Joel
@agentjoel.bsky.social
Guitarist. I see dream people. | Eng/Spa | Roleplay | #AGENCY ; MVRP | MDNI
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Hey man, I don't wanna disturb you, but you got any ket?
BUT THEYRE EVERYWHERE HOW CAN I NOT
DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHTS! DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHTS!
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hey man, I don't wanna disturb you, but you got any ket?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE DISCO. I'M GONNA FIND A COUCH AND SHOOT UP.
CUT!! CUUUT!!!!
Your PowerP-- What?
( Looking around for the camera. ) Hey kids, you should drop out of school and do the sickest fucking drugs.
( Looking around for the camera. ) Hey kids, you should drop out of school and do the sickest fucking drugs.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE DISCO. I'M GONNA FIND A COUCH AND SHOOT UP.
Your PowerP-- What?
( Looking around for the camera. ) Hey kids, you should drop out of school and do the sickest fucking drugs.
( Looking around for the camera. ) Hey kids, you should drop out of school and do the sickest fucking drugs.
MY POWERPOINT!
The what?
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Your PowerP-- What?
( Looking around for the camera. ) Hey kids, you should drop out of school and do the sickest fucking drugs.
( Looking around for the camera. ) Hey kids, you should drop out of school and do the sickest fucking drugs.
The what?
YOU CAN'T PROMOTE DRUG USE ON MY TARDIS NOW I HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE PRESENTATION!!!
There's not even a speedball in sight. What's a rave without ket?
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The what?
There's not even a speedball in sight. What's a rave without ket?
i was stuck in the 70s and/or 80s for a hot minute and needed to blend in?
WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There's not even a speedball in sight. What's a rave without ket?
WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS.
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS.
It's the talking ones with the whole body controling thing you've gotta be scared of.
ay no. i don't like spiders.
What? Aw, no. C'mon. It's *warm*. And the insects don't bite. Not *the gutter ones*, anyway.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It's the talking ones with the whole body controling thing you've gotta be scared of.
( Joel looks at him with a kind of knowing stare, taking out a battered joint and lighting it; he puts away his lighter rapidly as though afraid the other might take it from him, taking a drag of the joint and then offering it to the other. )
You're in the Windy City. Chicago. Seen the bean yet?
You're in the Windy City. Chicago. Seen the bean yet?
(He starts laughing. It's a sort of desperate laugh. A man gripping onto sanity by his fingernails.) What state are we even in, man? I mean... it all kinda bleeds together after a while, doesn't it?
If I had one, I wouldn't ask. C'mon, please? I'm too fucked up to negotiate.
If I had one, I wouldn't ask. C'mon, please? I'm too fucked up to negotiate.
I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot, okay? Maybe leave the state or the country or something if it's that bad. I mean, if he's powerful enough to keep following, it's not like there's much your *friend* can do.
I don't have a light if you do.
I don't have a light if you do.
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
( Joel looks at him with a kind of knowing stare, taking out a battered joint and lighting it; he puts away his lighter rapidly as though afraid the other might take it from him, taking a drag of the joint and then offering it to the other. )
You're in the Windy City. Chicago. Seen the bean yet?
You're in the Windy City. Chicago. Seen the bean yet?
What? Aw, no. C'mon. It's *warm*. And the insects don't bite. Not *the gutter ones*, anyway.
. . no. and frankly i can only think of the insects that could live in there.
Smart. Ever sleep in a gutter? Now that's the good stuff.
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
What? Aw, no. C'mon. It's *warm*. And the insects don't bite. Not *the gutter ones*, anyway.
I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot, okay? Maybe leave the state or the country or something if it's that bad. I mean, if he's powerful enough to keep following, it's not like there's much your *friend* can do.
I don't have a light if you do.
I don't have a light if you do.
It's not really, uh... It's not a relationship? I don't think? It's, uh, hard to tell. For my friend. And the whole point of cat and mouse is for m...y friend to *run away* from him. There's not much time for the 'so, what are we?' talk.
... I asked you first!
... I asked you first!
Dude, your friend's gotta get out of his toxic relationship, like, *right now*. I mean, like, it's fine that he's gay and all, that's not a problem or whatever, but that sounds *evil* and kinda *unhealthy*?
. . . Depends. Do you?
. . . Depends. Do you?
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot, okay? Maybe leave the state or the country or something if it's that bad. I mean, if he's powerful enough to keep following, it's not like there's much your *friend* can do.
I don't have a light if you do.
I don't have a light if you do.
Smart. Ever sleep in a gutter? Now that's the good stuff.
it's quiet and close to the job.
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Smart. Ever sleep in a gutter? Now that's the good stuff.
Dude, your friend's gotta get out of his toxic relationship, like, *right now*. I mean, like, it's fine that he's gay and all, that's not a problem or whatever, but that sounds *evil* and kinda *unhealthy*?
. . . Depends. Do you?
. . . Depends. Do you?
No? So... So if he does all that he does love you? Thanks, man. I... *My friend* really needed to hear that.
Y'got a light?
Y'got a light?
( Cringing, waving him off. Groaning. )
Quit that screaming. Some of us are barely here. Also, NO?
Quit that screaming. Some of us are barely here. Also, NO?
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dude, your friend's gotta get out of his toxic relationship, like, *right now*. I mean, like, it's fine that he's gay and all, that's not a problem or whatever, but that sounds *evil* and kinda *unhealthy*?
. . . Depends. Do you?
. . . Depends. Do you?
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
she's gonna take a nap on the roof.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
( Cringing, waving him off. Groaning. )
Quit that screaming. Some of us are barely here. Also, NO?
Quit that screaming. Some of us are barely here. Also, NO?
(Clears throat. Raises voice a little.)
Does he even LOVE YOU if he doesn't hold you HOSTAGE for SIX DAYS and TORTURE YOU the entire time only to ERASE YOUR MEMORIES of that and set you free, only to find you AGAIN and send you on the most DEMENTED game of CAT AND MOUSE?
Does he even LOVE YOU if he doesn't hold you HOSTAGE for SIX DAYS and TORTURE YOU the entire time only to ERASE YOUR MEMORIES of that and set you free, only to find you AGAIN and send you on the most DEMENTED game of CAT AND MOUSE?
Dude what.
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
( Cringing, waving him off. Groaning. )
Quit that screaming. Some of us are barely here. Also, NO?
Quit that screaming. Some of us are barely here. Also, NO?
Dude what.
Ladies, does he even love you if he doesn't hold you hostage for six days and torture you the entire time only to erase your memories of that and set you free, only to find you AGAIN and send you on the most demented game of cat and mouse?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Dude what.
Psst. Hey, @cosmonauticool.bsky.social. Wake up. I made food. And coffee. It's not burned. You want some?
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Psst. Hey, @cosmonauticool.bsky.social. Wake up. I made food. And coffee. It's not burned. You want some?
Yeah, and the whole hiding in the shadows thing? That's pretty hot. Y'know, not knowing and all that.
I know.. my cheek moles are some of my best assets
Zoo-Wee Mama!
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yeah, and the whole hiding in the shadows thing? That's pretty hot. Y'know, not knowing and all that.
Zoo-Wee Mama!
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Zoo-Wee Mama!
I'll be lucky to *reach* fifty.
you're not close to fifty yet, you're still young.
You're telling me.
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'll be lucky to *reach* fifty.
You think I'm old???
WHO SAID THAT
HUH???????????
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You think I'm old???
HUH???????????
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
HUH???????????
You're telling me.
dang . .
Thirty-five.
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You're telling me.
I keep it on the downlow!
TODAY???
Thirty-five.
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I keep it on the downlow!