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He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
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"if you pronounce word incorrectly it sounds like nonsense" good job ela you figured out how language 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 work
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"if you pronounce word incorrectly it sounds like nonsense" good job ela you figured out how language 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 work
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I know y’all wanna be latex robot dragon puppygirls and stuff but i do recommend having some semi-realistic goals as well so you don’t grind your brain into a dysmorphic paste
November 20, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I know y’all wanna be latex robot dragon puppygirls and stuff but i do recommend having some semi-realistic goals as well so you don’t grind your brain into a dysmorphic paste
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WHY CAN WE ONLY ROTATE IMAGES IN ONE DIRECTION??????????
Folding phones are as unintelligible to me as like, NFTs were. This feels like objectively worse design. Give me a phone with a headphone jack in it, make it so I can rotate photos either right or left when I edit them. We used to have good things like that
Samsung unveils first multi-folding phone as competition set to heat up reut.rs/4pM4hqf
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
WHY CAN WE ONLY ROTATE IMAGES IN ONE DIRECTION??????????
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If any cisgender person ever fucking tells me, personally, that I’m overreacting or being too pessimistic about the future of my people, I am going to pour oatmeal into their shoes while they sleep
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If any cisgender person ever fucking tells me, personally, that I’m overreacting or being too pessimistic about the future of my people, I am going to pour oatmeal into their shoes while they sleep
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At this point Mangione has been in the justice system for so long, I say give him a gun, let him kill a healthcare CEO and that way they'll know for sure
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
At this point Mangione has been in the justice system for so long, I say give him a gun, let him kill a healthcare CEO and that way they'll know for sure
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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Least favourite film tropes.
2ndary character: I shall stay and hold them off so you can escape.
Hero: thanks. I shall stay and breathlessly watch your heroic demise so your sacrifice can buy me as little time as possible.
2ndary character: I shall stay and hold them off so you can escape.
Hero: thanks. I shall stay and breathlessly watch your heroic demise so your sacrifice can buy me as little time as possible.
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Least favourite film tropes.
2ndary character: I shall stay and hold them off so you can escape.
Hero: thanks. I shall stay and breathlessly watch your heroic demise so your sacrifice can buy me as little time as possible.
2ndary character: I shall stay and hold them off so you can escape.
Hero: thanks. I shall stay and breathlessly watch your heroic demise so your sacrifice can buy me as little time as possible.
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Fun fact! "Go on without me!" is baked into the TTRPG I'm developing. When you're hurt enough you can sort of set your character to self destruct and everyone else is going to have to pull out all the stops to keep you from fucking dying lol
Least favourite film tropes.
2ndary character: I shall stay and hold them off so you can escape.
Hero: thanks. I shall stay and breathlessly watch your heroic demise so your sacrifice can buy me as little time as possible.
2ndary character: I shall stay and hold them off so you can escape.
Hero: thanks. I shall stay and breathlessly watch your heroic demise so your sacrifice can buy me as little time as possible.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Fun fact! "Go on without me!" is baked into the TTRPG I'm developing. When you're hurt enough you can sort of set your character to self destruct and everyone else is going to have to pull out all the stops to keep you from fucking dying lol
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Did I think those noodles could end up smelling like envelope adhesive?
No.
Will they?
Yes. Tastes like it, too
No.
Will they?
Yes. Tastes like it, too
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Did I think those noodles could end up smelling like envelope adhesive?
No.
Will they?
Yes. Tastes like it, too
No.
Will they?
Yes. Tastes like it, too
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Kinda tbh
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Kinda tbh
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Michigan’s 7th district has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
'The furries are coming for me!' GOP lawmaker turns heads with odd fundraising pitch
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me.""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think t...
www.rawstory.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Michigan’s 7th district has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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Theodore Roosevelt: "Walk softly, and carry a big stick."
Hung tgirl, autistically walking around on tiptoes: :/
Hung tgirl, autistically walking around on tiptoes: :/
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Theodore Roosevelt: "Walk softly, and carry a big stick."
