Joel
@agentjoel.bsky.social
Tired dopey guitarist. I see dream people. | Eng/Esp | Roleplay | #AGENCY OC; MVRP | MDNI | MATURE themes.
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NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT'S MY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT'S MY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
do they keep turning your webcam on?
I get some about virgins in my area.
Why do I keep getting emails about 'hot women in you area'
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
do they keep turning your webcam on?
Nope, you've lost me, man.
All I'm saying is that is sometimes healthy to break the 4th wall, every now and then!
That Noize guy isn't too big on that though.
That Noize guy isn't too big on that though.
Robots fuck! Anyway, that shit doesn't work. Our entire existence is totally constrained to text on a screen. We're solid TRAPPED. You can't look at a camera. That joke's wack.
December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Nope, you've lost me, man.
Robots fuck! Anyway, that shit doesn't work. Our entire existence is totally constrained to text on a screen. We're solid TRAPPED. You can't look at a camera. That joke's wack.
[Looks at the camera, then back at Joel.]
The guy who writes me didn't wanna skip the lewd.
The guy who writes me didn't wanna skip the lewd.
Why did they make you a sex bot?
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Robots fuck! Anyway, that shit doesn't work. Our entire existence is totally constrained to text on a screen. We're solid TRAPPED. You can't look at a camera. That joke's wack.
Why did they make you a sex bot?
Brother.
It's called innuendo.
It's called innuendo.
You're just repeating yourself but slower. You're just-- Saying words, at me.
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why did they make you a sex bot?
You're just repeating yourself but slower. You're just-- Saying words, at me.
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're just repeating yourself but slower. You're just-- Saying words, at me.
What?
I'm half a combat bot, half a companion bot.
Not even kidding.
I have weapons, and "weapons".
Not even kidding.
I have weapons, and "weapons".
Hey man, I've gotta ask, I get you're a robot and all, but what's with the whole giving you fat tits and a ripped bod? Like why'd they do that? What's up with that?
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What?
Hey man, I've gotta ask, I get you're a robot and all, but what's with the whole giving you fat tits and a ripped bod? Like why'd they do that? What's up with that?
Have a wonderful end of the year and a very hot #SeductiveSunday you horny people.
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[🎨: Tamazuki Akiyama ]
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[🎨: Tamazuki Akiyama ]
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey man, I've gotta ask, I get you're a robot and all, but what's with the whole giving you fat tits and a ripped bod? Like why'd they do that? What's up with that?
sounds like you're doing better, man. i'm glad you got over that whole . . . *thing* a couple months back.
(Snorts.)
Yeah. I told 'em that I'd send it to 'em before I publish.
Yeah. I told 'em that I'd send it to 'em before I publish.
So he should be. Shit's fucked.
I mean, ( grinning ) he lives in the Castro for one, huh?
I mean, ( grinning ) he lives in the Castro for one, huh?
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
sounds like you're doing better, man. i'm glad you got over that whole . . . *thing* a couple months back.
So he should be. Shit's fucked.
I mean, ( grinning ) he lives in the Castro for one, huh?
I mean, ( grinning ) he lives in the Castro for one, huh?
Same thing as last time, really.
He asked me to change their names. Use fake ones in the article.
I think he's scared, but he wouldn't admit it.
He asked me to change their names. Use fake ones in the article.
I think he's scared, but he wouldn't admit it.
Oh, yeah? What did the boyfriend think this time 'round?
December 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So he should be. Shit's fucked.
I mean, ( grinning ) he lives in the Castro for one, huh?
I mean, ( grinning ) he lives in the Castro for one, huh?
Oh, yeah? What did the boyfriend think this time 'round?
Right. Right, right. The... the thing...
It's about this Vietnam vet. Really interesting guy. Lives in the Castro with his boyfriend. Now get this, the boyfriend? A refugee *from* Vietnam. I did his interview ages ago, but before I had the chance to write it up, the tape...
(Pauses.)
Uh. The ━
It's about this Vietnam vet. Really interesting guy. Lives in the Castro with his boyfriend. Now get this, the boyfriend? A refugee *from* Vietnam. I did his interview ages ago, but before I had the chance to write it up, the tape...
(Pauses.)
Uh. The ━
I'm barely getting a tingle. I'm gonna start double dipping if shit doesn't start picking up *fast*.
Oye, c'mon, enough about me. Tell me about this report you're working on.
Oye, c'mon, enough about me. Tell me about this report you're working on.
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oh, yeah? What did the boyfriend think this time 'round?
I'm barely getting a tingle. I'm gonna start double dipping if shit doesn't start picking up *fast*.
Oye, c'mon, enough about me. Tell me about this report you're working on.
Oye, c'mon, enough about me. Tell me about this report you're working on.
It's not? I'm feeling fucking great.
What the fuck are you talking about? This smack isn't doing shit.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm barely getting a tingle. I'm gonna start double dipping if shit doesn't start picking up *fast*.
Oye, c'mon, enough about me. Tell me about this report you're working on.
Oye, c'mon, enough about me. Tell me about this report you're working on.
What the fuck are you talking about? This smack isn't doing shit.
Like I said, it's an overreaction!
They'd kill you for telling a guy who will probably be dead by sunrise?
They'd kill you for telling a guy who will probably be dead by sunrise?
You don't know 'em, man.
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What the fuck are you talking about? This smack isn't doing shit.
You don't know 'em, man.
That seems like an overreaction.
Nuh-uh. They'll kill me.
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You don't know 'em, man.
IRIS??????/
There are no jokes when it comes to Iris.
Tough crowd!
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
IRIS??????/
Tough crowd!
You’re leaving. I’m throwing you out.
Woah, woah, woah. I'm not threatening her.
What's her name though? Beverly?
What's her name though? Beverly?
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tough crowd!
Woah, woah, woah. I'm not threatening her.
What's her name though? Beverly?
What's her name though? Beverly?
Get out of here. Is that better? You threaten my wife and I threaten you.
Holy shit dude you can't demand shit like that from people anymore people tell you private shit like that when they're comfortable!!!
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Woah, woah, woah. I'm not threatening her.
What's her name though? Beverly?
What's her name though? Beverly?
Holy shit dude you can't demand shit like that from people anymore people tell you private shit like that when they're comfortable!!!
…
Out. Out, right now.
Out. Out, right now.
Hey man, if you've got a wife, you'd better lose her.
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Holy shit dude you can't demand shit like that from people anymore people tell you private shit like that when they're comfortable!!!
Hey man, if you've got a wife, you'd better lose her.
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey man, if you've got a wife, you'd better lose her.
You always like this?
No, I wanna know who I’m talking to. Joel. If that’s really your name!
What, d'you want my social security number or something?
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You always like this?
What, d'you want my social security number or something?
Yeah, I know your name and nothing else.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Me? I'm, y'know, me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What, d'you want my social security number or something?
Me? I'm, y'know, me.
“…”
So who are you again?
So who are you again?
'Cos of their bad teeth, y'know?
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Me? I'm, y'know, me.
'Cos of their bad teeth, y'know?
Uh — what? Why? Also, you are not getting any non-offensive points here man.
Aw, geez, I'd never be seen dead in Britain. Their breath's gotta stink.
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
'Cos of their bad teeth, y'know?