💚⭐The Seattle Flatness⭐💙
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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RSS rules. RSS never became less relevant. RSS is a way to claw your agency back from silicon valley algorithmic timelines. That said if you use it you really are a sicko
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
RSS rules. RSS never became less relevant. RSS is a way to claw your agency back from silicon valley algorithmic timelines. That said if you use it you really are a sicko
Go Torrent, but the Vancouver Goldeneyes playing a James Bond theme at intermission is perfect.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Go Torrent, but the Vancouver Goldeneyes playing a James Bond theme at intermission is perfect.
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I'm sure these fans would like the USA to play more matches here.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm sure these fans would like the USA to play more matches here.
Go glad I
A: Waited on Cyberpunk 2077 instead of playing it in an incomplete state
B: Played it now, 5 years after initial release
What an absolute titan, an incredible feat on so many fronts. World design is unmatched, incredible performances, I can't believe this runs so well on Switch 2.
A: Waited on Cyberpunk 2077 instead of playing it in an incomplete state
B: Played it now, 5 years after initial release
What an absolute titan, an incredible feat on so many fronts. World design is unmatched, incredible performances, I can't believe this runs so well on Switch 2.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Go glad I
A: Waited on Cyberpunk 2077 instead of playing it in an incomplete state
B: Played it now, 5 years after initial release
What an absolute titan, an incredible feat on so many fronts. World design is unmatched, incredible performances, I can't believe this runs so well on Switch 2.
A: Waited on Cyberpunk 2077 instead of playing it in an incomplete state
B: Played it now, 5 years after initial release
What an absolute titan, an incredible feat on so many fronts. World design is unmatched, incredible performances, I can't believe this runs so well on Switch 2.
Top genres:
-Band of personalities survive a disaster
-A secret upends the establishment
-Going through the trauma of becoming an adult
-Gutting out a mortal wound for like 45 minutes before dramatically dying
-Teachers going through hard times
-Secret parallel world
-Everyone that hurt me suffers
-Band of personalities survive a disaster
-A secret upends the establishment
-Going through the trauma of becoming an adult
-Gutting out a mortal wound for like 45 minutes before dramatically dying
-Teachers going through hard times
-Secret parallel world
-Everyone that hurt me suffers
My top 5 movie genres:
-Airplane of criminals is hijacked, lands in Las Vegas
-Criminal and cop trade faces
-Navy Seals take over Alcatraz with poison gas, scientist and Brit save the day
-Dog plays basketball
-White guy with Nothing to Lose and Black guy with Nothing to Lose meet, hi-jinx ensue
-Airplane of criminals is hijacked, lands in Las Vegas
-Criminal and cop trade faces
-Navy Seals take over Alcatraz with poison gas, scientist and Brit save the day
-Dog plays basketball
-White guy with Nothing to Lose and Black guy with Nothing to Lose meet, hi-jinx ensue
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
Existential Soviet Cinema
French hipsters play at acting and movies
Screwball cynicism meets Capraesque heart
British flamboyance and theatrics that are resolutely antithetical to the British moral majority
Arnie being Arnie
Existential Soviet Cinema
French hipsters play at acting and movies
Screwball cynicism meets Capraesque heart
British flamboyance and theatrics that are resolutely antithetical to the British moral majority
Arnie being Arnie
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Top genres:
-Band of personalities survive a disaster
-A secret upends the establishment
-Going through the trauma of becoming an adult
-Gutting out a mortal wound for like 45 minutes before dramatically dying
-Teachers going through hard times
-Secret parallel world
-Everyone that hurt me suffers
-Band of personalities survive a disaster
-A secret upends the establishment
-Going through the trauma of becoming an adult
-Gutting out a mortal wound for like 45 minutes before dramatically dying
-Teachers going through hard times
-Secret parallel world
-Everyone that hurt me suffers
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November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Wasn't Bond established as the family name in Skyfall when it was seen on his parent's grave? Regardless, there's nothing wrong with making Casino Royale the first Bond, No Time to Die the last, and keep making Bond stories that take place between.
Yeah, this is very solvable by just saying James Bond is a code name that comes with the 007 designation and move on
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Wasn't Bond established as the family name in Skyfall when it was seen on his parent's grave? Regardless, there's nothing wrong with making Casino Royale the first Bond, No Time to Die the last, and keep making Bond stories that take place between.
Love Hurts
But sometimes it's a good hurt
But sometimes it's a good hurt
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Love Hurts
But sometimes it's a good hurt
But sometimes it's a good hurt
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Lightning storm over Mt St Helens, Washington
📸Mathew Nichols
📸Mathew Nichols
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Lightning storm over Mt St Helens, Washington
📸Mathew Nichols
📸Mathew Nichols
I think the Sounders just gave Minnesota United their 1995 ALDS moment. Such is the life of being the Yankees.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think the Sounders just gave Minnesota United their 1995 ALDS moment. Such is the life of being the Yankees.
Sounders could have had two games in Seattle rather than two in Minnesota, but dropped too many regular season points and made things really tough on themselves. Goal for next year needs to be to win the west, if not the SS, and make the playoff run as easy as possible.
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Sounders could have had two games in Seattle rather than two in Minnesota, but dropped too many regular season points and made things really tough on themselves. Goal for next year needs to be to win the west, if not the SS, and make the playoff run as easy as possible.
Two keepers who love being the villain.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Two keepers who love being the villain.
Jeez, time to bring in Scott Sterling.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Jeez, time to bring in Scott Sterling.
Man I really wish there was extra time rather than PKs, assuming we are still tied at the end here 😮💨
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Man I really wish there was extra time rather than PKs, assuming we are still tied at the end here 😮💨
Roldan with the awesome assist and Morris with the equalizer, if they win this that's a goal that'll live rent free for a long long time
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Roldan with the awesome assist and Morris with the equalizer, if they win this that's a goal that'll live rent free for a long long time
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November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Brings new meaning to the term "Skating Downhill"
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Brings new meaning to the term "Skating Downhill"
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I sure wish we didn’t have to, as a country, touch the stove every few years to remember that it’s hot.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I sure wish we didn’t have to, as a country, touch the stove every few years to remember that it’s hot.
Playing around in PS, and I'm a little surprised we don't see this variation on the Sounders logo. I guess not enough contrast between the green and teal.
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Playing around in PS, and I'm a little surprised we don't see this variation on the Sounders logo. I guess not enough contrast between the green and teal.
When Seattle and Portland meet in the next round, I'll finally be comfortable with them pulling a Shalrie Joseph with Vargas
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When Seattle and Portland meet in the next round, I'll finally be comfortable with them pulling a Shalrie Joseph with Vargas
Nouhou, Leyva, Rothrock, for Vargas to finish it. Great progression. Finish it.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nouhou, Leyva, Rothrock, for Vargas to finish it. Great progression. Finish it.
KKR is really helping with his ability to dribble out of pressure, it's making a difference right now
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
KKR is really helping with his ability to dribble out of pressure, it's making a difference right now
This is the closest the Sounders have looked to that team that swept the Leagues Cup since the final. Bodies flying around, swarming, putting pressure on.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This is the closest the Sounders have looked to that team that swept the Leagues Cup since the final. Bodies flying around, swarming, putting pressure on.
At this point MLS should scrap the best-of-3 series and just do three rounds of PKs.
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
At this point MLS should scrap the best-of-3 series and just do three rounds of PKs.