Hung tgirl, autistically walking around on tiptoes: :/
Hung tgirl, autistically walking around on tiptoes: :/
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
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Large Language Model? Oh absolutely not, this is a Lesbian Level Marketing scheme
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Large Language Model? Oh absolutely not, this is a Lesbian Level Marketing scheme
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My heart goes out to all the girlies having to remember not to call their girlfriends Mommy in front of relatives tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My heart goes out to all the girlies having to remember not to call their girlfriends Mommy in front of relatives tonight.
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This is also how I judge the History Channel. If it’s about a topic I know, I spot at least one lie per minute watching the History Channel, so it’s horrifying to think how many lies I’d be swallowing without knowing it if I watched about a topic I don’t know.
LLM search results are even worse.
LLM search results are even worse.
Saw an interesting piece of advice recently: ask the AI search engines for an answer in a field in which you are very knowledgeable.
The results will make it clear just how much they get wrong, and how brazen they are about it.
Now, apply that to every subject in which you are NOT an expert.
The results will make it clear just how much they get wrong, and how brazen they are about it.
Now, apply that to every subject in which you are NOT an expert.
Looked up “what mobile parking app do I need for <this town>” - AI summary on Google confidently gave me the wrong answer, which I ignored because **it is wrong a third of the time, about ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING** (according to the last study I read.)
The shit just doesn’t work.
The shit just doesn’t work.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is also how I judge the History Channel. If it’s about a topic I know, I spot at least one lie per minute watching the History Channel, so it’s horrifying to think how many lies I’d be swallowing without knowing it if I watched about a topic I don’t know.
LLM search results are even worse.
LLM search results are even worse.
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I wish it was possible for a woman to be in love with another woman and kiss each other………… that would be so cool…..
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I wish it was possible for a woman to be in love with another woman and kiss each other………… that would be so cool…..
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If you're a cis person looking for ways to connect with the Trans Day of Remembrance, here's a list of suggestions:
1) Money. Give money to trans people. Especially to black trans people. Save the speeches and the somber memes. Give. Money. Not to the Trevor Project, to trans people.
End of list.
1) Money. Give money to trans people. Especially to black trans people. Save the speeches and the somber memes. Give. Money. Not to the Trevor Project, to trans people.
End of list.
November 20, 2023 at 5:56 PM
If you're a cis person looking for ways to connect with the Trans Day of Remembrance, here's a list of suggestions:
1) Money. Give money to trans people. Especially to black trans people. Save the speeches and the somber memes. Give. Money. Not to the Trevor Project, to trans people.
End of list.
1) Money. Give money to trans people. Especially to black trans people. Save the speeches and the somber memes. Give. Money. Not to the Trevor Project, to trans people.
End of list.
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i love throwing a Normalcy Flashbang onto the transfem microblogging app
A reflexive shiver runs down your spine when I run my frigid thumb over your neck - bared, with your hair swept aside for me, as you know you ought to. You know what's about to happen. You fear it.
Part of you - a part that grows stronger every feeding - eagerly awaits it. Needs it. Shrieks for it.
Part of you - a part that grows stronger every feeding - eagerly awaits it. Needs it. Shrieks for it.
need to write vampire smut fics [the smut is constrained exclusively to describing the feeding in the horniest way possible, as Caine intended]
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
i love throwing a Normalcy Flashbang onto the transfem microblogging app
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Anti-phrenologists are now saying researchers should be shot.
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anti-phrenologists are now saying researchers should be shot.
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when I was at google, their class on licenses basically said "we can't use any license that's funny"
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
when I was at google, their class on licenses basically said "we can't use any license that's funny"
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
so I suggest everyone license their software as funny as possible
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This moral radicalization happened at all levels in the Union army, very much including Ulysses S. Grant.
A lot of Northerners needed to SEE it to become true believers in the cause. But they did. It’s all there if you listen to the lyrics to The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
A lot of Northerners needed to SEE it to become true believers in the cause. But they did. It’s all there if you listen to the lyrics to The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This moral radicalization happened at all levels in the Union army, very much including Ulysses S. Grant.
A lot of Northerners needed to SEE it to become true believers in the cause. But they did. It’s all there if you listen to the lyrics to The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
A lot of Northerners needed to SEE it to become true believers in the cause. But they did. It’s all there if you listen to the lyrics to The Battle Hymn of the Republic.