drawer full of twist ties and paper bits 😩
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
despite my best efforts i regret to say i am once again awake and working
November 21, 2024 at 8:12 PM
despite my best efforts i regret to say i am once again awake and working
If Tom Nook has one thing, it’s the fucking audacity
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
If Tom Nook has one thing, it’s the fucking audacity
*trump announcing another member of his cabinet*
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
*trump announcing another member of his cabinet*
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i would describe my personality as a golden retriever with rabies
April 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
i would describe my personality as a golden retriever with rabies
I really feel like a lot of our problems would be fixed if world leaders just got into cage matches with each other instead of starting wars
November 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I really feel like a lot of our problems would be fixed if world leaders just got into cage matches with each other instead of starting wars
Visual representation of me fighting off the feminine urge to bite men at work
elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while sitting on a table .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while sitting on a table .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Visual representation of me fighting off the feminine urge to bite men at work
You know I think we could gaslight trump into thinking the electoral college is a part of the department of education
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 AM
You know I think we could gaslight trump into thinking the electoral college is a part of the department of education
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
my friends: *getting married and having children*
me: *playing animal crossing on my Nintendo switch* did I drink any water at all today?
me: *playing animal crossing on my Nintendo switch* did I drink any water at all today?
November 20, 2024 at 7:10 AM
my friends: *getting married and having children*
me: *playing animal crossing on my Nintendo switch* did I drink any water at all today?
me: *playing animal crossing on my Nintendo switch* did I drink any water at all today?
the way my neighbor’s tiny dogs are barking is unaligning my chakras
November 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM
the way my neighbor’s tiny dogs are barking is unaligning my chakras
being an adult is just an endless loop of sweeping your coveted hardwood floors and trying to remember to take your antidepressants
November 18, 2024 at 8:04 AM
being an adult is just an endless loop of sweeping your coveted hardwood floors and trying to remember to take your antidepressants
Algorithm... babes, I know I said one of my interests was books, but I meant like serial killers, mafia men, slutty cowboys, and monster smut —not Little Women and Weathering Heights 🥲
a woman behind bars with the words " i 'm not supposed to " on the bottom
ALT: a woman behind bars with the words " i 'm not supposed to " on the bottom
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November 18, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Algorithm... babes, I know I said one of my interests was books, but I meant like serial killers, mafia men, slutty cowboys, and monster smut —not Little Women and Weathering Heights 🥲
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Coming to Bluesky feels like a bunch of people finding themselves ashore after a shipwreck.
Anybody seen Tom? What about Julia? Last I saw her, she was shitposting from the quarterdeck, did she make it?
Anybody seen Tom? What about Julia? Last I saw her, she was shitposting from the quarterdeck, did she make it?
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Coming to Bluesky feels like a bunch of people finding themselves ashore after a shipwreck.
Anybody seen Tom? What about Julia? Last I saw her, she was shitposting from the quarterdeck, did she make it?
Anybody seen Tom? What about Julia? Last I saw her, she was shitposting from the quarterdeck, did she make it?