daisy "dayzee" van blair
@agentdaisy.bsky.social
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You can borrow my headphones. :)
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To: @agentdaisy.bsky.social @agentajla.bsky.social @agentjoel.bsky.social @agentguymann.bsky.social @cartomancing.bsky.social
Subject: HELP!
Hello all,
My iPod will not stop playing this video. Help!!!
youtu.be/QmpXxMto50k?...
Best,
Dr. Orson Duffy
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To: @agentdaisy.bsky.social @agentajla.bsky.social @agentjoel.bsky.social @agentguymann.bsky.social @cartomancing.bsky.social
Subject: HELP!
Hello all,
My iPod will not stop playing this video. Help!!!
youtu.be/QmpXxMto50k?...
Best,
Dr. Orson Duffy
Go Kitty Go !
YouTube video by jai castellanos
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You can borrow my headphones. :)
Ha ha ha Joel is in trouble.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ha ha ha Joel is in trouble.
It was kinda unlocked ma'am oh my god are you some kind of police officer lady? I mean police officer person!
Sorta... Unlocked?
It was sorta unlocked?
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It was kinda unlocked ma'am oh my god are you some kind of police officer lady? I mean police officer person!
Just remember to wrap it before you tap it, big dog.
Why, you wanna take notes?
What did you tell them?
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just remember to wrap it before you tap it, big dog.
What did you tell them?
Don't worry about it, Guy's Smooth Head.
Joel who are all these women
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What did you tell them?
It was sorta unlocked?
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY CAR?
i can't drive please take me to the burger store
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It was sorta unlocked?
Joel who are all these women
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Joel who are all these women
i can't drive please take me to the burger store
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i can't drive please take me to the burger store
What'd you guys do? Like when you were a kid? That's kinda when that stuff really hits.
Uh, sure, sure. It's kinda . . . Different, now. Y'know, what with . . . Living in America and all, but, uh, sure. And my family, they're very . . . Big on ancestry and history and all that, y'know?
You do anything? Like with family?
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What'd you guys do? Like when you were a kid? That's kinda when that stuff really hits.
You do anything? Like with family?
I . . . ( Sigh. ) Sure, whatever.
Y'know, I prefer Día de Muertos more.
Y'know, I prefer Día de Muertos more.
No!! The spirits really appreciated it.
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You do anything? Like with family?
No!! The spirits really appreciated it.
But the spirits went back home! What for?
OR the Halloween decorations stay up.
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No!! The spirits really appreciated it.
Hey that was—
Oh, for me? Thanks Daisy.
Not bad, Guy.
Not bad, Guy.
Ooh you're giving out candy? Thanks!
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey that was—
Ooh you're giving out candy? Thanks!
they're my scary antlers.
Those are antlers, not horns.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ooh you're giving out candy? Thanks!
OR the Halloween decorations stay up.
The *Christmas tree*? In *November*?
Oh my family LOVES Halloween. We used to decorate the whole house, and I wouldn't let my mom and dad take them down unless they SWORE we could immediately put up the Christmas tree.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
OR the Halloween decorations stay up.
AAAAAAAAAA
Watch out.
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
AAAAAAAAAA
Oh my family LOVES Halloween. We used to decorate the whole house, and I wouldn't let my mom and dad take them down unless they SWORE we could immediately put up the Christmas tree.
What kind of Halloween traditions have YOU been following???
It's Halloween tradition to change your username to something scary!
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh my family LOVES Halloween. We used to decorate the whole house, and I wouldn't let my mom and dad take them down unless they SWORE we could immediately put up the Christmas tree.
I DON'T HAVE BLACK MOLD
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I DON'T HAVE BLACK MOLD
It's Halloween tradition to change your username to something scary!
hey @agentdaisy.bsky.social why is your name 'your girlfriend of the week'????
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's Halloween tradition to change your username to something scary!
What is she talking about I feel lightheaded all of a sudden
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What is she talking about I feel lightheaded all of a sudden
You're telling me there's ALIENS in space?
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You're telling me there's ALIENS in space?
WAIT HOW THE FUCK WERE THEY EATING SALT
October 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WAIT HOW THE FUCK WERE THEY EATING SALT
Put her through Hell and she'll come out smiling, that's Daisy! At least until she starts running low on food. They've got food in Hell, right? They must have vending machines at least. Flat, warm Dr Pepper... Now THAT'S eternal suffering.
This? This wasn't Hell. This was COOL AS Hell, with none
This? This wasn't Hell. This was COOL AS Hell, with none
'Any news?' she asks, looking expectantly at @agentdaisy.bsky.social for her status report.
October 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Put her through Hell and she'll come out smiling, that's Daisy! At least until she starts running low on food. They've got food in Hell, right? They must have vending machines at least. Flat, warm Dr Pepper... Now THAT'S eternal suffering.
This? This wasn't Hell. This was COOL AS Hell, with none
This? This wasn't Hell. This was COOL AS Hell, with none
Reposted by daisy "dayzee" van blair
When trouble comes to the Line, it takes the path of the back alleys, hiding out from the oppressive programming of the Patrolmen by day and shunting into the underground prohibition bars at night for a good time.
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When trouble comes to the Line, it takes the path of the back alleys, hiding out from the oppressive programming of the Patrolmen by day and shunting into the underground prohibition bars at night for a good time.
It's a pot full of noodles you add water and microwave it and then you eat it.
What is... Pot Noodle?
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's a pot full of noodles you add water and microwave it and then you eat it.
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?
What is this? This isn't your best work, Orson.
Instnant Grandma
October 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's a new pot noodle flavor. Hungry?