Agent Penny
@agentmonkeypenny42.bsky.social
Here to yap with a clear conscience
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On April 5th, there are massive rallies planned across the country via a coalition of 83 organizations, including labor unions like CWA & SEIU, as well as progressive groups like MoveOn, Indivisible, and DemCast. Find an event here: mobilize.us/handsoff/map/
March 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
On April 5th, there are massive rallies planned across the country via a coalition of 83 organizations, including labor unions like CWA & SEIU, as well as progressive groups like MoveOn, Indivisible, and DemCast. Find an event here: mobilize.us/handsoff/map/
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
Deep sea life are aliens, the aliens are already here, they’re just underwater??? Hello science?? Have you seen an anglerfish? 100% alien
February 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Deep sea life are aliens, the aliens are already here, they’re just underwater??? Hello science?? Have you seen an anglerfish? 100% alien
As soon as I get my shit together (learn how to overthrow a corrupt gov), it’s over for u bitches (trump)
February 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
As soon as I get my shit together (learn how to overthrow a corrupt gov), it’s over for u bitches (trump)
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Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web
November 2, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web
Instead of a humidifier what if I attached tubes from my eyes to a vaporizer #sustainableinnovation
January 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Instead of a humidifier what if I attached tubes from my eyes to a vaporizer #sustainableinnovation
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Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
January 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
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depression sun anxiety moon adhd rising
January 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
depression sun anxiety moon adhd rising
Listening to Doechii until everything stops being bad
January 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Listening to Doechii until everything stops being bad
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Showing up for jury duty Thursday shouting "oh do we still have LAWS" the second I set foot in the courthouse
January 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Showing up for jury duty Thursday shouting "oh do we still have LAWS" the second I set foot in the courthouse
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People get all bent out of shape over the term dog parents like "dogs are NOT the same as children" and it's like no kidding I don't care if your children like me at all
January 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
People get all bent out of shape over the term dog parents like "dogs are NOT the same as children" and it's like no kidding I don't care if your children like me at all
I’m not here to bash Selena Gomez crying, but if she wants to do something why doesn’t she go to Bluesky and urge her followers to do the same? Is it because Rare Beauty relies on advertising on meta platforms? Time to put your money where your mouth is imo
January 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m not here to bash Selena Gomez crying, but if she wants to do something why doesn’t she go to Bluesky and urge her followers to do the same? Is it because Rare Beauty relies on advertising on meta platforms? Time to put your money where your mouth is imo
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i cant believe i paid for a device that allow people to reach me whenever they want
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i cant believe i paid for a device that allow people to reach me whenever they want
Have we ever seen Tig Notaro and Adam Scott in the same room?
January 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Have we ever seen Tig Notaro and Adam Scott in the same room?
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Can you go back ten slides? I was dreaming of a better world.
September 12, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Can you go back ten slides? I was dreaming of a better world.
I am but a man of the people
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I am but a man of the people
At the point in my seasonal depression where I’m considering hiring a pet psychic to lmk if I’m bumming my dog out
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
At the point in my seasonal depression where I’m considering hiring a pet psychic to lmk if I’m bumming my dog out
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what do you mean i can’t go to the seaside for a week? what about my melancholy??
January 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
what do you mean i can’t go to the seaside for a week? what about my melancholy??