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daisy "dayzee" van blair
@agentdaisy.bsky.social
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Daisy Van Blair.
You can borrow my headphones. :)
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ha ha ha Joel is in trouble.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It was kinda unlocked ma'am oh my god are you some kind of police officer lady? I mean police officer person!
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just remember to wrap it before you tap it, big dog.
Why, you wanna take notes?
What did you tell them?
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What did you tell them?
Don't worry about it, Guy's Smooth Head.
Joel who are all these women
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It was sorta unlocked?
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY CAR?
i can't drive please take me to the burger store
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Joel who are all these women
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i can't drive please take me to the burger store
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What'd you guys do? Like when you were a kid? That's kinda when that stuff really hits.
Uh, sure, sure. It's kinda . . . Different, now. Y'know, what with . . . Living in America and all, but, uh, sure. And my family, they're very . . . Big on ancestry and history and all that, y'know?
You do anything? Like with family?
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You do anything? Like with family?
I . . . ( Sigh. ) Sure, whatever.

Y'know, I prefer Día de Muertos more.
No!! The spirits really appreciated it.
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
No!! The spirits really appreciated it.
But the spirits went back home! What for?
OR the Halloween decorations stay up.
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey that was—
Oh, for me? Thanks Daisy.

Not bad, Guy.
Ooh you're giving out candy? Thanks!
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ooh you're giving out candy? Thanks!
they're my scary antlers.
Those are antlers, not horns.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
OR the Halloween decorations stay up.
The *Christmas tree*? In *November*?
Oh my family LOVES Halloween. We used to decorate the whole house, and I wouldn't let my mom and dad take them down unless they SWORE we could immediately put up the Christmas tree.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
AAAAAAAAAA
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh my family LOVES Halloween. We used to decorate the whole house, and I wouldn't let my mom and dad take them down unless they SWORE we could immediately put up the Christmas tree.
What kind of Halloween traditions have YOU been following???
It's Halloween tradition to change your username to something scary!
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I DON'T HAVE BLACK MOLD
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's Halloween tradition to change your username to something scary!
hey @agentdaisy.bsky.social why is your name 'your girlfriend of the week'????
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What is she talking about I feel lightheaded all of a sudden
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You're telling me there's ALIENS in space?
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
WAIT HOW THE FUCK WERE THEY EATING SALT
October 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Put her through Hell and she'll come out smiling, that's Daisy! At least until she starts running low on food. They've got food in Hell, right? They must have vending machines at least. Flat, warm Dr Pepper... Now THAT'S eternal suffering.

This? This wasn't Hell. This was COOL AS Hell, with none
'Any news?' she asks, looking expectantly at @agentdaisy.bsky.social for her status report.
October 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by daisy "dayzee" van blair
When trouble comes to the Line, it takes the path of the back alleys, hiding out from the oppressive programming of the Patrolmen by day and shunting into the underground prohibition bars at night for a good time.
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It's a pot full of noodles you add water and microwave it and then you eat it.
What is... Pot Noodle?
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?
What is this? This isn't your best work, Orson.
Instnant Grandma
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM